Sexy Fail

Posted on February 9th, 2011


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    1. Scarymun says:

      Fuck all you firsters out there, first off.
      And second I might be crazy but Id tap the middle one and the right one. Not too faily on this one I am Dissapoint D:

    2. Peter J. says:

      I do want !!! :O

    3. mute child says:

      DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN…….. look atthat sexy ass floor

    4. yepyep says:

      oh dear lord lysol it.

    5. jon says:

      FFS I need to be able to vote more than one time /cry

    6. BulletsAndBracelets says:

      Ewwww they look so raunchy D:

      • One in the middle says:

        Ewwww your a faggot.. Pfffttt HAHAHA

      • BulletsAndBracelets says:

        How am I a faggot you retard I’m a girl! What, are upset cause not even these beached whales would give your akward 16 year old ass the time of day?

      • BulletsAndBracelets says:

        LMFAOoOoO!!! I have to apologize for my previous comment. I just realized ur the dumbass in the middle.
        I stand by my comment- you guys look raunchy. Dont care if you just had a kid and that’s the excuse ur using to try and justify how gross you look in this picture. I’m sure if you took a regular picture without posing like a slut you look decent.
        Besides, this picture isn’t cute, or funny. And if your going to take nasty pictures like this and then get your panties in a twist because everyones talking shit, that’s YOUR fault. Stop taking gross pictures and go dry your eyes.
        And by the way, I can guarantee no one in here is jealous of the three of you.
        Have a nice day :)

      • rockstar says:

        agreed. good for a laugh though

    7. maximum minus says:

      How did whales get on the road?

      • One in the middle says:

        Whales??? HAHAHAHAHA… plz dont hide behind your computer and write nasty comments LOL.. yous all look like a bunch of cocksuckers.. HAHA.. jealous or soemthing hahahaha

      • someone can steal this name says:

        one in the middle shutup rlly ur just annoying no one wants to listen to ur crap BTW we all know ur a whale also so shutup and have a bad day and NO were not jealous
        (P.S. learn to spell)

      • LOLEPICFAILFTW says:

        CLAMIDIA AHHHHHHHHHH

      • StompAround says:

        JESUS! Does anyone believe in punctuation anymore?

    8. nagger joe says:

      i’ll take all three!! And yes I am black, why do you ask?

    9. LR says:

      I got the middle one

    10. britishgirl says:

      Amezican Whores. Definitely

    11. One in the middle says:

      Fuck the dog who put this on here obviously yous are just jealous of our beauty ahhh shame on yous haha.. Im the one in the middle, and im pretty sure this is such an old photo thats fukn hilarious.. I had a baby 4 months before this photo was taken.. LOL.. jealous little critters these days have to TRY and ruin out lives and self esteem.. well cunt whoever the maggot was that put it on here we will find out and your life will be short lived bahahahahahaha shameeeee… TOSSSERRSSS :) )))

      • hmmmm says:

        Why would you pose like this if you have a child?? would you want your child posing like this? seriously girl! and who do u know that would take this picture of you and put it on here? they obviously think alot of you! PMSL your pretty darn putrid if you ask me!!!

      • hmmmm says:

        oh and your vocabulary is pretty disgusting just like you and your friends here in the gutter mo fo skanky arse hoe!! and you think people are jealous? you have to be fucking kidding arent you??? have another look at this picture and see if you can find something that other ppl would be jealous of!! lame!!!!!

      • Whale hunter says:

        Why would anyone be jealous of a minga like you?

      • someone can steal this name says:

        lol u make me laugh….here let me give u a angus burger fatty…now shut and calm down u whale

      • Shadow of Darkness says:

        *shut up

      • Raph-kun says:

        Say what!? So you were pregnant of an elephant or a whale? Er.. You know what? I don’t really wanna know. Sex with animals is definitely not my cup of tea. Get a life…

      • Code man says:

        Facebook, or your not the girl in the middle :)

      • carl7276 says:

        Haha did you just threaten someones life on epic fail??? Bahahahaha your just as pathetic as you are ugly

    12. omghahaha says:

      blahahah aussie whores more like it!!

    13. I HATE YHETTIS says:

      YUCK!!! DIRTY FAT SLUTS!! WHERE IS THE HARPOON GUN WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    14. Your FAT says:

      Yuck!! Harpoon please!! PIGS

    15. hmmmm says:

      OMG look at that fat ugly thing on the left? ive never seen a pig with a head like that! if i seen that thing running at me in the bush id shoot the fucker!!! not even out of sheer desperation would i put my length in any of these whores to catch their filth!!!!!!! putrid fucking whores!!!

    16. Awesome-O says:

      ewwwwwww vagina

    17. liveasy says:

      damn, i’d so wanna stick my cock to the middle one’s…heck i’m sticking it now on the screen!!

    18. EpicFail-- says:

      What in the world is a “NERGO?” Is it some White idiot who has a small dick? :/ Who cannot get laid?

    19. Your FAT says:

      KELLY GEAL IS A DIRTY FAT WHORE & SO ARE THE OTHER TWO PUTRID DOGS!!!

      • Yokel says:

        Cant believe someone had no respect for their cock and got this horrid slut pregnant. Must be some REALLY desperate guys around!

    20. Raph-kun says:

      I don’t know if this is the light but… they look huge (especially the one on the left O_o)

    21. FatLover says:

      i want a threeway with the one on the left and the right

      and the one in the middle can watch us ;D

    22. Well well welll says:

      thats weird. i dont even see good looking chicks do this! and they can get away with it. Like ill admit the middle one has a pretty face. and she doesnt seem that big. but the other two are scarey!

    23. nigah say wha ?! says:

      ewwww ! fuck that ugly tramps ! eww dirty sluts ! aee kelly and shailee ! Bahahahahah !

    24. brit says:

      EEEEWWWWWWWW! who the hell would want an ugly fat white girl. EEEWWW

    25. skinny biatch says:

      hahahahahaha wat a fat ugly heiffer.. we know the fat one in the middle personally.. and must we say a picture says a thousand words and she hasnt changed one bit haha isnt ur baby like 1 now??? and u still a fat hoe hahaha… not only that but your poor little girl has had what- 4 different dads and counting? what do you do when she cries huh? you yell and smack her. when all she wants is attention. people would kill to have a beautiful little girl….but then there are some sluts like you that just care about opening their legs and getting on their backs… hmm tho i WOULD PAY to see u find a guy that would want to climb on top.

      xoxox

    26. Dyquen says:

      On my beer goggles day only the middle one would get it. Lights off or dim light

    27. paradicekidd513 says:

      i find this as a win

    28. Grow the fuck up says:

      I also know the one in the middle personally and think she needs to grow up and start acting like a mother. I know that poor little girl of her has not had a stable home environment since the day she Was born she has moved her around from one house to the next and from one guy to the next. She is a compulsive liar. She lies about everything like how her daughters father was stabbed and killed when he was actually in jail and how she is the best mother when all she does is smack and yell at her and palm her off to anyone that will have her. She also let’s her daughter stay in a house where people bash her mother. She really needs a good fuckin smack in the mouth cuz I’m sure she wouldn’t want her daughter to be posing like this in photos and putting them on the Internet so really it’s your own fault this picture ended up on here in the first place so you got noone to blame but ya self.

    29. hauwaffle says:

      look what fell out of the truck on the way back from Krispy Kreme

    30. Try Her For Hire says:

      I stick the One In The Middle.

      • U STABBED ME 1 TO MANY TIMES KELLY says:

        why, u never no wat the fuck u would catch off the dirty arse slutty fat fucking SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your one sick cunt if u wont to tap that, but in sayin that your prob kelly under a diff name to make it look like ppl wnt her! cos that is how pathetic she is!!!!!!!!

    31. U STABBED ME 1 TO MANY TIMES KELLY says:

      Well Well Well if it isnt miss Kelly slutty arse geal in the middle… She is nothin but a fat, dirty fucking slag… her and i was ment to be best friends and have known each other for years, she told me a few times that she was going to sleep with my husband, dirty arse slutty hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Wen she fell preg with her daughter she rang me crying saying i need you to come to sydney and pick me up cos my boyfriend has raped me, but wen i rang her from sydney she was callin him babe and sayin she loved him and everythin, she lied, suprise suprise, we bought her back here and then she diched us…. but she is tellin everyone that her daughters father was killed and all this shit, he was in JAIL people he was doing drugs….. she also is a theif she stole heaps of shit off me and a few other ppl that i know of…..
      also the pic above if everyone can look on her facbook if u friends wiv her on there, there is another pic of the fat cunts riding a pole, look in the background of the pic her DAUGHTER is in the back ground in her pram with NO one watching her, that on it’s own is proof she is a bad mother with out the abuse that she puts that poor lill girl through EVERY DAY, cos she wakes up at 8 am and kelly dnt wnt to get up so she gives her the bottle in her cot from the night before and MAKES her go back to sleep, she makes her sleep ALL day the poor lill thing…..
      so kelly you think you are gods gift to men and everyone loves u and wonts to be your friend but in the real world EVERYONE hates your slutty arse… oh and btw u CANT fight for shit i have seen you “fight” all you do is pull hair…
      bye hunni love ya xoxo hahahahahahah baaaaahhhhhahahahah you stupid SLUT!!!!!

    32. msladyj the DJ says:

      whoa…epic.

    33. Pedobear_not_approve says:

      Erm…people is all just to crazy these days.

    34. KellyD says:

      This is fucked up.Whoever is mentioning middle girls real name and slandering her in open forum needs to have the shit slapped out of her.This alone could cause a fucking murder suicide.Shut your fucking filthy pie hole “You Stabbed Me One Too Many Times Kelly” or someones bound to shut it for you,permanently.

    35. KellyD says:

      Biotch.

    36. planarian says:

      lol @ people getting all worked up… how many of us really know anything about them? for all we know, they could be just fooling around (on the other hand, the way they’re dressed does not exactly speak in their favour T_T)

    37. Rage says:

      Fail comments all from mostly the one family and you know i know who you are. The fat slut mum and her family who are writing this all druggys they are and i know who stole the picture from kelly to also her facebook she is in her the fat bitch is in her mid 40′s and a fail mum you know who im talking about so get the fuck off.

    38. Rage says:

      dont worry the slutty mum will get hers big time friends of middle girl knows who and which family started this a jealous ex that couldnt get her back so bashed the shit out of her whilst her slutty mum watched.

    39. LOL @ kelly geal says:

      OMG Kelly (one in the middle) is a whore… Me and two mates got drunk with her and spent the night tag teaming her. Ran out of condoms after a few goes and being drunk we stupidly decided to keep giving it to her without protection… needless to say all 3 of us now have herpes… thanks kelly you mole!

    40. LOLEPICFAILFTW says:

      IMA HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT..MY POOR EYES

    41. WOW over the top says:

      so these bitches do look like a bunch of hoes… but to openly share there names and discuss personally matters on a website such as this is by far thos idiotic thing you could ever do how would you feel if t he shoe was on the other foot you fuckers need to think things like that over before committing urself to something so ignorant as this the picture is FUNNY epic fail FO SHO but puttin people personal business out is ALSO A EPIC FAIL grow up kids become civilized and maybe people like this kelly bitch would have never been created

    42. Bob says:

      thats Bristol Palin on the left

    43. Your Mother says:

      Why do fatties always seem to think they are sexy? It’s beyond me. Put the twikies down girls. Go hit the gym.

    44. steve says:

      i’d fuck the shit out of you kelly,i love herpes

    45. jimmy says:

      i bet all the jigaboos all have boners

    46. henry.mankini says:

      Matching ugg boots, noice. Ah yes these lovely ladies look like the product of Mt Druitt or Penrith.

    47. Malzziy says:

      I DONT GIVE A FUCK ALL THREE OF THEM IS SEXY I FUCK THEM ALL!!

    48. gappydave says:

      is that a fatathon

    49. Jane says:

      Fat girls need love too!

    50. flirty says:

      badly gota fuck the slut in the middle, she looks awesome for a blow job

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