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By jason in People Fail on August 24, 2010
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is FINGER FLINGER Gay???
This pic is fukkin AWESOME!!!
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A BJ? In a public club? Are you serious?
So you are telling me you have never got a blow job from a fat girl in a club before??? Time to start living today.
for chris living would be given a BJ at a club…chump chump chump on some penis chris.
u can always use the bathroom if u are too shy to make it in public lool
lmao
No it’s a frankfurter-eating competition. She thinks she is winning.
Good one man! LMFAO
He’s wearing his four leaf clover boxers!! works every time!!!
She’s eatin’ his lucky charms.
luck o’ the Irish!
it is magically delicious
8!
but this is just triflin!
is she gonna drink that smirnoff after?
why does no one see this as a problem?
Do you know why fat chicks are good at giving head?
Because they have to.
I thought it was because they were hungry.
it’s because they are cows, and need milk
Cuz if they sucked at giving head, then they wouldnt have anyone wanting to get with them.
wtf james…..lol…lmao..its becuz their cows and need milk…cows dont need milk u dumb mothafucker…their cows, they produce the milk
Hahahaha James jokes FAILED!
LMAO @ James
maybe he meant to say a calf (baby cow) the way she sucking on that thing she look she starving …look like she order a cum-shot and is going to chase it with the smirnoff
Isn’t saying “sucks at giving head” an oxymoron? Besides, I have often wondered why saying that anything that sucks is bad. I’ve never had a bad blow job in my life. (other than the one time that my oversized penis choked a girl and she puked on my lap in my new car.)
The douche could have at least got her fat ass a chair to sit on.
Chivalry is dead.
She IS sitting on a bench or something… And since she’s giving a bj in front of lots of people, I don’t think she gives a fuck about anything. Her self esteem must be unbelievably low…
owned, look what the guys face XD
So is the fail that she’s giving a bj in public or that the guy is getting head from a girl who ways more that a Prius? I say it’s both…
weighs* oops
The fail is that he’s getting a BJ from a female & his friend it left with nothing to do.
is* oops
..I swear epicfail changes letters around just to piss me off. lol
F-you dude I’m next!!
“Thar she blows”!
Works on two levels: she’s blowing the guy and she’s big like a whale, blew out of her blow hole and soaked the guy flipping the bird.
Most of all boxer fail!
Hold on…is that guy about to get Iced?
Blow Job from a member of the oposite sex (even if she is a Narwal) = Win
+1
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fucking classic
http://www.imagebam.com/image/7f4fc393852654
Sorry but too high of a chance of an STD from club-skank. Gotta use a jimmy!
Damn, you ever hear of dancing bear? them fuckers are some lucky bastards
The link above is a porn site, the cheesy kind of porn. Bring your credit card.
its just a bj
I bet the fatty is eating that dick like is a chocolate covered twinky. they do give great hit and run head.
Out here in So Cal It’s called “TORTA” hunting…
where did the torta thing come from? that in maltese means pie
A “Torta” is a mexican sandwich which usually includes fried pork meat or fried breaded steak meat. In essence it’s a “fattening” sandwich, hence the loose synonym meaning of hooking up with a fat girl… As heard in a club ” A bro there’s nothing but “Tortas” here tonight.” They are useful when your drunk and they’re the only ones left at the club at the end of the night. That’s considered a misdemeanor hook up..LOL
He couldn’t pull it throught the zipper hole? he had to pull the pants down!! Or mabye he was hurting her forehead with the belt buckle!!
- umm. thats GROSS. fat sweaty whores these days will do anything for a dick down there throat.
Its not JUST the girls honey!
cos she needs some real drink.
who cares you all wouldn’t be bitching if it was all of u getting ur dick sucked.
This is more as a win then a fail. What a lucky guy.
agreed!
Maybe the fat girl is trying to lose weight & is doing the Atkins Diet….Nothing but meat in her mouth
after drinking tequila, you always need a chaser….
There is sooo very much fail in this picture!
No one mentioned that the guy smiling is gay.
no im not gay.
ah yeah
Whats the guy thinking “now watch me shove my finger up his arse”
youre never so thin or fat to drink milk from a man
JUst like My retarded aunt does.
om nom nom nom
Yup, there is one gay homosexual dude, maybe I will take the middle finger as an insult and beat him up later.
nasty how embarrasing
the gay dude’s about to stick a finger up the other guys ass FAIL!
The torta reference , was actually from so cal
And reason being the the the torta is full of everything like this torta has a cok in her mouth
THATS MEEE!!!!!!!
I FOUND THIS GIRL GIVING HEAD IN MY BOOTH LMFAOOOO :’(
they were fuckin going att it!! he was lifting up her fat so he could finger her!! it was fucking nasssssty lmfao
he was just dancing his pants fell and she just attacked his dick grabbed it and start slobbering all over it lmfaoooo
im just glad i could help epic fail!!
holla at me
Lmao good times hu
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good way to get put on the sex offender list. Dude my buddy got put on the pedofile list for pissing on the side of a highway at 2am. Yah that pedofile list is bull shit. Keep it to the baby rappers and the perverts.
see how close she is to him? he must have a small pecker, and getting head by a fat chick? and why does this guy have his finger sticking up? is he about to take his “friendship” to a whole nother level? we’ll find out after this.
come on now, big girls need love to lol. i think the fail is that he got caught with a big girl. you know the saying fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride but you dont want nobody to see you on one.
Get a room!
she has hulk hogans arms
His friends should’ve taken turns spitting on her, she’d probably love it…
It’s gonna take more than that Smirnoff to wash the semen and shame down…