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By jason in People Fail on August 7, 2010
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90 Comments : trollzone

  1. Brammage posted on August 7, 2010 at 9:41 am

    The best ideas come when you’re drunk…

    Reply
    • carlos11tgn posted on August 16, 2010 at 6:02 am

      haahaha

    • Despi posted on August 17, 2010 at 6:38 pm

      There is a part 2 ?

    • AJ posted on August 30, 2010 at 10:21 am

      FAMOUS LAST WORDS- HEY YA’LL WATCH THIS!!!

    • PsychoSchizo posted on October 10, 2010 at 3:47 am

      hold my beer bro

    • Osito Torres posted on August 29, 2011 at 9:47 pm

      It is abnormal that the guy hold the can that abnormal jajajajajaja

  2. Master Shake posted on August 7, 2010 at 9:44 am

    what a fucking dumb ass haha

    Reply
    • me and stevie posted on August 17, 2010 at 12:31 pm

      yeah, you can tell the douche with the sword can’t ven swing an axe much less a damn sword. he measures his shot and then moves the sword laterally like 5 times completely negating the measured shot.

  3. shonos47 posted on August 7, 2010 at 10:05 am

    45% of America’s population shown in the video…. the remaining 55% will probably troll me.

    Reply
    • Orbital posted on August 7, 2010 at 1:16 pm

      I am fairly certain there were not 139,468,476.6 people in the video.

    • FIRST posted on August 7, 2010 at 3:18 pm

      ^^^ being a numeric nerd fail…

    • davis posted on August 7, 2010 at 5:55 pm

      45% of non-american’s writing comments about american’s on here because they are so much smarter because they know culture.

    • Orbital posted on August 9, 2010 at 4:08 pm

      Multiplication is serious business.

    • Orbital posted on August 9, 2010 at 4:17 pm

      Hmmm since that post, our population has increased by 17,988 people. Subtraction is hard too.

    • akosa posted on August 16, 2010 at 4:33 am

      your just mad because we won the war

    • stanley posted on August 16, 2010 at 9:37 am

      Which war?

    • dicksmackya posted on August 18, 2010 at 4:42 pm

      Davis grammar and utilization fail. Please don’t try and defend America with your less than optimal writing skills.

    • caddy98 posted on February 1, 2011 at 2:08 pm

      hey now they are just upset because they are foeced to learn not just their own language but also ours! being a superpower definately has its perks! god bless america!

  4. bili posted on August 7, 2010 at 10:18 am

    Should of put the can on top of his head, that would make a cool trick!

    Reply
    • FIRST posted on August 7, 2010 at 3:19 pm

      that would be bloody headshot

    • D posted on August 9, 2010 at 11:34 am

      BOOM HEADSHOT

    • Mack Daddy posted on August 10, 2010 at 12:10 pm

      sliec headshot

    • Lillot posted on August 19, 2010 at 3:52 pm

      That woulda solved the stupidity problem. I just have to say this again… What an idiot! See I told you stupid people have been breeding! And they though idiocracy was just a movie, and not genetic. Boy were they wrong!

  5. ChrisForeigner posted on August 7, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Was that not clear, that this happens? I´m a little bit disappointed, that he don´t chop his hand off. Very stupid!

    Reply
  6. cutiko posted on August 7, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    woow serious cut

    Reply
  7. vic posted on August 7, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    the table full of beer cups was my second indication this was gonna go wrong, the first one of course being this video is on epic fail.

    Reply
    • u r stupid posted on August 17, 2010 at 7:04 pm

      niice.

  8. blabla posted on August 7, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Why all idiotic ideas always come from USA/UK/Australia ???

    Reply
    • ChrisForeigner posted on August 7, 2010 at 3:04 pm

      See a lot of Russian Clip´s here,too.

    • EH posted on August 7, 2010 at 3:07 pm

      We can afford cameras :)

    • FIRST posted on August 7, 2010 at 3:20 pm

      1 reason … UN-EMPLOYMENT and GOVERNMENT CHECKS

    • Orbital posted on August 9, 2010 at 4:11 pm

      Why DO all idiot posts come from idiots that think their country has no idoits?

    • flyby posted on August 10, 2010 at 5:53 am

      @FIRST: i guess that’s 2 reasons then…math fail

    • Stewmanji posted on August 16, 2010 at 9:26 pm

      We’re number one! We’re number one! Woo hoo!!!

  9. youspaz fail posted on August 7, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    lol

    Reply
  10. EH posted on August 7, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Win god damn it, WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

    Reply
  11. MaLV posted on August 7, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    Am I the only person who actually wanted him to the guy’s thumb off? (It would have been funnier to watch them crawling around on the floor looking for his lost digit)

    Reply
    • Troll Slayerz posted on August 9, 2010 at 7:35 pm

      I was sooo looking for a run-away finger/thumb!

    • chickenwings posted on August 10, 2010 at 12:28 pm

      lol i was expecting the same thing! Damn what a miss! Curse you for all the eternity fake ninja!

  12. madness posted on August 7, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    arterial hemorrhage, nice

    Reply
  13. Penis posted on August 7, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAA! my god that was funny =) leave the ninja shit to the asians dude.

    Reply
    • foolhardy posted on August 10, 2010 at 5:26 am

      hey….the karate kid was not asian….just so you knooo

    • .a.a posted on August 19, 2010 at 10:44 am

      Ninja means assasin budy :-P

  14. Bobmaster posted on August 7, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    See in a way this video perfectly encapsulates why western civilization is fucked. Basically all the total idiots in the past who did stupid shit like this or allowed it to be done to them would die horrible pointless deaths. Thus not allowing there genetic material to be passed on. Thanks to advances in medical science you can survive this kind of act of stupidity. I reckon this kind of thing should be punishable by instant death for both.

    Reply
    • uh posted on August 11, 2010 at 10:11 pm

      *their

  15. dipsht posted on August 7, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    1st.. you cunts

    Reply
    • Zach posted on August 8, 2010 at 12:04 am

      Not counting the replies to comments you are 14th.

      As I have said before:
      Obvious Troll is Obvious.

    • Sky posted on August 8, 2010 at 4:50 am

      http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/ab001bd980b901e0440181f1c32634761226380963_full.jpg

      That is all.

    • Uhh... posted on August 8, 2010 at 5:19 pm

      No, he really was first. Those guys went back in time to outfirst him.

    • dipsht posted on August 9, 2010 at 6:02 am

      uhh.. i like your mentality

    • Sy posted on August 9, 2010 at 6:57 am

      You really are a prize cock aren’t you!

    • Orbital posted on August 9, 2010 at 4:13 pm

      Troll.

  16. strikeone posted on August 8, 2010 at 1:38 am

    whos next,this time the sword slinger gets to wear the dark sunglasses,in two words”fuckin idiots”

    Reply
  17. deadbird17 posted on August 8, 2010 at 9:11 am

    HAHAHA! HE MIGHT BLEED TO DEATH! HAHAHAHA!

    Reply
  18. crazy2 posted on August 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    I close my eyes.. Can he do it once more…

    Reply
    • sabrinas posted on August 14, 2010 at 8:06 pm

      go back to the top of the page and press play……

  19. Captain Obvious posted on August 8, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    That wasn’t a very good idea. That gentlemen should seek medical attention, and they should all think very hard about playing with sharp objects like that.

    Reply
  20. Ricardo posted on August 8, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    LOL! “i told you was a horrible idea”

    Reply
  21. URANUS posted on August 10, 2010 at 12:16 am

    hemorrhage conming in 5, 4, 3, 2…

    Reply
  22. MomoXv posted on August 10, 2010 at 1:20 am

    xk la mayoria de los videos que he visto de gente idiota vienen de etados unidos o algn pais que hable ingles??????

    (its a long phrase , i dont think uuhhhhh, well,,, i dont write the translate correctly, i never study english)
    why the most vides who i see from idiot peple come from USA or another country who speak(?) englis??????

    Reply
    • Eldix posted on August 13, 2010 at 7:17 pm

      Cause we’re the only ones with balls enough to try this stuff. You can thank your electricity to an American who had the balls to tie a key to a kite and fly that bitch in a storm. You can thank the entire industrial revolution to “stupid” Americans cause they were the only ones with the balls to take the steps needed to accomplish anything. If it wasnt for “stupid” Americans all of you would be fucking your farm animals in mud or brick shacks instead of air conditioned housing. Either way, you’re still fucking your farm animals. Our ancestors were the only ones with the balls to say “Hell, I’m gonna sail across this ‘unsailable’ sea and see if there is an edge to fall off of.” Well, the vikings kinda did it, but they island hopped, and thats completely different.

    • Slomanka posted on August 14, 2010 at 12:23 pm

      @ Eldix Dude, I’M an American and I still think that 90% of our population are complete and total MORONS! You can talk about the industrial revolution in America, but guess where it started. ENGLAND!! We just borrowed more than a few ideas. Hell, sometimes, I am ashamed to call myself an American because most of us are morons, (excluding myself from most of these next ones), we do stupid stuff to show off, a lot of you think you are the best when really you 1, have no life so spend years practicing, 2 get lucky, and 3, mainly follow an instruction manual. Not to mention that you THINK you are good at fighting, but a todler could own you with one hand behind their back. You talk down topeople who are obviously more intellegent than you. So, I hope you take what I said, shut up, and go get a life because most of us Americans do this not because we have the balls, but because we are not smart enough to know better.
      Thank you and good-bye.

    • dicksmackya posted on August 18, 2010 at 4:53 pm

      Eldix are your ancestors European or English. Pick a side. If English don’t be too proud they are the same ones that fucked up the Gulf Coast.

  23. mike posted on August 10, 2010 at 2:29 am

    As someone who had a major cut on his left index finger (that was caused by the clumsy-ness of someone rather than stupidity whilst gardening ;-) , but it’s fine now ), I can say that the guy here’s finger(s) are royally screwed for a while _if_ he’s lucky, no doubt an artery was cut (notice the spurt of blood in front of the chair) and there was probably nerve damage too.

    Reply
  24. Bill posted on August 10, 2010 at 5:20 am

    2 cases of beer to drink with ur buddies……40 dollars

    20 cups and 2 ping pong balls………8 dollars

    Replace a missing thumb……….2000 dollars

    a group of friends to continue to roll the camera….priceless

    in the words of the great Tosh.O…..”and for the that, we thank you”

    Reply
    • kirasao posted on August 17, 2010 at 4:19 pm

      His name is Daniel Tosh. His show is Tosh.0.

  25. Massive Marbles posted on August 10, 2010 at 7:06 am

    If you don’t master the sword the sword’s spirit exacts its revenge on the foolish.

    Reply
  26. sw33t posted on August 10, 2010 at 7:47 am

    For a second i thought he missed his friends hand, WTG.

    Reply
  27. Bacl posted on August 11, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    Nobody saw it coming?

    Reply
  28. Bob posted on August 12, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Stupid fuckers, bet that hurt. Hopefully the docs stitched it back on.

    Reply
  29. Dero posted on August 13, 2010 at 12:23 am

    -”I told you that was a horrible idea !”

    HAHAHAHAHA, now THAT was epic !

    Reply
  30. mel posted on August 13, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    dude…the fuck, you could’ve seen that coming from miles and miles away, can someone tell them that swinging blades around is dangerous when intoxicated, ask my pops that’s why i don’t have any brothers or sisters…

    nah just messin, the opposite is true actually

    Reply
  31. sabrinas posted on August 14, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    “who the fuck is the last samurai??? fuck you tom cruise!!! watch this!!!”
    that was pretty funny ;)

    Reply
  32. Slowmanka Wanka Cock posted on August 14, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    You’re not fooling anyone into believing you’re American, Slomanka. GTFO troll.

    Reply
  33. justin bieber posted on August 16, 2010 at 5:59 am

    YEAH!!!!!!!!! BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  34. lulz posted on August 16, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    What would the upside have been if he would have cut the can in half, compared to the obvious downside when he missed. Too bad the sword wielder didn’t get cut as well.

    Reply
  35. Stewmanji posted on August 16, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    As a rule of thumb (get it? thumb? heh!), massive quantities of beer and samurai swords do NOT mix!

    Reply
  36. Lillot posted on August 17, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    I told them not to point fingers but they didnt listen. What a bunch of idiots

    Reply
  37. Outamyhead posted on August 17, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    Who would have thought a few rounds of beer pong and a cheap ass display sword would end with someone getting hurt?

    Reply
  38. What ever posted on August 18, 2010 at 3:47 am

    Cant believe it, that you all laugh about the video and make some jokes. Its not funny when somebody is hurt seriously!

    Reply
    • Vincent posted on August 19, 2010 at 9:14 am

      Are you fucking kidding? Not only are they dumbasses enough to swing a 15$ piece of dull 440 stainless steel around while drunk, they are so completely retarded that they thought it was a good idea to swing that sword BETWEEN two hands while drunk. This is just Darwin at work and they’re getting what they deserve and it’s funny as hell to watch. Now, if, for instance, someone was injured in a car crash, then no, it’s not funny.

    • Lillot posted on August 19, 2010 at 4:02 pm

      oh my god lets call the moral police and arrest us for not having pity on a mentally handicap person. btw him allowing that to happen makes him handicap by choice. Not to insult the truely handicap because face it they are at least a step ahead of this guy on the video. AHAHAHAHAHA

    • Lillot posted on August 19, 2010 at 4:06 pm

      Ohh, also forget Darwin…Do not justify this stupid act with a stupid theory of some big natural orgy. Justify this with devolution. Watch idiocracy from Mike Judge. If you want to see what the future is like… compare the movie with how things are going. Back to the point if you are dumb enough to put your hand in a 480v breaker box and wiggle your digits around… You DESERVE to be removed from the gene pool.

  39. Uphillyout posted on August 18, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    minus finger?

    Reply
  40. jorge posted on August 19, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    “fuck you tom cruise!” lulz.
    ahahahahahahaa

    Reply
  41. Davor posted on September 6, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    Hehehe You guys dont have to say they are idiots or something like that…. Just say they are AMERICANS!!!!! Only they can think of somthing like this! GO USA!!!!

    Reply
  42. djsully posted on September 9, 2010 at 12:35 am

    lmfao what a bunch of dumbshits…im surprised he didnt just cut his whole fuckin hand off

    Reply
  43. Raph-kun posted on September 11, 2010 at 4:35 am

    That’s why kids shouldn’t play with knives… v.v… XD

    Reply
  44. Mike posted on October 11, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    omg how fuckin stupid r u ppl!!!

    Reply
  45. Denis posted on November 7, 2012 at 11:53 am

    “I told you that was a horrible idea…”

    Reply

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