Soccer Fail

Posted on August 27th, 2010


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    1. Forest Llama says:

      this is not a fail b/c it happenes pretty often
      BTW: it’s called football you fkin bitch ass cunt lickin yanks

      • Vilhelm says:

        IT IS A FAIL cause only faggots play soccer. You footie playing panzy ass.

      • ChrisForeigner says:

        @Vilhelm:please be fair! It´s the Number one Sport in the World.

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        You may want to google the history of the word soccer llama.

      • Dyquen says:

        dude if only pansies play soccer/football/futbol… try standing in the middle of a goal while an Argentine douchebag blasts the ball from within the penalty box aimed directly for your nuts. then still get up and walk around like its only an ant bite.

      • Me says:

        “The word soccer is a colloquial abbreviation of association (from assoc.) and first appeared in the 1880s.”

        “Clive Toye noted that even English people called the game “soccer” interchangably with “football” until the second half of the 20th century.”

      • Forest Llama says:

        you all defo need to get a grip, who cares how some asshole called this sport in the 1880s??? FACT is, that NOWADAYS a football is round and not egg-shaped. another FACT is that you dumb yanks call a sport where you run with the ball in the hand football……

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Football got its name from rugby, but since we changed some of the rules from rugby, we had to drop the rugby part out of the name. Soccer, or “football” is still a great sport and there’s no need to start your period on a fail site because of what we call it.

      • MIkeHunt says:

        Forest Yak is talking about us being dumb for referencing the origins of the word soccer from the 1800s and yet finds it fitting to call Americans “Yanks” Yanks? Really? Kill yourself “mate”.

      • Forest Llama says:

        blablablablablablabla
        sad cunts fuck off

      • Veritas says:

        Llama = Eurodouche

      • Forest Llama says:

        yeh i know Europeans are speedo-wearin gays blabla
        just another stereotype coming from the fat nation
        pathetic bullshit u talkin there

      • stu says:

        american football is nothing like rugby lol

        you guys need to wear padding so you dont get hurt yet pretend your hard lol

        plus the americans only call other sports gay because they are shit at every sport apart from ones that they are the only team playing in

        football number one sport in the world deal with it

      • getREAL says:

        Neither football nor football is cool. Pickup Sicks, ring around the rosey, Hopskotch, Double dutch/Jump rope, bubble blowing, and GIGGLING are mens sports. So suck it bitches.

    2. chickenwings says:

      Boom! Headshot!
      I’m impressed the guy could raise his leg that high with that age…

    3. ChrisForeigner says:

      How the f*ck play soccer with tennis shoes?

    4. Winnipegger says:

      Haha the guy who kicked the kid in the face is the mayor of Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada (former home of the Winnipeg Jets).

    5. Terrance says:

      but did he died?

    6. andy says:

      Sam Katz bootfucked that kid in the face.

    7. Mike says:

      God I love Sam Katz.

    8. Astinos says:

      Pow! right in the kisser

    9. Beans says:

      “Finish Him!”
      “Sam Katz Wins, Fatality”

    10. Anonymous says:

      its a nigger so its a WIN

    11. Herp-de-Derp says:

      Epic Fail fails once again with this.

    12. fail clown says:

      On election year too! lmfao! And they both missed the ball.

    13. true brit says:

      first it is footbal you yanks can call it europen football but not bloody soccer were as your football is just retards playing rugby and as the Sport governing body FIFA International Federation of Association Football (French: Fédération Internationale de Football Association its bloody football so get back to your pies and stop being twats about it you lazy fat inbreeding once british colonie

      • royaled123 says:

        “It’s called football. Americans should call it European football, not soccer, only because your football is just a less hardcore version of rugby. FIFA, the international soccer league, calls it football, so you should do the same.”
        How about you try that approach next time, jackass?

    14. CHUCK NORRIS! says:

      FALCON KICKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. Rawr. says:

      Now you little boy, sit the fuck down!!

    16. mute child says:

      haha it’s funny cause he’s white and the kid who got his ass beat my a shoe is black :D

    17. Dave says:

      I wonder if jesse jackson or al sharpton wrote a “this is why i hate white people” speech about this.


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