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    1. I am in safe mode so I got no sound, but I can tell from his expression on his face, that this is really bad.

    1. No, he has Ashton Kutcher disease. If not caught in it’s early stages, this is the end result. God bless his tortured soul. 😉

  1. Here I would normally comment with my honest reaction to his performance… but I find it hard to put into words, I guess the best Ii can do is”……………………”

  2. Ummmmmmm yeah reminds me of this girl that puts her head phones on after we close, and sings loud and waaaaaaay off key. she is fuckin gorgeous but her voice is fucked up. think Fran Drescher singing. on mute she is an angel, volume up you wanna stab out your eardrums.

  3. can someone help me? how do you send the fails? as an attachment? or send a link? or what? my crap never gets posted here and theyre FUNNY

    1. There is this thing called a link on the right side of the screen above the fails. On tahe heading of the page. A “+” emerges, and the text “Add a fail” follows shortly after. If you position your pointer over this magic location on your screen and press your left mouse button, swiftly but firmly, you will arrive on the subpage of this domene where the grand secret of the failposting procedure is revealed. God’s speed, young master.

    2. FedEx is usually the most reliable. Use a self-addressed stamped envelope with the word UFAIL in the upper left corner.

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  5. He uses muscles in his face which weren’t known to exist before, to make himself look more ugly. i feel sorry for him, cause he just ruined his own life.

  6. Parkinsons is a disease not a failure.. oh, wait.. oh, dear, there is nothing medically wrong with him. Fooled me.

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