Sexy Fail

Posted on September 10th, 2010


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    1. taaaaaa-daaaa says:

      first!!

    2. Digga says:

      More like Jabba WIN.

    3. justme says:

      Quick, kill the monster before it eats the hot chick!

    4. Mihai says:

      OH MY GODDDD

    5. nuggy says:

      Is that food or a tattoo under her rather large chin?? Im thinking food or a ketchup stain!

    6. Steve says:

      FUCKING OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

    7. mmafan says:

      the hotty has no clue she is about to be devoured!

    8. Sact says:

      How can’t she just stop eating? And she’s got a tattoo, also it seems that she is riding a bike to lose some weight. Oh, can’t imagine legs …

    9. nn says:

      hahahahahahaah awsome fail

    10. kill ur self says:

      those stripes on her shirt remind me of the latitude line of the Equator.

    11. YutBogly says:

      Nom Nom Nom…

    12. CerealSarah. says:

      Isn’t that the cookie girl? Guess cookies weren’t big enough for her.

    13. Civilized says:

      that’s the ol’ “be nice and take a picture with the fat girl then she tries to eat you trick”… got me everytime

    14. crazy2 says:

      please feed her.

    15. Tauro says:

      ….and she was never seen again….

    16. THE REAL PEDOBEAR says:

      Pedobear doesn’t not approve the right side of this photo
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    17. Anthony says:

      the girl on the left has a purple condom wrapper in her hands.

    18. Bip-D-Bo says:

      OK, honey, you win. I no longer want a threesome.

    19. Read This And U Are Gay says:

      Its Alive! Ahhh! Shes so fat that her chin could feed all africa

    20. hc says:

      That is seriously disturbing looking.

    21. bad wolf says:

      what the hell is that thing

    22. Some Guy says:

      Fuck it… I’d screw em both. I can screw the skinny one and then I can screw the fat one’s belly button

    23. dee says:

      i’d knock the back outta that fat bird………..get your fucking rat out.
      How fucking gratefull would she be of sum cock……bet there aint nothing she won’t let you do to her
      take a brave dude tho to stick it in her mouth…bitch would think its chow

    24. Dyquen says:

      EEEEEEEW WTF? this has to be the worst sexy fail. Morbidly obese thing doesnt even look human, I dont give a fuck you get this fat its not fuckin genetics or naturally occuring hormones, this is just plain, overeating fat ass bitch. NASTY!!!! I bet her belly hangs at or below the knees. Looks so fat that if you knock it down a level surface it’ll keep on rolling forever.

    25. screwloose says:

      Someone needs to tell fatty that Fred Flintstone called and he wants his head back

    26. The all knowing says:

      Hungry hungry hippo

    27. Monicake says:

      It looks like the fat one’s head is gonna explode. D:

    28. mmmmm says:

      wtf ?????!!!

    29. americanguy says:

      FIRST!!! YEAH!

    30. fgtkjdfulk says:

      I wonder if the tattoo on her neck/chest fat region stands for “Fat”. xD

    31. thenyc says:

      DID I FIRSTED?!”?!£?!£%&!

    32. gay basher says:

      THATS A HUGE BITCH!

    33. Wuschhead says:

      “Bad fat person! Bad fat person! Don’t eat the hotter girl!” :D

    34. Peter says:

      Talking about beauty and the beast!

    35. deadbird17 says:

      Looks like the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!

    36. james wallace says:

      either jabba or majin bu

    37. Cali says:

      oh man… whos that sexy ass girl on the right?
      oh my bad. sorry precious. i didnt recognize you after your micheal jackson skin tone change

    38. pat says:

      looks like a big, fatass cabage patch kid showing her friend it only takes one lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop

    39. Whaler says:

      I threw up looking at this, which is what this fat hippo needs to do more often.

    40. cincyC says:

      the hot chick is holding her birth control, when all she should do is look at the girl next too her and that will make you think twice about having kids

    41. Takeshii says:

      girl on left is really pretty…she must be a sweet person too to be in a picture with the beast on the right

      girl on left humanatarian win :P

    42. Crg says:

      The fat one seems nice, so nice she”ll give you the hair off her back

    43. Chris says:

      Is it trying to eat the cute one?

    44. WannaFuck says:

      I came.

    45. mee says:

      so disgusting..thats why I hate fat people

    46. sam jam says:

      SHE JUST WANTED TO GET IN A GOOD PHOTO BEFORE THEY HAD TO PUT HER DOWN!!! to bad she got eaten right after the flash.

    47. Riverside says:

      The one on the left is freakin hot! I mean, on the right.

    48. Mikau the Monkey says:

      The cookie munster stole the damn cookie from her shoulder and she was sooooooooooooooooooooo close, at least her tongue muscles have developped a bit with all that effort

    49. sir dickalot says:

      omg its so… round…

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