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FIRST!
I have wanted to be first to comment on a fail since many others always seemed so excited and Godly when they themselves were first. So I am finally first and I typed it exactly the way they did and…I feel nothing. Those previous “firsts” were all liars.
You’re probably the fat slut in this photo.
Liars!!! You are indeed the FIRST to fail.EF!
Vilhem… you’re probably the one all those girls, BUT the fat slut, would lay.
Did you just compliment Vilhelm?
No,I meant it in a way that the “fat” one wouldn’t lay him because she would have standards. After I wrote it, I figured it would be misconstrued. But to make it clear, Vilhelm is a douchebag.
lol fail on Marieeeeee there
girls who watch epic fail = unpopular, therefore ugly or identity issues
what do you call marieeeee when she has two brain cells?
pregnant..
making this blonds look like rocket engineers.. u got a triple fail first on your stupid reply to being first which your only first at using a tampon as a but plug second for your reply to vilhelm and third ..u know what why em i explaining this to you waste of time just go back to kitchen and make me sandwich!!!!
Well…”FIRST” of all you’re a fag for saying “FIRST” as a comment…secondly, Marieeeeee you REALLY need to think before you type…fat chick don’t have standards b/c they are so desperate for a lay…it’s the hot skinny ones who have the standards…either you are indeed a hot skinny girl who is completely delusional…OR…you ARE like the fat slut in the photo and claim to have standards like you say she would and are lying to us (and possibly yourself) trying to convince yourself that you wouldn’t sleep with a remotely cute guy because of said “standards/morals” but in all reality you are as loose and flabby as that chicks belly fat because you happily received every cock you could possibly get your stubby sausage fingers on.
Joshua why are you bitching bout something what was said by Marieeeeee over 6 months ago…. i can think of a few reasons…
1. You are just a complete A-hole
2. You havent gotten laid in 6 years
3. You are just a no lifer
4. You are insecure about yourself being gay that you feel the need to insult others
They could have given her 2 letters to compromise for her fattiness
that is what i was thinking
right
Did anyone but me notice that this is a triple fail? It looks like they were trying to have a color rotation or red blue red blue etc. But the BIG R is blue when (if the color rotation was true) it should be red. then the A, which isn’t there, should be blue and of course… the L, which is blue, should be red. TRIPLE FAIL.
It’s the first bitch that said “I want Red!”, and then the blue shirt didn’t matter anymore.
the A is prob in the bathroom, making herself thin….
At least the fatty knew to sape us the revealing outfir. But thank you for the others. bad spellers or not all except the fatty are babes.
Typo fail!
I think “R” is cute despite her shortcomings in spelling.
Why are people calling her a slut? This makes no sense. She’s the only one practicing modesty. It may be out of self consciousness, but nonetheless, modesty is good and attractive. It seems that some people think that the purpose of every female is to serve as “eye candy” to men who have been conditioned to look for flawless surfaces and to fall short is to fail at the purpose for which she was born.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Eye fail.
Beholden-fail. Your meals should not be bigger than your fist… and that does not mean you have 20 meals a day. Anything beyond this, and you will become OUT OF SHAPE and thus unattractive, and thus resort to being… wait for it… a slut to get a man. That is why she is a slut. The others are actually showing off their self control and good health, and thus do not need to resort to sluttery, math, or proper spelling.
Dangit! Now I feel guilty for laughing at your comment.
Nonetheless, these “fitting in fails” piss me off. Sure some girls are overweight. This is less healthy, and health is attractive. Everyone who is overweight struggles with this on a daily basis. Being jeered at makes things worse. I just don’t see any “fail” when a group of girls who are mostly thin also includes a friend who is not, rather than casting her out. It just is not funny.
The anonymity of these blogs gives the freedom to say something to or about someone that you would never say to their face. Everyone surfs the net, and this includes these girls. That means that these girls may be reading your words. Let’s relieve our need for juvenile humor by laughing at fails like girls falling out of shopping carts and guys getting hit in the crotch with bowling balls. That’s actually funny, and I am sure that after the pain subsides, they will look back and laugh as well. My rants may be a buzz kill, but I think that this is a serious matter because there are real people involved.
Also, I still contend that “R” is cute, and that it is totally uncalled for to call her names.
I have a wonderful wife and 2 lovely girls. They are a gift. I would hate to see them ever treated this way.
Bip, you’re doing it again. I’m not sure if you’re trying to be a troll so I’ll be nice this time: if you’re searching for equality and political correctness, you will not find it here nor will you change us.
Bips wife must be a fat whore
Dude yeah some big girl battle with their overweight bodies daily and some just dont plain give a shit if they get so fat that random tumorous looking growths pop out of their bodies but think about this. one of the reason for being overweight is lack of discipline. I bet if you took 20 random fatties off the street and put them in a weight loss boot camp or fitness program probably only one will try to lose it for real and undo the lazy habits they have become accustomed to like getting a disabled card so they can park close to the grocery store/buffet restaurant, or take the elevator or ramp up the next floor/level instead of hitting the one flight of steps, or eating 2 – 5 burger meals but thinks a large diet coke makes any difference. this is why we here on the world wide web make jokes and poke fun cuz we do it anyway IRL even the fatties on here poke fun too, ever seen a fatty make a fat joke on someone else IRL? that is epic
No one should feel bad. The “R” chick is fat! The others are babes. So do we make fun of the babes? Hell No! Is the fat chick a slut? I’m sure the babes are sluttier. But the R is fat! Of course she is the fail! Should we feel sorry for her? No we point and laugh. Do I want people to call my daughter fat? No but maybe if she was it would cause her to lose weight. Should we feel bad about mocking people? No, Its epic fail thats what we are here for. So get a grip and join in. Its easy … watch. I bet the fat one smells bad, all fattys do. make fun of me, I’m an asshole see that wasn’t so hard!
I’d bet KU785 is a pathetic loser who could never attract a good woman.
And for what it’s worth, I have a very attractive, wonderful wife.
Sorry. I should not have posted that last comment, even if you deserved it.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i really didn’t waste time reading the hole comments your fags posted is pretty obvious u shouldn’t be posting here better of on fat people help center page ….go run up and down stairs..
shes not fucking fat, what the hell is wrong with you, if your not anorexic looking your fat? shes a little chubby but thats not fat. get a fucking life, and get over yourselves
WTF? I think you’re confused, we are talking about the girl dressed as the letter “R”, wearing the XXXL bell-shaped tee. That’s the one that we are saying is quite portly. If you will look at the picture again, you will see that “R” is a good 4-6 inches shorter than the other girls. Meanwhile her girth is roughly double the others. At 4’10″ you should NOT weigh anywhere near 200 pounds. An adult male at 6 foot tall should be about 200 pounds, but that extra foot of height means a LOT, also the gender is important. So yes, she’s fat as hell, but apparently you chubby chasers are afraid that the fat broad will go the way of the dinosaur. Fat will just disappear and everyone will be thin and delicious.
double-failboy. Herp a durr!
in case anyone didnt know, im a person of poorer education and i would be graitfull if someone could tell me wtf they be trying to spell? and yes this is not a joke, and im very comfertable with being illiterate.
making fun of me would be like making fun of the nite being dark and day being light so just tell me pls.
haha you’re semi-educated!
there always seems to be one fat chick within abundance of skinny ones
Yes, there’s always one girl who eats what the others won’t
Girls gotta assume their fattiness seriously.
fap fap fap fap hurl fap
60% of the Americans are fat….
AMERICA = EPIC NATION FAIL.
based on this photo and many like it… say this represents America, since when does 1 in 6 = 60%?
carly is probably a hairy french bitch with yellow smokers teeth.
Epic nation fail? Would you care to tell me where you’re from so I can tear your nation to shreds? That would be fairly easy when stacking it up against the US.
Anti-American = Epic Fail
pppppppppft those american… XD
anti-americanism is a total win everywhere in the world except in usa. french hate americans, canadian hate american except those inbred rednecks in alberta, arabs, greek, russian and so on… why do they fucking call themselves american… america is a continent not a country… i live in canada so i’m canadian…. you live in the states you are a united statian…
i don’t hate every single person living in usa… i only hate those idiots that believe united states of america is the greatest country in the world and god fucking bless america. patriotism is a fail. american dream is a fail.
and please don’t tell you’ll come up and shred my whole country with your army…. us army only shred muslim country that possess petrol and refuse to sell it for cheap to us assholes
Evilmo = WIN!
Dyqhen, leave him/her/it alone… people from third world countries we don’t care about don’t have math.
OR… if him/her/it is American…
Dyquen, leave him/her/it alone… Alabamans don’t have math.
don’t worry evilmo everyone in America hates you and your mother.
is also true that my cock is fatter than all your Canadian pencil dicks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAYMJnO9LBQ&feature=related
U.S can’t even get along with their neighbours how could they possibly get along with the entir World ! thats why we got some much bullshit going on right now ! The Revolution will be televised ! I REPEAT ! THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED ! PUNK MUTHAFUCKERS !! The Only Real People in the states are Latinos and immigrants ! All you fuckin rednecks can burn in hell !
somehow… many of the really good scientist in “america” are from other countries…
Quebec_Punky WIN, evilmo MASSIVE WIN!!! usa FAIL
FAP FAP FAP FAP eww.. FAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
comment win !
ROTFL
o_o fap means masutbasion in japnesse
“masutbasion” is Masturbation in English.
ok not trying to be mean but they could have fit both the “R” and the “A” on the chunky one if the “R” wasnt so big. she still has a face that looks like she could eat a dick like it was a slice of cheese cake (inhALE)
HAHA i was thinking the same thing!
The ‘A’ is probably the one taking the picture. The fail is not giving the camera to the ‘R’
At first I thought the same… except there obviously isn’t an “A” at all, look at the red-blue pattern, the ending “L” is red, meaning there is no “A” between the “A gal” and the “L gal”
P.S. Correction, no A between R and L
i would fuck them all and make the fat girl watch.
Yeah. Like any of them — including the fat one — would let you anywhere near them.
Pretty sure the fat girl would welcome any takers.
She should be the L instead of the R
R ate A or smth o.O
i hate american 100% n iám proud
DID HE DIEDED?
Did anyone but me notice that this is a triple fail? It looks like they were trying to have a color rotation or red blue red blue etc. But the BIG R is blue when (if the color rotation was true) it should be red. then the A, which isn’t there, should be blue and of course… the L, which is blue, should be red. TRIPLE FAIL.
@kill ur self haha kill ur self and Bip-D-Bo are back at it again. sorry but i like reading both of your comments of arguments that make no sense and completely pointless. but i do have to agree with you on this one kill ur self. Bip-D-Bo shouldnt be commenting on Epicfail.com about simpathy toward the fat people who are clearly to blame for their being fat.
I am American. And i don’t hate America, I hate our damn government. Free Nation my ass, They control every damn aspect of our country. Paying fucking taxes so we can have more bombs and destroying our wildlife for more cities.
Actually its just a single fail for the fat one if it was a color rotation. cause the blue ‘R’ should be red. then the ‘A’ which is missing would be blue and the ‘L’ is red so just the R is messed up.
She swallowed the “A” whole….wait..hole?
Only in America.
You guys are fucked up for calling the thicker one a slut.. The other ones are half naked what the fuck? I should slap someone
why is it every time there’s a picture of a fat person every foreigner who can’t spell starts talking about how much they hate america? we know there’s fat europeans. it’s not like eveyone outside of the u.s. is svelte and sexy.
Did R eat A????
yeah…that’s why her body is “A” shaped.
old……………..
Pat…. i would love an L
so many sexist comments probably written by little teenage ignorant virgin boys poor you. This blond Canadian girl is not going to make you a sandwich, however if there is a guy here who is kind and cute, I’ll be glad to make you a sandwich, and a good one too
and afterwards….. xxxxx
if it was t instead of l it would make the danish word for shy