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By jason in People Fail on August 11, 2010
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FIRST WOO!
Emilyyy how does it feel to be hated by everyone to the point that you whore yourself out just for attention.
Emilyyy, how does it feel to point out your stupidity by a failure to correctly spell your name?
Or is your mom a hipster douchebag?
Vilhelm, How does it feel to reply to a first comment? You Epicfail vigilante you. The world is a better place now. lol thank you. lol
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BAD DAD!!!! YOU SHOULD GET LOCKED UP!!!
Im The First to comment
HATE
Suck my dick.
1st one to comment!
You mean first to fail at life?
YOU!
Thanks for the blowjob bitch.
How can you comment with my dick in your mouth?
Good to see a male example of this for a change… I suppose.
That’s actually a bottle of Ramune. Which is is a carbonated soft drink originally sold in Japan. I can tell by the top of it . They are made of glass and sealed with a marble; the codd head is held in place by the pressure of the carbonation in the drink.
LOL FIRST
LOL NOT
wow the kid looks like he actually drank too
sick fail imo
drinking makes you black?!
lol…hope it dosen’t
that’s not parenting…that’s he’s stupid old brother, who watches mtv for the past 10years, and thinks that the gay 2pac is a god
*his
2pac is a god. you freak
I THINK THIS COUNTRY NEEDS MORE PEOPLE LIKE THAT!
you can see the look on this kids face “when are child services coming to take me away? WHEN?” The look of horror may also be that he is looking at his skank Ho mother who is taking this picture.
This is where our tax dollars are going. Looks like this will continue for another generation, too.
This will never end. The world is fucked.
If you get a tax return, that is about the same you paid all year hell if you drive on a newly paved road, thats where your tax dollars went. this shit doesnt get pooled together then divided up equally across the land. that why some places you go look like shit. and then other places you go every fucking year they are getting THE SAME FUCKING ROAD DUG UP AND REPAVED. think about it. the government is doing more fucked up shit with “Your” tax dollars, like paying cops to pull your ass over when your rushing on your way to work cuz you overslept
You can almost hear the kid saying “When is Angelina going to adopt me?”
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA COMMENT WIN.
HA HA co-sign that Comment WIN!
What a wanker!
if anything mate your the wanker
If anything, you are a bad troll dipsht. Kill yourself.
They shouldn’t be aloud to breed anymore. I’m sick of having to pay for this shit. Maybe the government should poison all the watermelon and fried chicken.
I take it you don’t eat watermelon or fried chicken? I happen to love fried chicken and watermelon, here’s the scary part, I’m white… *OoOoOo*…… The government won’t do anything like that so it’s all up to you. Oh wait, that’s right, you’re just a lil racist chicken shit. (^_^),,!,,
Hell yeah Chaotic Hell yeah. ever notice how racist assrapes are the most ignorant and illogical people you ever come across?.
Do you have any idea how dumb of a comment this is? There are white parenting fails too.
Vilhelm,,,hahahah tell the Kernel (Mr. KthaFuckingC), he is the “fried chicken king”….and did you know he was white…lol! Of course you didn’t you an ig no rant hick!
That’s actually a bottle of Ramune. Which is is a carbonated soft drink originally sold in Japan. I can tell by the top of it . They are made of glass and sealed with a marble; the codd head is held in place by the pressure of the carbonation in the drink.
People assume a lot and it does cause trouble.
You know you don’t work ever since you were laid off for sampling the product at the anal dildo factory… You’re just upset because your family keeps showing up on Epic Fail. I mean, look at your mom! http://www.epicfail.com/2010/08/09/family-support-fail/
God damn it…who SERIOUSLY says, “You know what’d be cute? Getting my little broken condom drunk and taking a picture!”
This will not end well papa!
Hey, I’ve got that same TV remote.
1 thing is missing.. DRUGS !!!!!
No, just weed.
what else can you expect from a nigger?
There is plenty of “Your People” on here doing this and worse. STFU
lame bitch stop hatin its jus a pic you raciest bitch!
And I’m sure you’re one of the very cool white supremacist southern idiots who fuck their sisters.
That’s actually a bottle of Ramune. Which is is a carbonated soft drink originally sold in Japan. I can tell by the top of it . They are made of glass and sealed with a marble; the codd head is held in place by the pressure of the carbonation in the drink.
This is why niggers are lesser then whites….. wait why am i even comparing whites and blacks the closest thing to a nigger is shit not even human shit more like worm shit and still niggers are less then that and this picture helps prove my point
Just wanting to piss somebody off huh. i guess you life is that meaningless, you try to get a rize out of someone just to feel somewhat important.. No not worth it.
I hope that when a terrorist walks into our country from Mexico with a nuke he ends up in your town. It would be nice to have a fresh start there. Something to break the cycle of retarded parents passing down retarded ideas to their children would be nice.
nope not tryin to piss anyone off im just racist if you dont like then go fuck yourself who really gives a shit
How does orbital go from “nigger” bashing to terrorists, mexicans and nukes? Talk about flight of ideas. Lay off the meth dude. A fresh start would be your admission to rehab, recovery.
First of all, it’s “less” not “lesser” and it’s “than whites” not “then whites”. And worm shit is actually nutrient rich soil.
HA Hank just used reason to kill yours, and Yeah your racist and i dont give a shit that’s your problem but as ballsy as you try to sound, i bet you cant say shit whenever you come across a real nigga IRL. if you say yes then make a tape and post it here for proof.
im not fuckin stupid enough to put a video of a hate crime on the internet
Stupid niggers and their ways. At least Dyquen is typing rather than speaking so we can actually understand him, because if he were talking, his lips would get in the way of him speaking coherently just like every other nigger. It’s my choice to be racist, but I do have a handful of black friends. As I’ve stated many times, I can’t stand worthless nigger fucks that do nothing, take everything, and blame everyone else for their problems. There are niggers and there are blacks. There’s a clear difference in my book. The world can do without the niggers. As for productive blacks, I don’t have a problem with them because they don’t leech my tax dollars due to crack addictions, gold teeth, and numerous “baby daddies/mommas”. And as far as racism goes, who is really more racist, whites or blacks? I don’t see whites constantly talking shit about niggers and constantly robbing/stabbing/shooting them, and I don’t see anywhere near the amount of white prisoners and convicts as there are black ones. We are all entitled to our own opinions, and if you don’t like mine, that’s your problem. Nothing will change my opinions, so if you don’t like them, please feel free to fuck off, because I do not care what others think about me or my opinions. I agree with most of what gamerguy23 is saying.
stupid ass white people quit being so dumb!
i totally agree with you and PGCWCO. this is the EXACT stereotype they try to tell us isnt true…all the niggers ive known leech off us working tax payers, get section 8 housing (which means they live in an apartment for free) and get their nice big welfare checks every month,drive escalades, and have ten kids from 5 different people. i love it..
@PGCWCO & gamerguy23- You make me ashamed to be white. Yes, the person in this picture is a horrible parent, but do you honestly believe there are no white people on epic fail? Do you honestly believe there are no white people on welfare. This discussion should be about parenting, not about race. Oh, and go back to being a white supremacist hilljack and fucking your sister, if you can even get her you POS’s.
@gamer*getalife*guy23 and PGwtthfckever, just relax, breathe and fuck a big ‘ole fat black chick, your life will change forever…lol! OneLuv!
Not a parenting fail this is dude with his kid brother, and fail cuz he’s babysitting. Yo ass is grass Mo-fucka.
Hey, at least he’s spending time with his kid; unlike a lot of other black fathers.
3 bottles of goose, that’s geese
HAHA you know i never thought about that.
I bet that kid will be so psychologically supressed in the future that his head will have that lil singing tumor from family guy
Oh and YEAH BOI FLAVOR FLAV CHICKEN AND WAFFLES AND THE SEEDLESSS WATERMELOWNS BANG NIGGAH SKEET NIGGAH WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT and what else have you
Dyquen u must be an afriacan american.
do u have internet in ur prison?
why r nikkerz fast??? cuz the slow ones like dyquen are in jail.
Of course he is, look at his name for Christ sakes. Dyquen…..he’s a spooky guy.
what is the arrow pointing at?
I wonder too.
The baby has an alcoholic beverage.
are you all retarded? The kid is holding a bottle of water.
what is that ??\\
Barbie 2010 ?
- FIRST OF ALL U STUPID FCKERS HES A GREAT FCKIN FATHER ! AND IF YOU WOULD ACTUALLY FCKIN TLK TO HIM YOU WOULD THAT U DUMB PEOPLE ALWAYS FCKIN LOOK AT PICTURES AND THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE HOW ABOUT ALL YOU FUCKING DUMB ASSES GO AND FCKIN KILL YALL SELVES !… I CANT BELIVE YOU NO LIVE BITCHES HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO EVEN SIT HERE AND RUN YOUR FCKIN MOUTHS AND NO NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAN !!!!
Why is he a great father? Because there is actually ONE PICTURE in existence where they are together? Oh, is it because he has some grey goose vodka-so he must be making good money from his crack corner? You are a pathetic ignorant fool PRETTYMONEY. If you had any brain cells left, you would understand that money is just an idea, its just PAPER! Go back to Africa and build a house out of cow shit and take your daily shower every morning in cow piss-LOOK IT UP-that is how your “peoples” are living over there you fucking monkey!Im serious(BBC NEWS). Also, don’t forget to eat out your cows to get them ovulating. Thats right, you heard me! Your “peoples” are giving oral to lowing beasts!! Also, anyone else want more proof google “Hottentot Apron” it has to do with their 6 inch long clits wafting in the breeze you sick fucks! ALL OF THIS IS TRUE! I am not a racist I am a FACTIST! and these are all facts. Also, I hate everyone equally
At least he is spending time with his son… That’s more than most black kids get.
they will probably spend time in jail together
Looks like Sweet Johnson from GTA: San Andreas o.o
unbelievable
At least this guy in the foto isn’t living a stereotype, right?
Kids in Europe drink pretty young. Everything’s not a race issue! gasp!
i love grey goose , but come on “dad of the year” .
And they wonder why they don’t get good jobs or allowed into good colleges??? HMMMMM!!!!
@PrettyMoney: LMFAO, you apparently did not go to a good school either. Spelling problems much?? Sorry but a picture is worth a thousand words and this is not funny picture or a joke. You reap what you sew!!
I think you mean ‘You reap what you sow.’
Dumbass.
yo first of all I am white and I am so pissed at the racist remarks you are making first of all i seen more white people on welfare then black second how many black men are sexual perverts and serial killers so all of you trailer trash mother fuckers back the fuck up! and dont get me wrong the picture is crazy but don’t dare say all black people are like this !!!!!!!!!!!! cause i seen white bitches have sex in front of their kids and offer their kids drugs and cigs. so get all of you fact straight!
Agreed!
Your not white, you are either a “whigger” i.e. “YO” or you are sum hairy guido piece of shit. Or worse you are probably black trying to do some damage control for your “peeps”. Mosts blacks are serial killers, but instead it is called “black on black crime”. You are a fool, get your facts straight. As for more white people being on welfare–YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!! Get me some statistics to back up your facts and post them on here, i will be waiting eagerly for them. Hope to hear from you soon!
and why are they even allowing racist remarks like this!!!!!!!!!!!
more white sexual predators and serial then there is black so stop looking at skin color and look at the person it self this picture is crazy and he should be punished for it but don’t generalize all African Americans like that cause there is shit wrong with white people also!
All you people that scream out racism are either colored or live in the suburbs where there is like one black guy in the whole community who always smiles when you say a lame joke. Try walking through the black neighborhoods at night, try taking a train late from work and being the only white guy. I bet your opinion will change real quick when you get mugged. But you know what you can be any other race in the world and I bet you will always feel safer in a white/asian neighborhood rather then a black neighborhood. Why is that? Also why is it ok for a black person to take pride in being black, but when a white guy does it then he is immediately labeled a racist.
@scumbagsteave- your name says it all. And you can take pride in being white without leaving racist remarks. I would be proud to be white if it werent for all of you racist losers. People like YOU make me ashamed of my color. If you all have not learned to judge someone by their character, rather than color of their skin by now, than YOU truly are an idiot, and I hope you never can produce children.
@Lauren You know what Lauren I bet you sucked so much black dick in your life that you dont even know what race you really are, there is no point in even trying to reason with you. It is embedded in minds like yours that whenever you hear the word BLACK and something negative you begin a racist crusade. There is a name for people like you, its called white bitch, get used to it.
And Lauren–you’re trying to say we shouldn’t follow stereotypes and grouping people as a race (particularly negative comments about blacks) but then you say that you’re ashamed of being white, grouping all whites together like that.
Ya hypocrite
@scumbagsteave- I’ve actually never “sucked a black dick”, and I live in a town where there are no minorities, only caucasians. However, I’m not STUPID enough to honestly believe someone is inferior (if your redneck ass doesn’t know what that word is, I’m sure you can google it) to me because of the color of their skin. I can’t believe people still believe that, but I assume thats what happens after 200 years of inbreeding. Tell me something, is it weird having your mom and dad be brother and sister? Is it weird fucking your sister?
WHITE BITCH
Oh, and also dumbass, when you hear the word black and something negative, normally means their racist. Thats what racism is, negative thoughts on someone due to their color. And also, if white bitch is all you can come up with, you prove my point of how stupid you truly are. Tell your one eyed incest children I said Merry Christmas!
It’s ok Lauren, steve’s ass is full of black cawk.
Guess what???? Everything scumbagsteve said about you is true! You live in a neighborhood where there are only WHITES>How are you even qualified to comment on anyting regarding anything other than caucasian matters. I dare you to find a MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD or drive/avenue/street whichever. Then wait till about 2am and walk down it all alone. Guess what ur mom and dad will be lucky if u just come home robbed and raped. You are hopeless.So terribly terribly hopeless.You need a dose of reality. Lemme guess, u r upper middle class or worse nouveau riche? What that means is that your family has only been established for 3 generations. You live in a house with 5 bedrooms?You got a car for ur 16th birthday?You go to a private school maybe-is it Catholic?Your house has at least a three car garage?It seemes to me that the white people who are so QUICK to cry racism are always the ones who never have to deal with them on a daily basis. I implore you-spend as much free time as you hace with blacks, your mind will change. You will change. You will become smarter and more aware of what the world is really like. Help yourself Lauren. I was you.
The kid is about to cry, big surprise there…
who the fuck are all these people judgin racism? blacks are the biggest racist… these white girls think defendin this black guy online will make it okay for them to listen to lil wayne… im not racist but if someone doesnt like niggers or crackers or spics let them live… since when did everyone become jesse jackson? or al sharpton?
I find it funny how almost 60% of the parents failing are white. Do u know that in africa during the apartheid years black women were forced to not only take care of ur housholds but even breast feed ur kids.Black people are nurtures we r life white people are lazy and only claim superiority. I work in corporate and I must say caucasians are lazy and their only claim to success is through nepotism( I mean incest). White trash is exactly that white trash. If u dont like us then build ur own planet and move there oh wait ul need us to engineer it for u and ul need the chinese to invent the spaceship to travel there…
Go to a hospital in south africa now you stupid ignorant FOOL.
mmkay…whose to say this kid is even his son?…that could be his brother or somethin. and im sure the kid didnt drink dummies! its a picture..the picture was probably takin to be funny…laugh a little..its okay to pull the stick out of ur ass. epic fail pics are MEANT to make u giggle lol…oan: grow the fuck up wit all these racist comments…im white and my adoptive parents are black and they r great ppl. #imjustsayin…..
Grey Goose? Suede/leather couch? $1000+ worth of tats? Nice cell phone? RICH LYFE
That whites are paying for,with section 8, WIC, welfare and all the other programs we have created for this worthless race which gives nothing back in return.
hahahaha i already know that kids future i dont even need a crystal ball
white people are so fuckin sad. Why do they always get on these sites and make racist comments. I mean yeah some black people do stupid shit same as whites if not even more stupid. Look at all the shit white people do on the internet. Atleast i never seen a black person put a horse dick in their mouth or bend over and let a dog fuckem in the chilli ring. I never seen a black person eat shit out of a fuckin cup. I never heard of a black person getting arrested for downloading child porn. I never heard of a black person fucking their sister,brother,mother,dad,or cousin. So if u wanna be racist do a self evaluation of ur own race before u call out other’s. I fuckin hate crackas, but i like white people. take it how u want it.
racist people calling diffrent races ignorant is very egotistical because arnt racist the ones being ignorant arrogant? those people need to get out of the middle ages and focus more about there families instead about talking and worrying about other people. cuz i believe EVERY race has there ups and downs
EVERY RACE. even my own
im 15 and im black and its sad how i understand that more than racist adults
looks more like a couch fail look at that shit leather couch suede cushions!!! LOL
stuuuupid niggggas