Guy drunk at tattoo shop: “I..I want my girlfriends name in..as a tattoo. No, no, actually fuck that, every stupid guy gets that. I want her name in a million billion times acrosh my back. And I want her name, to be like, her name written out of…her name, cause she desherves it.
Tattoo Artist: “…fine.”
For some reason I don’t think Brenda even knows who he is…. I think he is the one in the dark shadows that stalks her, and even made up a relationship between them in his head… RUN BRENDA RUN!
“I wanna see her name whenever I look at…something I always look at… A tattoo!! Okay, where… I know, I could put it on my back! Yeah, I’m always lookin’ at that! Okay so I’m gonna get a tattoo of… the name of that girl… S***.” Gets his phone out, calls her number. “Hey, what’s your name again? Yeah, five years…”
I can’t believe some one could get that drunk, as that is the only logical reason to get a tattoo, at least then you got an excuse, if you need one, still, just another dumb shit, hopefully he got it on his dick too. LAMO
Why is “Brenda” a doggystyle tat? It’s not a missionary, or “ride my cock see your name” tat (i.e. chest tat). You wanna tat a girls name on you? Go below the belly button, under the pants line and if she really wants to see the tat, it requires exposure.
You know your white trash if you get you partners name tattooed on your body…
You know your an alcoholic, imbred, down south, trailer trash, redneck, hillbilly, welfare check getting, child support paying, unemployed, piece of shit if you get your partners name tattooed on your body 100 times.
Unfortunatly his girlfriends name was breeda, those dyslexic tattoo artists will get you every time.
This bitch is too obsessed. It’ll be too funny if Brenda was a secret crush who don’t even know he exist!!
Somewhere, there is a woman called Brenda who is feeling very, very nervous. Time to get that restraining order you were considering…
WIN!
Agreed…
Brenda must have some seriously gooooooood head!!!
Surely i’m not the only one hoping they break up…
Nope..I’m hoping she cheats on him, steals his pot stash and kills his dog on her way out the door.
damn, now thats being proactive.
Kinda like burning your bridges before you cross.
HAHA that would be such sweet, poetic justice on an epic scale! That is almost as stupid as tattooing a brand name, liquor brand, or band name…
Almost could make a country Song out of This thread…
lol how do you explain this to your next gf??
who said that brenda is a chick? maybe it is his right hand (foreva love)
LOL, that is when you just make sure you find another Brenda to obsessive over and stalk
Guy drunk at tattoo shop: “I..I want my girlfriends name in..as a tattoo. No, no, actually fuck that, every stupid guy gets that. I want her name in a million billion times acrosh my back. And I want her name, to be like, her name written out of…her name, cause she desherves it.
Tattoo Artist: “…fine.”
awesome
“Her name to be like her name written out her name.”
Truly awesome
I like that post Diligent…that’s exactly what happened!
LMFAO……
Lol! That poor poor tattoo artist, that probably took forever
To which add :
“….but you’re paying up front..and I’m going to have to ask you to relinquish your “man” card!”
hope he doesnt break up with his girlfriend
why not?
I wonder what is womans name is????
is that boo boo? from “high on crack street, lost lives of lowell”
Freakin hilarious!
i think he has a thing for Brenda….
I like that he thoughtfully used every font from MSWord…
I don’t see Comic Sans…
or old english.
Haha I was just thinking that…. I also don’t see “American Typewriter”
This made me think: I wonder how much per letter he had to pay for this.
oooo! ooo! I found old english!!!
Brenda: This is all mine!
Random Chick: Is your name on him ?
Brenda: FUCK YEAH IT IS !
HAHAHAHAHA
lmmfao hahahahaha
Be careful Brenda, he has the pedaphile beard and rapist glasses on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU&feature=channel
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why is everyone so sure Brenda is his girl friend? maybe he’s just a creeper stalker!
it could be hims moms name…. any think of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that makes it less creepy somehow?
that would be more creepier….
Are YOU his mom?
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Are you checking the internet for problems?
ROFL!
I bet Brenda is some fat ugly cow and a major Bitch, making this EVEN MORE of an EPIC FAIL.
Tatoo Artist
Q: What font do you want?
A: Lets see, times new roman…no, Sans sharif…no…Heck with it use them all!
wow, thats goin’ to be a tough one to explain
fake no1 is that fucking retarded
You would be F’ing retarded to think that no one is this stupid.
wonder who he has a crush on?
For some reason I don’t think Brenda even knows who he is…. I think he is the one in the dark shadows that stalks her, and even made up a relationship between them in his head… RUN BRENDA RUN!
nah, the tattoo just wanted to warm up a bit before doing the final version once on his chest.
ROFL I never thought of that.
Because Brenda makes massage for him.
But in his penis have Linda tatto!
Brenda’s the one who submitted this…
Brenda : “Darling, I break with you to go with Paul”
Theguyonthepic : “Darling, I made a tattoo”
Yes, they said it at the same time.
In forty years or so, that will become the Black Sea’s little brother.
obsessed much?
How many girlfriends named Brenda did this guy have?
“I wanna see her name whenever I look at…something I always look at… A tattoo!! Okay, where… I know, I could put it on my back! Yeah, I’m always lookin’ at that! Okay so I’m gonna get a tattoo of… the name of that girl… S***.” Gets his phone out, calls her number. “Hey, what’s your name again? Yeah, five years…”
Watch – his name is Brenda.
or worse….. he is a she!
*gasp*
I can’t believe some one could get that drunk, as that is the only logical reason to get a tattoo, at least then you got an excuse, if you need one, still, just another dumb shit, hopefully he got it on his dick too. LAMO
Wouldnt it be a bitch if one of those Brenda’s was misspelled!
Just heard that Brenda ran off with the tattoo guy
!
“It’s nice, but I spell my name B-R-I-N-D-A!”
BRENDA. :p
god tell me it doesnt have children
He needs to get that bitch Brenda off his back.
Why is “Brenda” a doggystyle tat? It’s not a missionary, or “ride my cock see your name” tat (i.e. chest tat). You wanna tat a girls name on you? Go below the belly button, under the pants line and if she really wants to see the tat, it requires exposure.
hes going to feel very silly when micro soft word updates their fonts
….and then she left him!
haha he forgot times new roman
this is extreme
This helps in prison so that the guys don’t forget his name…
You know your white trash if you get you partners name tattooed on your body…
You know your an alcoholic, imbred, down south, trailer trash, redneck, hillbilly, welfare check getting, child support paying, unemployed, piece of shit if you get your partners name tattooed on your body 100 times.
He should get a cover up of a massive Darth Vader