“This arrived at my house through the post, I moved into my house nearly 2 years ago
and I have no idea who the guy who sent it or the girl it’s for is. Along with the letter came
an old student card and a condom, real classy love letter huh? Oh and the guy put his return address on the back and called himself “Scott sexy bastard” as well as the sentence “FFS gay aftershave went through the paper, guess what it is?” and it stunk!”
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I would guess that a female wrote this, possibly for him…That handwriting is too neat for a guy! I’m a guy that has some decent handwriting, but that is straight up girls handwriting. Load of crap…
That writing is horrible. I have guy friends who have writing just like that. I highly doubt a chick would put a condom with the letter. lol
Hey you don’t know that.
not close enough….
“The grass is green, the sky is blue,
sand is golden with waters so blue.”
Wait, wait. I’ve already used ‘blue’. What else rhymes with blue? Let me think…hmmm. ‘Boo’? No, no.’Doo’? No, that don’t make no sense. ‘Foo’? That’s kind of like the Foo Fighters. Can’t use that. Let’s see…’Goo’. Nope. ‘Joo’? Ha! I crack myself up, but not very romantic. K,L,M…I got it! ‘True’! Even though I aint wrote in ages, my homers don’t suck after all!
you know what would make this a realy funny fail. if the kid you posted a pic of saw this site and went to the feds and got this person arrested for opening mail that was not addressed to him.
lol
HAHA right.
hahahahhaha
exactly what i thought when i started reading it!!!
wow this is sad….
Because of the love letter, I’d have to say this is one hell of a classy rape-kit. Roses’ are red. Violets are blue. The condoms for me. ‘Cause I’m finishing in you.
WOW this is something…”special”… umm then again chivalry and game is taught. cant blame the guy for not trying…even tho his efforts are now for internet lulz.
A guy did not write this! First of all guys don’t use hearts and smileys, second it’s way too neat for a guy and too loopy. What a scam.
Well he says at the bottom to ignore the handwriting because he “aint wrote in ages” . New College must be special place. But seriousley that is a girls handwriting.
Duh, he was trying to be cute. There are plenty of guys that do that. The letter was addressed to a girl so that should be a dead give away.
I know lads with cursive handwriting like that -,- It’s not girly at all tbh
i think it was a guy who rote it coz he is saying aint and i dont no any chick who sez aint i mean comon
He ain’t wrote in a long time.
This was obviously written by a guy. It’s addressed to ‘Elle’, which is obviously short for ‘Dawnelle’. He was apologetic about his little hearts not being perfect, what girl would do that? Just because the handwriting is curvier doesn’t mean anything. The guy aint wrote in ages, give him a break lol.
its you isnt it bro =J xD
well other than the condom which is weird, this is cute. :3
i dont understand whats so ‘fail’ about this, this guy is obviously head over heals for this girl, and writing a letter for her like this is adorable. if you really think this is a fail, then youre obviously a very lonely person.
Yes, I would very much like a condom from my future lovelife (that being hypothetically) and getting one with the letter AND a student ID of the creeper. Oh, yeah. Can’t wait to meet THIS guy.
We have the same birthday haha
i know that guy. lolz
Haha. No way, I went to New College. It’s in england btw guys so feds can’t do shit. lol.
I’m gona try and find this guy on fb and laugh at him
A chick totally wrote this! FAKE!
It was totally written by a guy because a girl would never send a condom with a letter. Also to the person who posted it, it wasn’t sent to a girl. No parent in they’re right mind would name their daughter “Dwayne”!!! How did nobody else catch that?!? Epic fail to all you morons who can’t read!!!
Excuse me… DAWAYNE
“FFS gay aftershave went through the paper, guess what it is?”
WOW, did he come on the love letter ???
can anyone say federal offense. If it wasnt addressed to you why did you open it?