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He knows…
first thing I noticed is an 11 min long clip, I’ll be damned if I sit here listening to Jabba the hut more than 30sec’s, if he didn’t blow himself up at the end. Then I don’t see the point. Do yourselves a favor & get a mind wipe if you stuck it out til the end, I heard…fleshlight & I that was it for me. cya.
Nothing like a fat fuck sitting in his moms basement talking about how to bag chick and all the sex he gets.
what the fuck!!! if this fucker knows how to get a chick, then why the fuck is he in his moms basement, thinking hes Hitch.
this fucking douche bag will be alone forever…he doesn’t know shit about women.
WHAT THE HELL!
maybe hes really vulgar, maybe he doesnt know what hes talkin about to some people..but some of the stuff he says does make sens
MTL FTW!!!
This fat fuck has never gotten pussy in his life. the reason he is baggin on chicks is cuz he gets shot down everytime. all the chicks he’s talking about are rented, so obviously he has a one sided view of them. dumb shit. My one and only advice for a guy for women…”TUNE THEM OUT” you deal with them by tuning them out. think charlie brown or keep your favorite song in your head, life will be sweeter in the end.
LOL! It feels like the real deal eh? So does it give blowjobs and headrubs and cooks and cleans for you?
Sigh. I’m not sure whether if I should laugh or feel sorry for him.
The reason why men were the majority of inventors were because for a long time, women were restricted from expressing themselves and getting a proper education. I could go on, but this fattie makes me want to cry because he’s probably not the only one out there like this.
Major LULZ.
You are a woman, right?
and how many nobel prizes won women the last 30 years?
Name one woman who’s been on the moon? ha trick question. name one good woman wrestler! name one…I forgot the rest. I heard that on gta4, that shit was mad funny.
it was a woman that discovered radiation
Issues! She couldn’t get past the tip of his dick because her forehead kept bumping into his overhung stomach….
V I R G I N . . . “You haven’t had pussy since pussy had you!”
sex toys, henry ford, and a fat dweeble who looks like its his first time every time he takes a sip of his beer. the circle of life is complete. i was glad the thing didnt make it to 15 or 20 min., caus im pretty sure this guy fucked the can in his hand. jesus man have some flippin dignity. dont give a philosophy on something you know nothing about. i think i had a class with that guy.
R A C I S T . . . LOL!!!! H I T L E R S P A W N
Look at him. Drinking his troubles away. Thomas Edison invented electricity….Electricity can’t be invented. It was DISCOVERED by Benjamin Franklin, dumbass. I highly doubt you’ve ever been with a woman. And if you ever were, then she must’ve been a desperate bitch. You sir, have dun goofed. The cavalry of Cyberia hath been summoned.
if that guy gets pussy im brad pitt
Benjamin Franklin didn’t discover electricity. I discovered electricity. Benjamin Franklin is the Devil!!!!
he probz uses knockot drops or sth
he must have made this video after the girls at taco bello shot him down
haha this dude is so true. maybe i understand him because i’m a drunk german too
yeah me too
Me three
I’m on the boat
Yea, I’m with yall
im not german but i will agree that some of his points are valid though he is kinda an eye sore i wouldn’t mind telling him real gettin laid stories, not to mention BEEEER!
also remember guys, WOMEN DRIVERS NO SURVIVER!!!!!!
harsh_but_needed @ ROFL-COPTER
dude this fuckin fat lard ass tard bitch =)))) he never got any pussy =)) he probably loves gettin his ass pounded though, ugly fuck. who would ever be gross enough to fuck that blob of fuckin slime? =))) idiot
Gratz u made it onto epic fail with ur great expertise!!
He’s right…Everyone saying anything else is deep inside a woman. BUT still…He’s a pretty sad show to look at.
Is is just me or does this guy look like the bad guy from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure?
he just needs to be sipping that beer in a massive bathtub with model ships. lol
haha this guy is pretty fucking funny, not only oes he not knoe ehat its like to get laid laid… he compares it to a flesh light…. a sex toy, that isnt anything like sex its just a fancy way to jerk off lol
LMAO This guy is one of the least intelligent things I’ve ever witnessed. He should be denied the use of video and audio equipment.I would say they should castrate him but I doubt he’s in any danger of breeding.
Thanks for changing your video formats Epicfail… Now I can’t enjoy this site on my phone… Maybe I wanted to see a fat fucker bitch about pussy.. then he pays money to use an empty flashlight to fuck…. Seems like a lovely video to me. (^_^),,!,,
I think he just admitted that he raped the fuck out of a chick :S sick bastard
i seriously hope somone will set this guy straight…hes way of target with every single thing he says :S
but then again why bother… just make sure he does’nt reproduce.
I didn’t know peter griffin was actually a real person, anyway I learned a lot listening to that fucking master of the female gender. now I know what to do!!! thank’s pete… I’m almost crying…
hes got some good points like why should a man change for a woman to like him and the shit with black guys but thats just jealousy .. this guy has never had a root and he gets pissed after one beer fucking scrub
This guy is awsome!
What a great vlog! I am really impressed by this guy’s well-articulated philosophy. Anyone know where I can find his other posts? Is he on Youtube?
What a guy!
With a name like potwhale I bet your a fat pathetic loser just like this homo. Fucking losers.
“Railing her snatch like there’s tomorrow” lmao
hmmm he makes me proud to be gay
Oh I’m sorry to hear that. How long have you been sick, if you don’t mind me asking?
me too!
I quit after 30 seconds. This is why i hate webcams: people like this can express herself.
look a drunk troll.
This guy is the USA all rolled up into one fat package.
Too bad he is Canadian, dumb ass.
Only a fag douche wipe would think this is a fail, I agree with everything he says especially french kissing beer!!!! this guy is a winner!!
FAIL
Red, in that case, you must be the guy in the video. You have not gotten pussy and would rather fuck with sex toys. Yeah, right on……I would much rather french kiss a woman, you know? Someone who will do it back? Get laid, man. You seriously need to. Ya dun goofed….
maybe you two can go to rehab together and butt fuck eachother until you explode. asshole.
FUCKING LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can tell he’s never had a girlfriend, he doesn’t know what its like. Sounds to me like he’s just repeating what he hears other guys say about their girls. Its obvious he’s not speaking from experience.
hahah fattys in basements always make me lol. “men build things” hahaha
Sex with your comatose grandma doesn’t count, douchebag!
I like this guy. I’m not saying I agree with him but it would be super funny to drink beer with this guy and ramble on about random crap. And to be honest, drunk people ramble on about random crap that isn’t really true anyway. Doesn’t really matter if their fat or not or if they believe it themselves.
if he talks stupid?! yeah, what if? drunk sexist idiot
What a class act… Fat White nerd bet he hates Blacks as well as women…
Sorry should watched the whole fucking thing!! lol
loll
if he ever gets pussy, i bet he’ll try to “hate” fuck it.
He is German…that’s why she couldn’t make it past the head…there is no shaft.
nerd try mirror urself
this guy is the truth…he made a valid point at the end. white people are allowed to be mad for that because black people hate seeing their race with a white person.
I bet he’s talking about his mom
I could talk with this guy for hours ahahahah he’s fun
Is he already dead?
I GUESS HE QUITE WOMAN, NOW HE IN INTO JACKING-OFF…
he got a fleshlight lol
#1 i’m pretty sure he filmed this in his mother’s basement, where he lives. #2 maybe cut down on the twinkees? #3 he probably works at the drive thru at mcdonalds. and i’m guessing that’s what he has for lunch everyday. #4 he was wasted. #5 he’s sexist and racist. #6 those are the most made up black guy names i’ve ever heard. and #7 i’m not sure if i believe this guy’s ever had sex. maybe he’s telling the truth. idk. but any girl dumb enough to sleep with him is seriously fucked in the head
bro no one wants to know about you boning your mom.