Fire Safety Fail

Posted on February 6th, 2011


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    1. muaahahaa says:

      FIRST!

      • HumanTorch says:

        There can be only one Human Torch

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    2. Batman says:

      you said it, you fucking retard

    3. Elizabeth says:

      Where are this kid’s parents?

    4. Fred says:

      I just don’t get it: I was this age during the 70s and we did, what “we” considered some stupid shit. But you guys today see this stupid shit on these videos…and REPEAT THE SAME STUPID SHIT!! WTF is wrong with you young whippersnappers? Set your asses on fire? Crack your heads open doing all kinds of obviously dangerous shit?
      I mean: Keep on fucking up! It’s entertaining the shit of me!
      IMO there are 2 types of people: Those that were abused as children and those that should have been.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        was you the freddy that got fingered?

      • Fred says:

        She tried to finger me a few times but she never could find my G-spot.

      • Dyquen says:

        AAAAh LOL nice recovery Fred.

      • Fred says:

        Thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much!
        Autographs are $50 each, though.

      • Majestic One says:

        I am with Fred on this… I am entertained as HELL by stupid people (but beware – too much stupid absorbsion can and WILL affect you eventualy. If you’re not careful you will find you are thinking stupid! To keep myself SAFE – I just keep rating the people indaily life thanks to EPIC FAIL !!! “fasion fail” – “thinking fail” etc.) Be safe out there folks – THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

      • Thischick says:

        psh man i like fred

    5. despi says:

      Hmm… What can I say … just : LET IT BURN HONEY !! LET IT BURN!!

    6. Scarymun says:

      Is Justin Bieber alright after this?

    7. patolzborg says:

      FIRE BREAKDANCE!

    8. Jobs says:

      this retard need drivers for his brain, and his parent should abort him

    9. RandomBear says:

      Liar liar!

    10. Fred says:

      I just can’t help it. I just have to keep coming back to this one. This is the most EPIC fuckup I think i’ve ever seen. This is like out of a Road Runner cartoon. Wile and his gasoline powered Acme “Drop and Roll Pants”.
      And then the dumbass says, “I can’t believe I did that!”
      Well, you damned sure did do that! And you’re absolutely right: You are a fucking “RETARD”!

      • Dean says:

        I’m with you, Fred. Like you said previously, I thought the shit I did back then was stupid but I knew better than to light myself on fire… lol. Makes me wonder what kids will do five years from now to top something like this, how far will it go.

      • Fred says:

        Well, you know Dean we didn’t have video cameras, so I’m not sure, but I think it’s a “fame” thing. But this is about a tie with that kid that put his face down in the fire ant bed. It was on youtube. Check that out. After about 10 mins he’s got a face that looks like someone set it on fire and then tried to put it out with an icepick. Fucking hilarious!

      • Fred says:

        OH! Wait a minute! I forgot the dumbass that shot himself in the nose with the B-B gun. Now that was hard to watch for the first time cause he really didn’t seem to understand what was about to take place. Another best!

      • FONDLE_ME_SOFT_LEE says:

        did you see the emo kid shoot a 12 gauge perhaps a 12 gauge and let the recoil of the butt hit him in the crotch? that was some dumb stuff

      • Incomprehensiblesensibility says:

        I’m sorry but you guys are ignorant old bastards. “But I didn’t do this when I was young..”. No shit, neither do we. Go ahead and deny that noone from your generation lit themselves on fire. I dare you to make the claim and not feel like you’re cheating yourself. The other 99% of any generation is doing stupid shit that you can deem less, equivalent, or more “stupid shit” than you’ve done. Little has changed, just the context. “We didn’t have video cameras”. Point proven, you were just ignorant.
        Turns out wisdom doesn’t come with age?

      • Fred says:

        @InCumPrehensileShitzability: You sound guilty. What stupid shit have you done lately? And no, I never knew anybody that was stupid enough to set themselves on fire, shoot themselves in the nose and all this ignorant shit that you are arguing for. Go put your face in an ant bed.

    11. flamboyant says:

      at least in the 70′s 80′s when yea caught yourself on fire it was a nice crack hit or a meths lab nearby,today I’m going to demonstrate how to cook my dick so it will only be seen in the dark RETARD

    12. Johnny says:

      LMFAO Once I saw his pants were soaked with gasoline I knew this was gonna be a classic.

    13. Marius says:

      i thought it was justin bieber…damn!

    14. pepexp says:

      these are the new dance steps of justin beiber ?

    15. jimmy says:

      ha ha ha he burned his little balls

    16. Svenbo says:

      LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE!

    17. TexTheMerciless says:

      His technique leaves a little to be desired.

    18. sad says:

      All hopes of a positive future for humankind has went up in smoke.

      UR AN IDIOT!

    19. trololololo says:

      Next time try napalm!!!

    20. Krowtten says:

      FLOOM
      *rollrollroll*
      *run*
      *splash*
      *girlish scream*
      *trip*
      *epic fail*

    21. Random Commenter says:

      Probably have worked better on any other surface other than concrete… a pile of matches would probably have even worked better lol

    22. Tobias says:

      Would have been a better idea to take off the pants that were on fire and not his shirt.

    23. Animaeus says:

      makes me want to try it.

    24. cunty wunty says:

      Fire Dept recruits Justin Bieber..?

    25. autumn says:

      friggin hiliarious!!

    26. sam i am says:

      go back in time and give your mother an abortion

    27. FONDLE_ME_SOFT_LEE says:

      oh crap stop drop and roll stop drop and roll, its not working gotaa run crap used all the water ahhhh

    28. FAIL JUDGE says:

      Absolute FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    29. Chuck Norris says:

      why do white people always realize what they did is retarded after they’ve done it?

    30. mitsai says:

      This is what happens when you play with fire.

    31. Butch says:

      Fireman Bill as a boy.

    32. britishgirl says:

      Americans tudududud Americans


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