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    1. I bought one pair of the sperm shoes and one of the egg shoes, then I left locked them together in my closet for 5 nights… After 9 months, I had 4 pair of shoes. AWESOME.

    1. Yea, a object that wasn’t alive to begin with (in any sense of the word) has dies *rolls eyes* My gawd, get a fucking life First.

    1. I wish it was. But I saw the ad in a science magazine. I dig the shoes…but the logo? Whose idea was that?

  1. Ah i got it, for the guys trying to sex their woman on the go, in the car, on the train, in the woods, in the ball-pit at Chucky Cheese’s, running from the cops, during an early morning run, dressing room, under the bleachers during halftime…… giggity

  2. Ladies & Gentlemen , we’re glad to present you the new pair of shoes with a soft , comfortable plateform , it fits everyone and increases your performance. Sperm shoes will now make you go faster! faster we move, Faster we leave. 🙂

  3. As a die hard gym rat… I could care less what the heck the “logo” on my shoe is!!! As long as it improves my workouts, I’d buy them! No shame in my game. Nobody is looking at my FEET anyways!

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