Children’s Rhyme Fail

Posted on December 3rd, 2010


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  • 32 Comments on “Children’s Rhyme Fail”

    1. despi says:

      HHAHAHHAHHAHA FUCK YOU !!!! I’m 1st !! HAHA

    2. Samuel L Jackson says:

      someone please help how do i send a pic to mailthefail? attachments they dont accept so how else anyone please?

    3. wtf says:

      I would call it a win

    4. Zak says:

      LOL Last week at school we had to pick poems and we came across this in our poem book xD

    5. britishgirl says:

      HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH definitly a win

    6. Raph-kun says:

      You guys are soo twisted ;P

    7. angel727 says:

      mmm that’s kind of kinky BUT, it approaches to the reality, especially in the last part XD

    8. Dyquen says:

      Im feelin’ everything but the pull her tail part. if pussy has a tail, then pussy’s on the rag. I no vampire

    9. melba toast says:

      Don’t we all?

    10. Earl Joshua says:

      PUSSY MADNESS!!!

    11. RebelKnightCSA says:

      In the event you failaholics missed it, that poem was written during a MUCH more innocent time. D’oh.

    12. Kryzkontrol says:

      i love pussys

    13. anton says:

      nah, u better shave it!

    14. Gus The Impailer says:

      so in morse code, “to shave the cat” would mean to “wax the pussy”?

    15. MaKayla says:

      A young Michael Jackson.

    16. Adrew says:

      True, true.

    17. Hannah says:

      Lmaooo, made my day :’)

    18. LozzaDeeBabesxxx says:

      Omg! I love this sooo much :’) xxx
      Wow! It’s sooo beautiful! xxxx
      I wish I could eat it! xxxx

    19. Mr. says:

      what’s hilarious is that this is a completely reasonable poem; however, our twisted society has no choice but to associate it with sex. HAHAHAHA Pussy for Kids. BWHAHAHAHA. You gots to be gentle with the pussy or it WILL bite.

    20. whorelover says:

      We all love Little Pussyes !
      This is the holy truth, not mistake!
      :)

    21. EPIC FAIL says:

      FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

    22. ArmyN64 says:

      LOL.Obviously a bad choice of words.I don’t think they really meant that kind of pussy.


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