First to get dick..I mean sick
Oh she is “getting dick” and it will be a BIG one tonight!
she knows she put that on there on purpose…just to get a reaction
Exactlyy ! lol
ok , i’m gonna go ahad and say it , that’s the sickest thing i’v seen in a looooong time ….really that’s sooo fuking wrong , even my dog was shocked !
thats what i say to my boyfriend….(hint hint)
and the next message from dad would be “sure honey your phone said. slut, just like your mom”
in which part says that “she” is a girl??
The Part where no dude in the world who is old enough to drink in bars has his Pa in his phone as ‘Daddy’
donJacky you won totally
I was laughing just from the “getting dick my throat hurts ” part but then the “sorry dad” had me ROFL this was a perfect fail
The advice of the story is, don’t deepthroat and text.
*Epic Rocky Victory theme plays*
ADRIAN! AAAAAAAAADRIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAN! AAAAAAAAAADRIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAN! AAAADRIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAN! ADRIAN! AAAAAAAADRIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAN!
This is FAKE, you never get all bars on AT&T’s network..lol
LMAO Best comment ever.. clever beyond reason!
Her phone got her dick? These phones can really do everything!
Hahaha WOW. xD Thats hilarious!!!
someone is getting sick, i mean dick
Sorry daddy, or is he???
Im gonna take a guess and say this is a pimp,… no girl sends a winky face to her daddy and if im not mistaken girls dont tend to call their boyfriends daddy very often
Whose daddy asks if u went to “another” bar?! So wrong.
And ladies if u can’t or don’t call ur man Daddy u need to stop dating boys. And if ur a grown ass woman stop calling ur Dad Daddy it’s just fuckin weird.