Hookup Fail

Posted on August 24th, 2010


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    1. Pwned says:

      Dragon slaying 101 hah

    2. chickenwings says:

      first!

    3. haha@U says:

      First to say FAIL

    4. ChrisForeigner says:

      A BJ? In a public club? Are you serious?

    5. kaaskop says:

      No it’s a frankfurter-eating competition. She thinks she is winning.

    6. nuggy says:

      He’s wearing his four leaf clover boxers!! works every time!!!

    7. BlackBarbie3172179477 says:

      8!
      but this is just triflin!
      is she gonna drink that smirnoff after?
      why does no one see this as a problem?

    8. Brutally Honest says:

      Do you know why fat chicks are good at giving head?

      Because they have to.

    9. Tex The Merciless says:

      The douche could have at least got her fat ass a chair to sit on.
      Chivalry is dead.

      • Camika says:

        She IS sitting on a bench or something… And since she’s giving a bj in front of lots of people, I don’t think she gives a fuck about anything. Her self esteem must be unbelievably low…

    10. leave a comment says:

      owned, look what the guys face XD

    11. IBT26 says:

      So is the fail that she’s giving a bj in public or that the guy is getting head from a girl who ways more that a Prius? I say it’s both…

    12. failboy says:

      F-you dude I’m next!!

    13. Chaotic Theory says:

      “Thar she blows”!

      Works on two levels: she’s blowing the guy and she’s big like a whale, blew out of her blow hole and soaked the guy flipping the bird.

    14. Jamaica says:

      Most of all boxer fail!

    15. IBT26 says:

      Hold on…is that guy about to get Iced?

    16. Slap Nuts says:

      Blow Job from a member of the oposite sex (even if she is a Narwal) = Win

    17. commie says:

      fucking classic

    18. cfo says:

      its just a bj

    19. Dyquen says:

      I bet the fatty is eating that dick like is a chocolate covered twinky. they do give great hit and run head.

    20. Doc Holliday says:

      Out here in So Cal It’s called “TORTA” hunting…

      • Jesus F. Christ says:

        where did the torta thing come from? that in maltese means pie

      • Doc Holliday says:

        A “Torta” is a mexican sandwich which usually includes fried pork meat or fried breaded steak meat. In essence it’s a “fattening” sandwich, hence the loose synonym meaning of hooking up with a fat girl… As heard in a club ” A bro there’s nothing but “Tortas” here tonight.” They are useful when your drunk and they’re the only ones left at the club at the end of the night. That’s considered a misdemeanor hook up..LOL

    21. nuggy says:

      He couldn’t pull it throught the zipper hole? he had to pull the pants down!! Or mabye he was hurting her forehead with the belt buckle!!

    22. Livia ♥ says:

      - umm. thats GROSS. fat sweaty whores these days will do anything for a dick down there throat.

    23. Santa Claus says:

      cos she needs some real drink.

    24. Cose says:

      who cares you all wouldn’t be bitching if it was all of u getting ur dick sucked.

    25. Little guy says:

      This is more as a win then a fail. What a lucky guy.

    26. Quinn D says:

      Maybe the fat girl is trying to lose weight & is doing the Atkins Diet….Nothing but meat in her mouth

    27. Josh says:

      after drinking tequila, you always need a chaser….

    28. Tormod says:

      There is sooo very much fail in this picture!

    29. HorrorFan says:

      No one mentioned that the guy smiling is gay.

    30. BAS says:

      Whats the guy thinking “now watch me shove my finger up his arse”

    31. Oelmann says:

      youre never so thin or fat to drink milk from a man
      JUst like My retarded aunt does.

    32. PsychoSchizo says:

      om nom nom nom

    33. Hunter067 says:

      Yup, there is one gay homosexual dude, maybe I will take the middle finger as an insult and beat him up later.

    34. Jade says:

      nasty how embarrasing

    35. BIG BLACK BONER says:

      the gay dude’s about to stick a finger up the other guys ass FAIL!

    36. James says:

      The torta reference , was actually from so cal
      And reason being the the the torta is full of everything like this torta has a cok in her mouth

    37. MILLER says:

      THATS MEEE!!!!!!! :) I FOUND THIS GIRL GIVING HEAD IN MY BOOTH LMFAOOOO :’(

      they were fuckin going att it!! he was lifting up her fat so he could finger her!! it was fucking nasssssty lmfao

      he was just dancing his pants fell and she just attacked his dick grabbed it and start slobbering all over it lmfaoooo

      im just glad i could help epic fail!!

      holla at me :)

    38. Kyle says:

      good way to get put on the sex offender list. Dude my buddy got put on the pedofile list for pissing on the side of a highway at 2am. Yah that pedofile list is bull shit. Keep it to the baby rappers and the perverts.

    39. I smell farts says:

      see how close she is to him? he must have a small pecker, and getting head by a fat chick? and why does this guy have his finger sticking up? is he about to take his “friendship” to a whole nother level? we’ll find out after this.

    40. sashathumper1983 says:

      come on now, big girls need love to lol. i think the fail is that he got caught with a big girl. you know the saying fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride but you dont want nobody to see you on one.

    41. Debi Thompson says:

      Get a room!

    42. gappydave says:

      she has hulk hogans arms

    43. jeffro says:

      His friends should’ve taken turns spitting on her, she’d probably love it…

    44. jeffro says:

      It’s gonna take more than that Smirnoff to wash the semen and shame down…


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