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    1. I wonder what BBQ penguin tastes like… Probably better baby seal, spotted owl and all the other cute and fluffy animals that cause people spend too much time money and effort “protecting”… protected my ass, you ever see what a ballistic tipped 204 round does to an eagle? POOF!! and the feathers fly….

    2. i wonder what your face would look like, after i point blank the back of your head with a gatlin gun wile you play xbox

    3. now THERE’S a visual… i imagine the reverse effect of what Hitler’s face looked like in the end of inglorious bastards. but good luck catching me playing xbox… I cant afford those fancy toys.

  1. My brother used to dance like this when he was a really small kid.

    People: aww look he is dancing! He must be so happy!
    Penguin translator: HELP HELP! PLEASE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO! JUST STUCK IN THIS DAMN JAIL! MY PARENTS GOT KILLED! I HAVEN’T SEEN MAH GIRLFRIEND THAT IS JUST STUCK BEHIND THIS WALL FOR OVER 2 YEARS! I WANNA DIE! AAARGH ANXIETY! IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY! I WANNA DIE PLEASE KILL ME KILL ME NAO! IF I EVER NEED TO EAT THAT FUCKING DISGUSTING FROZEN CRAP TO SURVIVE AGAIN ILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

    People: Aww so cute, yes you are cute, want some fishy fishy?

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