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Name : Shaniqwa Johnson
Age : 32 Sex : F
Race: Black, Smoker
Hobbies : Mountain Climbing, Naturalist, Tree Hugger…
Career Aspirations/Goals : Hopes to one day own a Massage Parlour / Wellness Center.
Hahahahahaha Happy Camper WIN
wolverine in real life?
This is the type of chick that freddy kruger would love to date you say its the long fingernails i say she just looks like a living nightmare
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wow you realy are a dipshit
1. YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST TO COMMENT…!
2. EVEN IF YOU WERE, WHO THE FUCK CARES!?!? WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL…? IDIOTS…
Gross!
when i look at her, i can’t help thinking her butt must stink. looks like it’d be a difficult, if at all, ass wipe, with nails that grossly long. eww!
What you talking about she uses her nails as a scoop to dig out the shit than rubs it on her head lets it dry and that is how she has white hair…
HAHAHA I LITERALLY LMFAO @DEMON
^^^^ I agree ^^^^ LMFAO
Why does this remind me of Harry Potter?
and no one has asked the one question on there minds…how does she use the shitter… o.O
EWW… She reminds me of dat woman with discustingly long nails, took a picture, and ended up on epic fail … o wait dats her
HOW CAN A WOMAN THAT FAT EAT???
That dude painted his nails to cover the crack singe marks. Bet that helps the dope itching huh?
First!
You are most definitly not first… I mean, did you even look to see if there were any post before you?
she looks like a newly found species of some unknown creature from the jungle
They should lock that creature up and throw away the key!
ewwww
oh dear…
how did the camera guy climb the tree without disturbing it ?
lol
is it a raptor?
She looks like some kind of Stegasaurus!
raptor, maybe… stegosaurus was a plant eater with feet more like those of an elephant… this creature here is definitely a meat eater, judgin’ by those claws.. and judgin’ by the weight – fried chicken is it’s fave…
I don’t see how these make-up artists for horror films can compete nowadays.
Bet u that bitch aint got a job. who would hire her? A freak show maybe. can’t type with those mfers
One, two Freddy’s coming for you…
How do you wipe your ass, brush your teeth, take a shower, eat, put on your clothes, put your shoes on. If i caught this bitch on the street, i would take my wire cutters to her nails.
You could probably find shit under those nails!
how do they even get that long???
as a woman how does she was her pussy ewwwww..she must stink
ewwww no kidding…
Coming up next on National Geographic: The Human African Sloth.
LOL… total comment win…
wut the fuck?
what?? shes from Borat right?? lol
this one is TOOOOO easy to dump on…
It makes me shudder to think what must be growing (bacterial-wise) under those horrible claws. And just who finds this abberation attractive in any way at all. Does this idiot have someone to perform ALL personal care….cleaning after toileting..getting dressed. taking care of children.cooking, no wait she collects welfare and sells foodstamps to buy nail enamel and pay someone to wipe her lazy nasty ass.
Hope wolverine can beat her
LOL. It’s like the chick from Borat in a wolverine costume.
Here we have the five toed black sloth shown in it’s natural habitat.
Please try to be very quiet so as not to disturb the lazy black sloth.
Also, we can tell that you have been doing it so please do not feed the sloth.
Ummm, why is there a fingernail sticking out of the chest???