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this is why i hate being white
KILL YOURSELF THEN, maybe in the next life you will magically become that which you so admire, a fat nigg in the welfare line.
ew fat white cow. Leaving cow patties in her panties doesn’t surprise me. The only reason tha black guy is with her is so he can get milk to come down from his crack high.
comment win rofl
hilarious.
comment win A+
You and all the people who replied to your comments are ignorant curs. That is a black WOMAN in the icon PICTURE. Even you liberal fucs cant tell black men from black women. FAIL FAIL FAIL
What about that fat nigg-nogg who shit on the steps of that flava-flav show? She was not even wearing panties and was in a huge house with probably 5 BATHROOMS. Ew fat BLACK cow
If u broke why would you be in kmart to begin with?
To take a crap, obviously…
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is hilarious
Btk +1
but why the fck would you sue kmart? you dumb fcuk who had to take a sht and you blame kmart for arresting you for stealing?:O rtard… i’m feeling sad for you and all of the other stupd americans i have to live with every day
If she finds a good lawyer with her brokeass nolife luck .. the government may soon make a law for all stores to have more stalls. LOL. Gah Pathetic.
it is sad lol but hes right i bet u if she gets the right lawyer, she has some money to shit on i mean sit on.
Wow. Wtf. If you’re so broke why are you in kmart? Are you dumb enough to not rip the tags off the stuff? So. Fucking. Stupid.
so fuckin dumb! LMFAO!!
making pudding pie in your panties. smh…. this sounds more like a Walmart story.
She tried to steal something and got arrested? WOW BIG SURPRISE. I love it when people are so dumb they think they can sue for everything. It is hilarious. Have fun in jail for SHOPLIFTING. Oh and if I shit my own pants I wouldn’t tell anyone that, much less post it on facebook. Mumumumumulti FAIL!!!!
agreed with the guy above me and his name
fake and gay
I hope its fake I am embarrassed to call my self a American if this is real… the system is so corrupted you can sue for anything even for your own stupidity. and that is a epic fail on America
it is true that you can sue for anything, but the reality is that she will not win…no lawyer will take her case cause like in her panties the lawsuit would be “bullshit” lol.
Probably wouldn’t be able to try it anyways. The judge and jury would be laughing too hard.
all i can do is sit here and just laugh.
You and me both.
Thank you for making my life full of fails seem wonderful! WTF how are these people allowed to live? Shadiamond? Real name? All I have to say is poor grandma edna!
This is so fake it’s just pathetic. Oh that’s right, 10 year olds running Epic Fail. They’ll believe anything.
There’s no legitimate case here. If she went into the bathroom and it had 2 working stalls and both were occupied, it would have resulted in the same outcome.
Might be fake, but there are millions of people who are as stupid as Kim and her Facebook friends, so this is totally plausible.
Actually, her cousin Konnie is really great once you get to know her. She is preaching, reading Bible and going to church. She is watching after Kim because Church’s Pastor Chuck told her to be patient with her. She is great, really.
Just found her on Facebook. Scary bitch is real. I’m going to vomit now…
My bad. Troll.
you just gotta love America were you can sue for anything for no reason once so ever…
LMFAO, nasty!!!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001158241021
Her profile
Uncensored Pic http://i.imgur.com/LBmPT.png
It looks like Shadiamond is trying reeeeaaallly hard to pick up some nice juicy big fat white @ss.
What a stupid, fat fuck!
This is amazing! I’m going to add her as my friend on facebook for epic laughs every day. Go to her profile and look at the pic. She’s hugging Luke Perry! Even he knows how epic and funny this shit is.
Proud european citizen, that’s what. XD
Th best thing in her profile is her fave movie:
poetic justice
You steal, you get arrested. How much more just could that be? And her face screams inbred all the way.
maybe kmart will settle and get her ass some diapers! Its not their fault she had the mud butt. Bathrooms are occupied all the time, it doesnt mean you can just start stealing shit.
Ughhh shes pathetic, checked out your FB and all everyone talks about is how she shxt herself at kmart! lol Stupid bxtches.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001158241021&v=wall
Lmao silly fat american.. trying to find a way to sue people -_-
*nods*
This dumb bitch….I bet she never even shit herself…she probably was stealing and made up this story. HA Nevermind…she doesnt sound smart enough for that. Someone needs to shoot her, in the head…
The CEO didn’t take her call because he is terrified. What if she cowpies in his office? I think his fears are validated.
It’s fake. Just a troll. “She” posted something similar on Yahoo answers asking if she culd sue them.
Dumb troll.
Just like you, my Dear little troll.
I love how people are calling the person stupid… but they’re too stupid to realize this is obviously fake.
Way to go, guys. This is the internet in a nutshell.
I woulda just gone in the outta order one. Maybe that woulda prompted them to fix it.
check out her facebook…. this is the absolute most fucked up individual i have ever heard of n my entire life…. she is a disgrace to anything living and breathing… and there is a whole grip of mf ers on FB backing her up… except her own sister lmao!!! she got into some shit at Red Lobster i seen on her wall…. she proly gonna try 2 sue them 2… o and fyi…. i’m not sure if any1 knows but… she tried 2 sue kmart but she settled with a $1000 gift card 2 dismiss the case… guess what… this bitch unemployed 2… proly foodstamp and WIC n it up 2 I’m sure… fucking lowlife
i get what you mean.
“Fuck you Konnie, like you never had explosive shits!”
ROFLMAO.
Kim Karpett Lomax
WTF. I got kicked out of Hometown Buffet. I had to drop a dooce so I went to the commode and left the door open cuz I got a phobia. The manager came in and said they’d have me arrested for indesent exposure. That’s fucked up, I’m gonna sue, I got a disability and didn’t even get to Finnish my Mac n cheez.
January 24 at 3:32pm via Mobile Web · Like · Comment
really now?
this lady is stupid and has no life she makes me embarrassed to be a human being , im more mature than her and im only 16 years old -.-
The cops laughed at her face….i bet a million bux the cops laughed O_o…
Who puts this shit on fb ? thats the stupidest shit ive ever seend
hahahha wowsz
Status sent from a mobile phone…instead of stealing, make a call to have Edna bring you some clothes that you already own. Wow that was really hard wasn’t it. Lazy ass, free-loading, get rich quick, fat american bitch. (I’m American, so I can say that)
I also thought a CEO was there to talk to pants-shitting shoplifters. Who knew?
she’s not fake. Unfortunately, I went to high school with this chick. Fortunately, not all the folks in my high school turned out like this worthless sack of crap.
People have gotten so fucking used to facebook that they forget that it’s essentially a permanent record. See you at a career interview some years down the road where they ask if you’d be able to work without needing constant breaks to shit your parachute panties.
Only in America x)
nasty bitch
IBS=ignorant bullshit
Fake fake fake fake fake. EF sux now