i think my name says it all
I don’t know why they didn’t just call it “The loneliest prostitute in the world”
Santa then makes his way to his sleigh when he remembers that he’s forgotten his HO’s. “Christmas isn’t Christmas without HO’s” lol…actual quote from the website; http://loneliestho.com/
“…exclaims Santa as he gobbles up the box HO’s that the Elves brought him. They were ‘lickety-chewy and tasted like chocolate.’”
I am not making this up.
you missed the part about the “Elf-Juice” lol WTF is that !!
Paris Hilton’s biography
xD so true
The Loneliest Ho in the world is Juan. No business makes Juan the loneliest ho of all.
what is that thing he is holding?!
Santa holds his lonely ho.
I love how Santa is giving that ho a look like, “Where’s my money, ho?” The ho looks all scared because she knows she’s been taking her Santa’s money and bought some high heeled shoes and drugs with it. The deer…that damned deer. All whispering in Santa’s ear, snitching about it. “I tol’ you she done been gankin’ yo paper! Slap dat ho, Santa!”
I’ve stared too long at this picture and believe I’ve had a flashback to have watched the entire scenario play out just that way.
You think anyone will ever read that bag of shit Someguy?
You obviously read it nigguh!
lol I LOVE IT!!!
WTF, it’s sorta “sucky, sucky, love you long time” stuff for kids?
BTW, beware Santa! That deer behind you looks like a perv.
Hmm. SO now we know what Santa does in his spare time.
Based on the life of Miss Santa.
Why does the reindeer have two noses?