Ninja Fail

Posted on August 7th, 2010


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    1. Brammage says:

      The best ideas come when you’re drunk…

    2. Master Shake says:

      what a fucking dumb ass haha

      • me and stevie says:

        yeah, you can tell the douche with the sword can’t ven swing an axe much less a damn sword. he measures his shot and then moves the sword laterally like 5 times completely negating the measured shot.

    3. shonos47 says:

      45% of America’s population shown in the video…. the remaining 55% will probably troll me.

    4. bili says:

      Should of put the can on top of his head, that would make a cool trick!

    5. ChrisForeigner says:

      Was that not clear, that this happens? I´m a little bit disappointed, that he don´t chop his hand off. Very stupid!

    6. cutiko says:

      woow serious cut

    7. vic says:

      the table full of beer cups was my second indication this was gonna go wrong, the first one of course being this video is on epic fail.

    8. blabla says:

      Why all idiotic ideas always come from USA/UK/Australia ???

    9. youspaz fail says:

      lol

    10. EH says:

      Win god damn it, WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

    11. MaLV says:

      Am I the only person who actually wanted him to the guy’s thumb off? (It would have been funnier to watch them crawling around on the floor looking for his lost digit)

    12. madness says:

      arterial hemorrhage, nice

    13. Penis says:

      HAAAAAAAAAAA! my god that was funny =) leave the ninja shit to the asians dude.

    14. Bobmaster says:

      See in a way this video perfectly encapsulates why western civilization is fucked. Basically all the total idiots in the past who did stupid shit like this or allowed it to be done to them would die horrible pointless deaths. Thus not allowing there genetic material to be passed on. Thanks to advances in medical science you can survive this kind of act of stupidity. I reckon this kind of thing should be punishable by instant death for both.

    15. dipsht says:

      1st.. you cunts

    16. strikeone says:

      whos next,this time the sword slinger gets to wear the dark sunglasses,in two words”fuckin idiots”

    17. deadbird17 says:

      HAHAHA! HE MIGHT BLEED TO DEATH! HAHAHAHA!

    18. crazy2 says:

      I close my eyes.. Can he do it once more…

    19. Captain Obvious says:

      That wasn’t a very good idea. That gentlemen should seek medical attention, and they should all think very hard about playing with sharp objects like that.

    20. Ricardo says:

      LOL! “i told you was a horrible idea”

    21. URANUS says:

      hemorrhage conming in 5, 4, 3, 2…

    22. MomoXv says:

      xk la mayoria de los videos que he visto de gente idiota vienen de etados unidos o algn pais que hable ingles??????

      (its a long phrase , i dont think uuhhhhh, well,,, i dont write the translate correctly, i never study english)
      why the most vides who i see from idiot peple come from USA or another country who speak(?) englis??????

      • Eldix says:

        Cause we’re the only ones with balls enough to try this stuff. You can thank your electricity to an American who had the balls to tie a key to a kite and fly that bitch in a storm. You can thank the entire industrial revolution to “stupid” Americans cause they were the only ones with the balls to take the steps needed to accomplish anything. If it wasnt for “stupid” Americans all of you would be fucking your farm animals in mud or brick shacks instead of air conditioned housing. Either way, you’re still fucking your farm animals. Our ancestors were the only ones with the balls to say “Hell, I’m gonna sail across this ‘unsailable’ sea and see if there is an edge to fall off of.” Well, the vikings kinda did it, but they island hopped, and thats completely different.

      • Slomanka says:

        @ Eldix Dude, I’M an American and I still think that 90% of our population are complete and total MORONS! You can talk about the industrial revolution in America, but guess where it started. ENGLAND!! We just borrowed more than a few ideas. Hell, sometimes, I am ashamed to call myself an American because most of us are morons, (excluding myself from most of these next ones), we do stupid stuff to show off, a lot of you think you are the best when really you 1, have no life so spend years practicing, 2 get lucky, and 3, mainly follow an instruction manual. Not to mention that you THINK you are good at fighting, but a todler could own you with one hand behind their back. You talk down topeople who are obviously more intellegent than you. So, I hope you take what I said, shut up, and go get a life because most of us Americans do this not because we have the balls, but because we are not smart enough to know better.
        Thank you and good-bye.

      • dicksmackya says:

        Eldix are your ancestors European or English. Pick a side. If English don’t be too proud they are the same ones that fucked up the Gulf Coast.

    23. mike says:

      As someone who had a major cut on his left index finger (that was caused by the clumsy-ness of someone rather than stupidity whilst gardening ;-) , but it’s fine now ), I can say that the guy here’s finger(s) are royally screwed for a while _if_ he’s lucky, no doubt an artery was cut (notice the spurt of blood in front of the chair) and there was probably nerve damage too.

    24. Bill says:

      2 cases of beer to drink with ur buddies……40 dollars

      20 cups and 2 ping pong balls………8 dollars

      Replace a missing thumb……….2000 dollars

      a group of friends to continue to roll the camera….priceless

      in the words of the great Tosh.O…..”and for the that, we thank you”

    25. Massive Marbles says:

      If you don’t master the sword the sword’s spirit exacts its revenge on the foolish.

    26. sw33t says:

      For a second i thought he missed his friends hand, WTG.

    27. Bacl says:

      Nobody saw it coming?

    28. Bob says:

      Stupid fuckers, bet that hurt. Hopefully the docs stitched it back on.

    29. Dero says:

      -”I told you that was a horrible idea !”

      HAHAHAHAHA, now THAT was epic !

    30. mel says:

      dude…the fuck, you could’ve seen that coming from miles and miles away, can someone tell them that swinging blades around is dangerous when intoxicated, ask my pops that’s why i don’t have any brothers or sisters…

      nah just messin, the opposite is true actually

    31. sabrinas says:

      “who the fuck is the last samurai??? fuck you tom cruise!!! watch this!!!”
      that was pretty funny ;)

    32. Slowmanka Wanka Cock says:

      You’re not fooling anyone into believing you’re American, Slomanka. GTFO troll.

    33. justin bieber says:

      YEAH!!!!!!!!! BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    34. lulz says:

      What would the upside have been if he would have cut the can in half, compared to the obvious downside when he missed. Too bad the sword wielder didn’t get cut as well.

    35. Stewmanji says:

      As a rule of thumb (get it? thumb? heh!), massive quantities of beer and samurai swords do NOT mix!

    36. Lillot says:

      I told them not to point fingers but they didnt listen. What a bunch of idiots

    37. Outamyhead says:

      Who would have thought a few rounds of beer pong and a cheap ass display sword would end with someone getting hurt?

    38. What ever says:

      Cant believe it, that you all laugh about the video and make some jokes. Its not funny when somebody is hurt seriously!

      • Vincent says:

        Are you fucking kidding? Not only are they dumbasses enough to swing a 15$ piece of dull 440 stainless steel around while drunk, they are so completely retarded that they thought it was a good idea to swing that sword BETWEEN two hands while drunk. This is just Darwin at work and they’re getting what they deserve and it’s funny as hell to watch. Now, if, for instance, someone was injured in a car crash, then no, it’s not funny.

      • Lillot says:

        oh my god lets call the moral police and arrest us for not having pity on a mentally handicap person. btw him allowing that to happen makes him handicap by choice. Not to insult the truely handicap because face it they are at least a step ahead of this guy on the video. AHAHAHAHAHA

      • Lillot says:

        Ohh, also forget Darwin…Do not justify this stupid act with a stupid theory of some big natural orgy. Justify this with devolution. Watch idiocracy from Mike Judge. If you want to see what the future is like… compare the movie with how things are going. Back to the point if you are dumb enough to put your hand in a 480v breaker box and wiggle your digits around… You DESERVE to be removed from the gene pool.

    39. Uphillyout says:

      minus finger?

    40. jorge says:

      “fuck you tom cruise!” lulz.
      ahahahahahahaa

    41. Davor says:

      Hehehe You guys dont have to say they are idiots or something like that…. Just say they are AMERICANS!!!!! Only they can think of somthing like this! GO USA!!!!

    42. djsully says:

      lmfao what a bunch of dumbshits…im surprised he didnt just cut his whole fuckin hand off

    43. Raph-kun says:

      That’s why kids shouldn’t play with knives… v.v… XD

    44. Mike says:

      omg how fuckin stupid r u ppl!!!


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