Parenting Fail

Posted on September 30th, 2010


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    1. keijzer says:

      and thus a mongol was born

    2. Butthead says:

      friend gender identification fail. Looks female.. but no tits and hairy arm

      • militaryminded85 says:

        i like to pretend i fancy butch lezo’s coz it pisses them off that thay dont look manly enough hahah, i love psycho fucking the mind

      • i.tickle.the.pink says:

        The fail was that she is pregnant and smoking and drinking. Not the dyke touching her belly.

    3. RASTAZAFA says:

      and with this clothes, a second one will come

    4. Tex The Merciless says:

      Hopefully she’s just got a gut.

    5. dfasfasfaf says:

      gz brain

    6. Ada says:

      Thats not funny its just sad. If Epic Fail is around in a few years we will see her offspring on it I’m sure.

    7. Mark says:

      I hope that baby turns out healthy and she dies giving birth to it.

    8. Bud says:

      This is why surprise back alley abortions should be decriminalized.

    9. james says:

      why do she got a hate on the neck?

    10. vic says:

      Well I couldn’t get a legal abortion so here goes nothing!

    11. frank says:

      It’s too late for us all…..the bitch already bred:(

    12. madness says:

      classic

    13. commie says:

      that’s a pretty awful bitch right there

    14. Unknown Person says:

      Maybe she’s just fat. xD

    15. seatsniffer says:

      I assume the other half of the necklace says “…my unborn child”

    16. Goldenmonkey says:

      Indulge! You’re smoking & drinking for two now!

    17. BHAHAHAHA!!! says:

      what this picture says is “i have no clue who the daddy is!”

    18. STFU says:

      AND THATS WHY A LOT OF GRINGOS ARE RETARDS…DRUGS,ALCOHOL AND SMOKING CIGARRETTES…..I’LL WAIT 4 INSULTS…SAD BUT TRUE…BUT U AMERICAN PEOPLE CANT SEE UR OWN MISTAKES,ALWAYS JUDGING OTHERS COUNTRIES….SAD,VERY SAD.

      • Lilliot says:

        I guess cokaine being the #1 export of all latino countries has nothing to do with amigos offspring being f’d up huh. Lemme blo some lines then smuggle a few kilos for $50 bucks. Husler fail!

        Thats right lets not bring up the sex trade in latino countries. If that woman was from south of the border would her child get or give jobs?? STFU cavron! Just because there’s some idiots in america it doesnt make ur homeland smarter.

      • Lilliot says:

        I’m sure octomom had to blo a few lines herself before she decided to pump out 8 kids when she cant afford anything.

        She’s as bad of a mother as the chick in this picture!

      • whatamess says:

        @STFU “Gringos are retards.” ?? I’ve been to a few countries south of the border, mi amigo. You KNOW you really shouldn’t talk.

      • 3456 says:

        Incidence (annual) of Fetal alcohol syndrome:0.9 per 10,000 births (Caucasians); Asians 0.3, Hispanics 0.8, African Americans 6.0, and Native Americans 29.9 (NWHIC).

      • 3456 says:

        maybe its me but you spics arnt doing much better.

      • 3456 says:

        sorry the stats I put up are for people living in america. they have a disclamer that do to every one in mexico being dumb as fuck they could not tell who had fas and who did not.

      • brett says:

        dumb ass how do know there’s alchohol in there? ever heard of a “virgin” cocktail? no not that kind fag. the drink without alchohol in it.

    19. Wilson says:

      wow, what a stupid selfish bitch…

    20. failure says:

      The bitch on the right is saying “Yeah I did this to you… with a turkey baster and some jizz I got from a homeless guy. Don’t worry baby together we will make a fine family, this baby will have the love of two mommies” And what Kickass momies will they be!

    21. ottoman says:

      what a bitch!

    22. oelmann says:

      i´m Absolutely shure That my aunt Rosario was conceived that way, She is so retarded. as this New born will be.

    23. Dyquen says:

      Yeah party it up bitch, get the last bit of fun you got left cuz in a few months your life is over, cuz now your full time job is gonna be taking care of veggie baby for the rest of your life.

    24. Me says:

      Hopefully someone in an authority possition has seen and is already planning on taking the child from her, can you say “child endangerment”?

      • 3456 says:

        they give babies to parents that test positive for meth during the birth. some states it takes a lot to get the right to take the child

    25. thegreatdestroyer2 says:

      I’d give her one. And her mate

    26. ColonelAngus says:

      the one on the left has got a dick hole in her panties

    27. molly :3 says:

      poor kid :/

    28. Harry Satchel says:

      You need a license to have a dog but any piece of shit can have a child. If this is the youth of tomorrow God help us all.

    29. haha says:

      I’m really not preggo in this picture and the fact that its on the site is epic lol I was messing with these girls at the bar its a ball under my shirt.. and I was just messing with these bimbos at the bar its one of those you had to be there moments haha I loved the worse mom in the world comments I out of all ppl would never do that to my child lol gosh this is awesome

    30. GeeshFTW says:

      the idiotic girl who is “PRETENDING” to be a bad parents just used my user “haha”

      (‘T_T)

      • haha says:

        You act like I’m the one who posted this picture.. and pls act like u have never pranked ppl get over yourself.. and if I can figure out how to get this picture off I would cause I didn’t release this picture to the public :) so I have rights to su

    31. Paynis says:

      Thats reallllyy sad
      The poor baby
      Its totally innocent
      It has no fault for being born with a disorder which its mother gave it because of her stupidity
      Fucking bitch shouldnt smoke, drink AND party while pregnant

    32. PsychoSchizo says:

      you look like a raven haired Christina Aguilera lol @ ya baby daddy watch look at her face and you know shes a female

    33. Aleanah says:

      Maybe it was non alcoholic…? Probably not. Psst. People are stupid.

    34. daddy says:

      minus the hairy arm the butch is hot
      its a ball under her shirt ppl read the comments

    35. Phailure says:

      Wow, failure of humanity that a person like that was allowed to procreate. We suck!

    36. Raph-kun says:

      She’ll give birth to a future Darwin Award, just you see!

    37. nicko says:

      The fail is idiots still thinking it’s real when the girls just said several comments up that it’s only a ball under her shirt.

    38. acom87 says:

      Because clearly it is round enough to be a ball. I mean, who doesn’t keep a ball on hand at the bar?…I don’t believe the pretending and it’s just a ball, if she was pretending cuz she’s fat I’d believe.

    39. AmericansSuck says:

      And she’s GAY! #Quadruple Fail

    40. ya... says:

      @ acom87— i completely agree. i always bring a ball to the bar. youre only cool if you do.
      The child isnt even born and she is already abusing the poor thing. all you people who think she is telling the truth about it being a ‘joke’ should be slapped as well as the stupid pregnant bitch in the picture.

    41. I HATE LAMES says:

      typical white trash lol
      you pieces of shit’s think your better than everyone else look @ YOUR own kids lol dumb bitches. LOL

    42. nasshteq says:

      you are fucking retard.. it’s a fucking ball under shirt.. and even if she would smoke drink and party pregnant that’s not your buisness ;)

      • nasshteq says:

        and yeah btw.. for example my mom smoked when she was pregnant with all 5 kids and we are all normal :) i have baby sister who is one year old and she is just as normal as normal people are.. not like you fucking retards :)

    43. dolladolla...bob, y'all! says:

      Mom?! Gasp!

    44. trailer trash says:

      To the trick saying she is the person in this pic and isn’t pregnant….Don’t lie! that OBVIOUSLY is not a ball under your shirt. The rest of your tummy area, hips and waistline proves it! You got punked being a punk! You’re a worthless piece of shit. I feel so sorry for the baby. I will give you this…at least you are now embarrassed by your actions. Sadly, it’s too little, too late. USE BIRTH CONTROL

    45. Fred says:

      Needed to get pregnant to support her lesbian lifestyle.

    46. FlyGirl172 says:

      F#@K all you dumb A$$ people!!!! I know her- you all don’t, so it isn’t any of your business!!! Seems like all of you have too much time on your hand just sitting around, commenting on the internet and talkin all that Sh$t, when given the chance none of you would say all that to her face AND not have a jacked up lookin face afterwards. Find something more productive to do wit your time than sitting around judging other people.

    47. yall r idiots says:

      Yall are stupid to believe she is preggo idiots LOL

    48. yall r idiots says:

      I wasn’t preggo LOL and yes that is my lezbo friend LOL I love that ppl believe everything they see it amazing how bum ppl really are


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