Pre photo checklist…
1. Get all the cats off the bed
2. make sure sign is spelled properly
3. check to see if any “personal devices” are in camera shot
4. put on sexiest thing owned.
5. have a glass of wine… or two…. or three… take picture…
6. put panties on after quiet time with “personal Device”…. Oh, Shit!!!
Horse tranquillisers and lorazepam wouldn’t make this she beast sexy…the latex pillow in the background is for the quick mercy kill you will surely beg for after you find yourself in her bed…
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Thats just terrible. What happened. Like a bad wreck im stuck on it.
well thats not sexy!
Neither are you.
Nice haircut. Upstairs and downstairs.
Sexylady……yeah with about 20 more glasses of wine and a couple of roofies.
Is that a black shiny plastic pillow in the background?? :-/
r o f l m a o
Chuck Norris will kill me for this…
But I think he wouldn’t have balls to do her…XO
SHIT!!!! you aint lying
Pre photo checklist…
1. Get all the cats off the bed
2. make sure sign is spelled properly
3. check to see if any “personal devices” are in camera shot
4. put on sexiest thing owned.
5. have a glass of wine… or two…. or three… take picture…
6. put panties on after quiet time with “personal Device”…. Oh, Shit!!!
Latex Pillow so naaaasty
OH NOQ
OH NO! – At least she has the decency to wear a pair o’ knickers.
Sex? Why SURE…..just gimme a second here…..BBBBAAAAAARRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!!
so this is sexy? DAMN! i had the wrong idea all of these years.
I guess Im in the same boat too right there buddy
i think we all had it wrong >_<"
well at least we now know what sexy actually is ;p
hehee
XD
oh holy jesus we need an exorcism!
AND a full face lift, and a full facial reconstruction.
The character from MAD comics has a sister. I didn’t know that.
The latex pillow in the background really sets the mood
The mood for flight.
Antje as in Frau Antje?
If it is Dutch, it’s not allways much…
Frau isn’t Dutch.. it’s German
SCARYMUN
WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO TIP THAT THING….
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me…
Ok THAT’S what paper bags are made for !!!
With no chin, what are you gonna bang your balls on???
Lmao
So when is the sexy lady showing up?
After you down a 24 pack of beer.
I still don’t see her… those chicks in the Zoo cages are starting to look pretty sexy though…
wyahahahahaha
How does this thing make her mind up to think she sexy nebody. Thats real fn bold. our planet has gone to shit
i think if god had a clear shot at her he would blast her of the planet.
Only a Crazy2 would do her..because he’s not a “Nergo”
tht is not sexy
I would so tap that.
it looks like lee evans
Anyone else think this was meant for her brother or another close blood relative?
Ugh that is pure disgusting
God left that one in the oven too long.
Who farted?
Horse tranquillisers and lorazepam wouldn’t make this she beast sexy…the latex pillow in the background is for the quick mercy kill you will surely beg for after you find yourself in her bed…
this one will make some woman beating trucker happy as HELL one day… BWAHAHAHAHAA
My eyes hurt!