This guys breathing alone would be enough to give him away..
Also, LOL@ him attempting to suck in his fat.
What happened to Michael Dudikoff !?
if you look very hard..you can see his potential…lol
It may be a ninja fail, but it’s a sumo wrestler win.
I thought of it as well XD
beverly hills ninja?
Nah just Farley’s kid.
comment win ^^
^ comment win
the sad part is he sent the picture in he’s not ninja slim lol
BEWARE the hungry ninja
Man! Look at this guy:
1) Mad ninja skills
2) Rock hard body
3) Rugged good looks
It just isn’t fair!!!
who can compete with that? He must get all the babes.
He must use his ninja skills to evade the hordes of girls that throw themselves at him. I guess I will have to settle for the fat chicks. And live my life through this guy, always wishing I could be him even for one day. Oh, to dream.
He took a picture??????
he has mad ninja skills. His camera skills are so good that he can catch even a great ninja like him. That takes MAD skills.
If I could delete replies to my own comments, this would have been the first one that I would have deleted.
he slices he dices and makes everyone laugh hes the ninja clown yeah l would lock my self in the bathroom to if l had to take picture like that dude you really need a girlfriend ninja turtles went out in the 90Ds get some slim fast start working out in year or so you might look better
Well, it looks like the punctuation keys on Ninja Man’s keyboard are broken… But on a happy note he just set an Epic Fail record for longest run on sentence!!!
yeah its broken lol l drop the laptop a few months ago
never trust anyone who ones “ninja swords” they’re most likely to meth out and stab a friend!!
I’m guessing “ones” was supposed to be “ownes”.
Whats a “W” among friends anyway?
ANYBODY NOTICE HOW FAT TITS LOOKS LIKE A GROWN VERSION OF THAT CHUNKY TITTED KID FROM MATILDA?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He DOES!!! “Brucie? did you eat Mrs. Trunchbull’s chocolate cake?”
Send back your p90x DVD- it’s not working for you.
maybe fatty ninja fail?
Is that the numa numa guy ??
Chris Farley still alive?
shit i was gonna say that !!!! JAJAJAJA
The definition of fail
He’s a food ninja. a good one by the looks of it, no food can get away from him.
“Hey! I’m a ninja! This means I can do ninja stuff like… showing my katanas (not nunchuks) to the world under my white T-shirt so everyone knows I’m there and… taking a picture of myself with my cellphone so I can put it on Facebook and everyone gets to laugh at me. And since I’ll never get laid and therefore never gonna go to a party for the rest of my life, I’m gonna stalk on the ceiling and everyone will see me cause I’m a fail and they’ll be like… ‘Hey! a wannabe ninja!’ And I’ll be like ‘Yeah! Just throw the cake uphere please!!’ And then the ceiling will crack and fall and there’s gonna be a ninja earthquake and in the fall, I’ll squash the only girl who’ll ever dare look at me… Yeah, I’m like the spider pig of ninjas. B)”
Some people just can’t feel ridiculous? good for them, a laugh for us xD
Lard Ass Ninja Fail…only thing he would fight is the cookie monster for eating his damn snacks..lmao!
GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!
go to the gym and lose 200 pounds
l hope you have a lot of ninja smoke bombs lol
Ninja Swayze…”ROAD HOUSE”!!!
well you got to have a hobby
whatever that is…fail
The real life Eric Cartman.
Lol, what’s the point of pictures like this?
Because if you’re not interested in trying to impress girls, then you’re trying to impress like minded gay guys?
Teenage Mutant Ninja PHatty
get ole Beverly Fail Ninja there another pork chop, sure looks like he needs one.
so instead of getting a shirt with a sword emblem on it this guy actually made the emblem and put it on his shirt. Very crafty! lol Looks a little to close for comfort to his nip though.
its the ninja asshole!!!
“This is how I protect my virginity”
this is NOT sexy guys lol
He just want to protect his virginity =P
who said only turtles could be ninjas anyway