Running For Governor Fail

Posted on August 2nd, 2010


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    1. Afroman says:

      OK because he is a Christian I’m not going to fail this. But yeah he is a retard. :P

      • Atom says:

        You’re an idiot. If he raped your mother and he was christian does he get a pass? God is fake. The tooth fairy is fake, grow up you fucking jackass. I hope you choke loser

      • MagicMan says:

        Wow Atom, We can really see that mommy didn’t hug you enough as a child.

      • Vilhelm says:

        OK because he is a Christian I’m going to give him a HUGE FUCKING FAIL. It’s one thing to be a fat retard American. It’s a whole other thing to be a fat retard American religious freak. You are a fucking idiot Afroman. You probably believe in Santa because you’re a stupid sheep. YOU FAIL AT LIFE.

      • Happy Camper says:

        Repubs are seriously considering this candidate. I mean, that’s just McCain with a diaper. You go BOY! ;-)

      • The Captain says:

        Because he is Christian it should be a double fail, along with anyone else who tries to bring their religious views into play with politics.

      • weee says:

        Atom, you are an intolerant jerk. You’re just as bad as religous extremists.

      • Shane says:

        He couldnt be any worse than Sarah Palin

      • Bob S says:

        Atom has a point though, despite his complete religious intolerance that follows it. Why should him being Christian let him off a fail? Should Catholic priests that bugger choir boys be let off the hook too?

      • u r stupid says:

        all these other people are just being stupid.

        being christian FOR THE WIN!!

      • stop the hate says:

        you’re all being so ignorant….you can’t say god is fake because god isn’t something thsat you can prove or disprove, either believe in god or don’t….also, being “christian” doesn’t mean shit, in a sense that you speak of it is more of a culture that you are born into, like a race, rather than a true belief….most “christians” are the biggest hypocrits on earth…there are just as many “christian” pieces of shit as there are in any other religion, if not more….. i.e. the catholic priests that like to play with kids BoB S mentioned…..the church is not true christianity but organized brainwashing. the catholic church does not believe in god but in money….open your eyes. stop being ignorant. wake up. believe what you want but don’t oppress others because of what they believe, please….

      • King Checkmate XIII of Chess Land says:

        The difference between being a hypocrite and being genuine are how you act after doing something wrong. I’m Christian and as for the biggest thorn in Christianity’s side, four words: The Roman Catholic Church.

      • Nick to the nick says:

        Atom is a real asshole. I hope you find something that occupies your time better than looking at fails on the internet. Jackass.,

    2. IMANIGER says:

      FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    3. Chris F says:

      seriously, this guy is a candidate for one of the legit political parties?

      surely someone’s taking the piss!

    4. Dante says:

      This has to be edited. I’m pretty sure the real footage from that news cast is out there.

    5. dee says:

      lmfa0o dumb crackers

      • Vilhelm says:

        haha the only thing that would have made this guy even more repulsive, is if he was black.

      • JERK says:

        Just wanted to say that Vilhelm is a ignorant, racist, son of a goat herder that spent too much time alone with the goats.

      • Benedikt says:

        JERK failed to see the racism expressed by dee. That’s too bad, people shouldn’t be let off the hook just because of their race. (which is racism by itself)

    6. Goocenn says:

      Looks like Kenny Rogers is drinking again!!

      • Mannix says:

        Hahaha…I was just thinking the exact same thing when MadTV does the spoof of Kenny Rogers…lolol

    7. Dyquen says:

      Holy shit, just retarded as fuck aint he? Looks like this guy huffed one too many spray paint cans and got into a few wacked out mosh pit fights.

    8. EH says:

      Only in America

    9. cutiko says:

      Hes a great candidate, thats real politics, hes actually discussing how we should drive our life as a society, and how we should govern our self. Real facts in each day acquaintance. How ever, its a FAIL; Placebo said it better “Did too much cocaine, I didnt mean it” (Placebo, B-Sides, Slackerbitch).

      • The Captain says:

        Except his ideas of “driving life” are totally ridiculous. Letting everyone have guns without permits and if people get murdered, oh well? (That’s pretty much *exactly* what he said) – No problem with letting everyone bear arms, but acting like it should be the old west with random “shoot outs” and such? Also, planting crops in vacant lots for (unintelligble – he said something but it wasn’t clear). What other “great ideas for driving our life as a society” did he bring up? Oh, that he’s going to shove his Christianity up in it? And make a falg look different? Super.

      • The Captain says:

        Though yes, him actually being honest about his beliefs and saying what he intends to (actually) do are comendable. But when it’s a bunch of retarded, ass-backwards ideas it defeats any credit gained in the honesty department.

    10. satatay says:

      outlaw retards from drinking.

    11. ChrisForeigner says:

      Where´s his neck?

    12. say whaaat? says:

      He got my vote

    13. Grou says:

      Come on, he’s just terribly shy, he might actually have shat his pants at 48′.
      Timmy 4 governor ! Tim-tim-tim Timmyyyyy !

    14. Tex The Merciless says:

      This is why I love this site.
      No bashing his political affiliation, just clowning on the fact that he’s retarded.
      There are always racial slurs, country bashing and general torching, but most of it is all in good fun.

    15. Forest Llama says:

      hes as stupid as his name

    16. bili says:

      Doesn’t his face suggest you that his on meth or coke?

    17. Nordvind says:

      We call such men clowns here.

    18. iamnotgod says:

      I don’t see any fail is here, a typical american talking to his fellow citizens. It’s not like it’s the 1st retarded politician over there

    19. Buckry says:

      They have found Sarah Palin’s father.

    20. mamabug says:

      all I can say is WOW!

    21. HallieBug says:

      hes drunk.

    22. The Captain says:

      He’ll probably win, sadly.

      • whatamess says:

        I agree. Sort of like what happened in the last Presidential election.

      • The Captain says:

        And the one before that. And the one before that. (Though McCain was just as bad of a choice, that decrepid retard wouldn’t be doing anything better, just fucking stuff up in his own way.)

    23. luismb says:

      Did he say “my name is Basil Marceaux dot com”?

    24. Bob S says:

      So the Republicans presumably think this is a fairly safe Democrat seat, yeah?

    25. My Little Blow Me says:

      Is this the guy who played the Terminator?

    26. sdtarkma says:

      Correction… Greene is the democrat nominee for South Carolina Senate. Oh, and his website, like himself, is, apparently, second rate. Check him out on Wikipedia. Again, he is the Democrats CHOICE for South Carolina!

    27. Christian K says:

      At least he isn’t lying -.-

    28. ME says:

      I DONT FEEL LIKE THIS IS A FAIL CAUSE THEY KNEW HE WAS NOT RIGHT WHEN THEY PUT HIM ON THERE, THE NEWS PEOPLE WAS JUST GIVING HIM A CHANCE . DUH BE REAL PEOPLE . THAT PROBALLY MADE HIM FEEL SPECIAL .

    29. COCO Shamell says:

      …and he will move the Governors office to the mental hospital where he lives

    30. MJ says:

      looks like a fine retarded leader.

    31. FcukU says:

      Hm…Why is this a fail? He seems to be an accurate representation of the Republican party summed into one buffoon..

    32. Me says:

      SIXTY SIXTH!!!

    33. odysse says:

      it is funny how nervous he is!! Even though he talks about nonsense at least he is trying to make this country a better place!

    34. daytripper says:

      You all have a nice day too retard!

    35. MEMEME says:

      People ACTUALLY voted for this guy. No, really. Look it up. Makes you REALLY wonder what’s in the water up in Tennessee.

    36. BamaDan says:

      Everybody stop arguing….and be vewy vewy quite, Basil is hunting Wabbits!! Elmer Fudds long lost son right there.

    37. Monte says:

      This guy is a few stripes short of a sane flag.

    38. Emcee says:

      Vernon Dursley?


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