I bought one pair of the sperm shoes and one of the egg shoes, then I left locked them together in my closet for 5 nights… After 9 months, I had 4 pair of shoes. AWESOME.
Ah i got it, for the guys trying to sex their woman on the go, in the car, on the train, in the woods, in the ball-pit at Chucky Cheese’s, running from the cops, during an early morning run, dressing room, under the bleachers during halftime…… giggity
Ladies & Gentlemen , we’re glad to present you the new pair of shoes with a soft , comfortable plateform , it fits everyone and increases your performance. Sperm shoes will now make you go faster! faster we move, Faster we leave.
As a die hard gym rat… I could care less what the heck the “logo” on my shoe is!!! As long as it improves my workouts, I’d buy them! No shame in my game. Nobody is looking at my FEET anyways!
First… Lol
congratulations now go get yourself a life
Yeah, first to get pregnant from that fucking shoe
get it? fucking shoe? hahaha
I bought one pair of the sperm shoes and one of the egg shoes, then I left locked them together in my closet for 5 nights… After 9 months, I had 4 pair of shoes. AWESOME.
Mimi, that was a dumb comment.
MiMI should kill herself.
She’s creative , people.
Sperm shoes… nice.
did it deathed to life or lifed to death or dieded altogether ultimately?
yeah the shoe died you fucking retard
Yea, a object that wasn’t alive to begin with (in any sense of the word) has dies *rolls eyes* My gawd, get a fucking life First.
haha awesome logo
BRAND NEW “JIZZERS” makes you walk silky like sperm!
Hetro shoe!
we were all good swimmers at one point
you will have to put rubbers on before you do a cunt punt.
The new offical logo of the NBA Players Association. “Got mo’ baby mommas than championship rings, yo.”
where can I buy 1 ??????
this is so fake!!! totally fotoshoped!!!
Nice try, ye who do not know how to google. gravitydefyer dot com.
I wish it was. But I saw the ad in a science magazine. I dig the shoes…but the logo? Whose idea was that?
maybe from the man who invented the stab-machine-over-the-internet lol
yes i want everybody to see the true power of my strength
lol +1
Ah i got it, for the guys trying to sex their woman on the go, in the car, on the train, in the woods, in the ball-pit at Chucky Cheese’s, running from the cops, during an early morning run, dressing room, under the bleachers during halftime…… giggity
The all new Nike change from the swoosh to the Squish!
Id cum for a pair of those.
Haha n1
common its a win
“Slick Seed of Life Logo”
Because it’s cool!
mamaron chuequisimo
Ladies & Gentlemen , we’re glad to present you the new pair of shoes with a soft , comfortable plateform , it fits everyone and increases your performance. Sperm shoes will now make you go faster! faster we move, Faster we leave.
As a die hard gym rat… I could care less what the heck the “logo” on my shoe is!!! As long as it improves my workouts, I’d buy them! No shame in my game. Nobody is looking at my FEET anyways!