Yahoo Answers Fail

Posted on October 5th, 2010


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    1. AD says:

      Yahoo Answers!? Failing!!? zomfgwtfbbq!!! Could just be a troll, but dunno.

      • I Said It... says:

        this is also a movie, its called Donkey Punch! My opinion: this is fake, sorry but no girl says YA! i think its so hot when i guy punches me in the back of the head/neck when im not prepaird!! YOUR GETTING Back door delight, why not beat the shit out of me too!!

    2. gappydave says:

      thats funny shit pmsl

    3. m1dy says:

      dear internet community, i shall reveal the obvious fact; THIS IS FAKE AND GAY (and so on)

    4. SmartWon says:

      Might be Fake, But Lily is the coolest person I’ve ever heard of, clearly she has experience with this matter. Oh yeh, and the chick that got donkey punched dieded. Thanks Terrence and Troll, couldn’t make it without ya!

    5. Terrance says:

      did she dieded?!

    6. nuts says:

      i don’t get it ! O_o

      • Liquid Tension says:

        Donkey punch is slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits). The alleged goal is to cause the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up, thereby increasing the pleasure of the penetrating partner;[2] however, there is no medical evidence that it works, or for that matter any reason that it would. When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner (see Orgasm control).[3]
        There is some controversy concerning whether the initial sexual act is restricted to anal sex prior to the donkey punch, or whether muscular contraction after the blow to the back of the head or neck during vaginal sex can also qualify as a donkey punch. It has even been proposed that a possible use of the donkey punch is to create a situation in which there can be a “surprise anal penetration” tantamount to sexual assault or rape.[4]

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      • msbadassdiva says:

        wow this was very informative! i learn something new every day :)

    7. RAN!!! says:

      yeah….her ass got RAN!!!

    8. Butthead says:

      If she wakes up again, please share her phone number with us.

    9. Giorgos says:

      My yahoo answer to that guy would have been: Check her pulse, if there is none she did dieded you bastard!

    10. dimplick says:

      “if she is (breathing)then do CPR”? Lily you idiot, though you may be an expert in donkeypunchonomics you clearly don’t know fuck about CPR.

      • 3456 says:

        lol that is what i was thanking

      • SmartWon says:

        Actually they had a thing on the news recently that said cpr with only chest compressions is more often successful than cpr with compressions and breathing in to the body. Go figure.

    11. nuts says:

      what a disgrace , she died with a dingdong in her shit factory ! her parents must be so proude !

    12. failboy says:

      When she wakes up bitch slap her for causing you such worry. Send her back into the kitchen to make you a sandwich and bring a beer with it. After that is consumed I suggest she preform some head.

    13. Yep says:

      I love the chat icons used. Lily looks so wise and Bobby G is clearly pleased with himself.

    14. Heartbreak Princess says:

      Honestly, who would endanger killing their girlfriend for that? That’s up there with chopping your dick in half to get pleasure.

    15. Cose says:

      well the real question here is did he finish?

    16. jerizzledizzle says:

      how is “keep hitting it till it goes cold” not the best answer?

    17. poopr says:

      that was a nildly amusing thing to read…

    18. thenyc says:

      Di dhe rideaded to god?

    19. Victoria says:

      I was once having rough sex and a shelf collapsed above us, knocking me the fuck out. Trust me, you don’t “clamp up” (quite the opposite) and if he is able to keep a boner in order to finish after you go dead-weight, you have to wonder what the hell is wrong with someone who wants to hump a lifeless object like a dog. The fun of dominating someone is to enjoy their conscious humiliation that you are in control, not to essentially date rape their lifeless body. If that turns you on, just get a pillow and a ziplock full of Vaseline, and stop threatening the planet with your possible procreation.

    20. james says:

      photoshoped.

    21. AlexanderKeith says:

      been there done that.

    22. Raph-kun says:

      he sure has ideas…

    23. yo mama says:

      Anal sex is for fags

    24. NL says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    25. VaginalJesus says:

      Only a kike would do something like that.

    26. blanket man says:

      Got a floor covering you dont use anymore?


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