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Tim can ya ear me? lmao
“It’s so obvious, he should have let go sooner!”
All joking aside that looked pretty nasty, hope the kid was alright.
superman!
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that was awesome haha, but that girls voice was truly awful
Ya, I wouldn’t want to respond to her either, maybe she’d just go away & leave me to my pile of broken bones… lol
english accents are hott i’d let her talk dirty to me
has he dieded?
nope but ur mom dieded when I boned her
my moms dead you dick
I think that was his point.
omg your probably ganna be haunted by her ghost now for disrespecting the dead
I’d bone your ghost mom..
your mom suffocated on his dick as she was trying to swallow a huge load. stupid bitch.
I’d let your ghost mom bang me after she got loaded
15ft kite drop? what where they playing in a hurricane? lol
lol that was epic i would have hung on if i got that high be like oh well
Very dangerous, very stupid. I personally learned this the hard way. I was doing the same thing, but without the rope tied to my back. The rope is a new layer of stupidity that I had once considered, but my sense of survival rejected. I had flown my kite on land and jumped many times, but always on soft, powdery sand. One day, I flew my kite on Daytona Beach at low tide, where the sand was hard and wet. I made several large jumps, 10-15 feet high. On one particular jump, I floated back down slowly enough, but my foot stuck to the wet sand, and turned up-side-down, breaking many bones. It was extremely painful. Since then, I’ve had professional lessons, which is essential for any aspiring kite boarder. I now keep my kite jumping on the water, far away from any land. It turns out that kite boarding can be relatively safe if you know what you are doing and don’t get cocky and stupid.
Is the sermon done and did you get the “they care about what I am saying” out of your system?
You read it, didn’t you? Would you like that minute of your life back?
Seriously, lots of people are trying kiting, being stupid and getting hurt. That’s not really my busines, except that it often leads to beach closures.
You’re a fucking ruh tard
No, you’re the one that is stupid.
cool story bro
Thanks. I didn’t understand why he had a cord tied to his back or how he managed to get in the air like that. I thought it was some sort of fake video, but your explanation clarified things for me. I’ve never seen anyone kite jumping or kite boarding before, so this is all new to me.
Defenitly Dieded
nope, i’m alive.
Goodbye England’s Rose…
and it seems to me you lived your life
like a moron in the wind
never fading into the sunset
when gravity set in
Haha that’s a mad creativity win.
I feel sorry for that dood though.. Hear his little “Fuuu” before he hit the ground? I hate that feeling when I know I’m landing in a pile o broken bones
How big did that kite have to be to lift him dead off the ground? was he trying to fly a hangglider? Recreating Ben Frankin’s electricity experiment with himself as the key is just asking for a beat down from an element or force.
Totally flying a Boeing 747.
HAHAHAH right
So this is how Timmy became TIMMAY!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUU
Whoa, that was nasty…
Poor guy.
EXTREME KITE FLYING GRRRR
I believe I can fly wheeeee!…. darn rope , bleeeeeeeh!
damnit.. call for an ambulance.. stupid ass shouldnt have let go!
its a dummyu fools
^^^^^^^^^^^^
idiots….
And to think everybody else calls us proud Americans stupid.. LOL!!
I found this guy’s vid on youtube. Fractured spine, broken ribs and punctured lung but otherwise he was ok (!) and he’s still doing it.