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By jason in People Fail on August 27, 2010
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First again
You should take the day off from work and celebrate.
yeah, please celebrate jumping from a bridge.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really, are you sure? Before you wet yourself with the excitement of being first, please do take the time to look above!! Yerr you might want to give those pants a wash!
Douche
I think he can go back and show his losses. Should make that bill go away. The system’s retarded…it automatically taxes you for profits, but you have to manually show your losses that make up for it.
Yeah, it’s the IRS’s fail as much as his.
He’s kinda hot. But really? He doesn’t know what the IRS is? They are people who LOVE to take our money! Duh.
This is what you think is Hot?, WTF?!? a broke Fred Savage “The Wonder Years” look alike? just give him a little more time on the street being homeless, after “wandering for years” he’ll be irresistable! lol
Lol Jealousy FAIL.
is that Demetri Martin?
LoL I thought the same thing
haha wow ditto
It was High five day in IRS.
Kinda sucks. You read about your case in internet. You find out that you owe 172 milion $ to IRS and that 4242 ppl likes it …
hahahaha!!! Although some grammatical errors, this is still a comment WIN!!!!
yeah I know. 2nd language fail
Ha Five day will result in someone getting fired when they get the file that he actually lost everything and is so broke that even his pockets need money to pay his pants rent.
He looks like an asshole! throw his sorry ass in jail to rot. Maybe there he’ll remember who the IRS is! For him it will be Irratating Rectum Service! and Bubba will visit him each day for his IRS visit. YOU will be my Bitch!!
How do you even get a 172 MILLION $ bill? What did he do???
When you do multiple trades & profit. You incur a Capital Gains tax (like an income tax). Not sure if percentage % is different now, but it was 20-25% approx. when I was trading, that isn’t a big deal if you’re a successful trader. lol
ha ha ha dont bend over for the soap bernnie madoff my get you in the ass
not so fast… Isn’t Bernie out already & at it again??. Those guys get 25-40years a paper, but out before their court suit gets wrinkled.lol
Happy Camper, Bernie is still in prison and will remain for the rest of his natural life. There simply isn’t any chance he’ll live long enough for early release or parole.
REMEMBER KIDS, NEVER SKIP TAX CLASS…
he kinda looks like Pete Wentz…. but not really.
xO poor guy, even II know what the IRS is… and I’m under 18.
hahaha!
You see, Europeans? It’s not just Americans that are stupid.
No, it is just Americans!
@Alieeee:
It’s just Americans? Did you even read this? He’s in immigrant from Spain. Spain is in Europe. That makes Spaniards European. The information is right in your face. How can you sit there and contradict Chris?
You probably only understood 5% of what I just wrote.
Hahah won’t discuss about it. Frenchies are Stupid, that makes a part of Europe As stupid as Gringos.
No, it’s just you Alieeee.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=712239330
Time to go back to fucking Mexico to stay and take all your friends and stinking mexican family with you.
Humm it says “spanish emigré”…. so its he is not mexican but SPANIARD. Keith, you FAIL.
Keith…
You just made a fool of yourself. Epic fail.
Why is the fact that someone lost their money a fail? It’s not even funny.
Why was he in the U.S. anyway?
Spain is not the paradise right now. America is supposed to be the land of freedom and opportunities..
how did he fail as a day trader if he owes that much in taxes? You would have to make a lot of money to owe that much.
LAST!!!!!!!!!!!
hes pretty >;)