Reporter Fail

Posted on February 15th, 2011


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    1. Dan says:

      She didn’t fail, she had a stroke. Not cool to make fun of it. KARMA is a bitch!!

      • nempop says:

        She did NOT have a stroke! As she stated herself it was a “bad case of nerves” – So let’s file it under “shit happens” and thus as an exemplary FAIL.

      • ll says:

        theres no such thing as karma asshole.

      • Gemstar says:

        ^ ^ Be careful crossing the street. ^ ^

      • joekatt says:

        I love how people just make up shit to make other people feel bad for being entertained. Dan you fail at life hahahaha

      • Chuck says:

        @nempop and joekatt

        If anyone bothered to do the research, she had a complex migraine attack, the symptoms of which are very similar to a stroke.

        “Video of Branson went viral on YouTube and after wild speculation about the causes of her episode, tests conducted by Branson’s doctor confirmed that she had suffered a migraine and that the symptoms — dizziness, nausea and garbled speech – mimic a stroke. Since the broadcast, Branson has also learned that the migraines are hereditary and that her mother also suffers from them.”

      • Dan says:

        As it turns out it was a result of a migrane issue. Still takes people who are pathetic to laugh about a medical condition. How sad you must be with yourself and your life to find humor in something ike this. Pu**ies!!

    2. sidjustice says:

      wow. wtf

    3. chronix says:

      This clip doesn’t belong in epicfail.com. Hope she gets well soon.

    4. FlyerDan says:

      She didn’t have a stroke. Here’s the link:

      http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/personality/serene-branson/

      • Bud says:

        According to that link, she is most likely NOT fine.

        “According to Black, Branson’s episode was likely the result of a transient ischemic attack, essentially a “blockage in blood flow going to the brain,” or a “mini-seizure located in the language area.”

        The New York Post also spoke to doctors who viewed the tape, and they said that Branson’s garbled speech could have resulted from “aphasia, which affects the ability to articulate, and that it could have been brought on by a mini-stroke, a tumor or a circulatory issue.”

        Reading comprehension fail?

      • travass says:

        FINALLY A WIN GOOD JOB MY FRIEND

    5. Fred says:

      She had a stroke, mini stroke, or some type of seizure. May have been caused by a tumor or whatever. I’m no doctor, but I can’t rationize making fun of it. Same for most of these fat type fails. It should go without saying that if your body is not working properly you may have visible symptoms. Yet many like to laugh at that. Whatever. I prefer to laugh at the dumbasses doing stupid shit to, what appears to be, their perfectly healthy bodies with BB guns, fireants, gasoline fires, implants, steroids, etc. Maybe I’m wrong though.

      • ukchappie says:

        “Same for most of these fat type fails. It should go without saying that if your body is not working properly you may have visible symptoms.”

        Only a fat bastard would say that….

      • Fred says:

        Not very fat, but I am a bit of a bastard. Cute little bastard though! Jealous?

      • Tot says:

        She did not have a stroke!!!!

      • Fred says:

        @Tit She had a menstrual cramp, then! For fuck’s sake! What’s your diagnosis then, Dr House?

      • Chuck says:

        @Fred:

        “Video of Branson went viral on YouTube and after wild speculation about the causes of her episode, tests conducted by Branson’s doctor confirmed that she had suffered a migraine and that the symptoms — dizziness, nausea and garbled speech – mimic a stroke. Since the broadcast, Branson has also learned that the migraines are hereditary and that her mother also suffers from them.”

      • Resurrectionofufail says:

        Actually was a migraine … The type Is mainly caused by the weather as it makes you light headed and causes circulation issues which can effect your normal bodily functions of all types

    6. Its a Trap! says:

      Nerves.. I feel for her… but it was a definite fail… The radio has jumped on this as well, unfortunately, her career will always have this blight on it… cheers!

    7. Outamyhead says:

      That did look like some kind of seizure going on there, she didn’t look confused by what she said anyway, which is normally a sign of something about to happen or already did.

      Hope she got check out just to be on the safe side?

    8. Yep says:

      Cocaine win!

    9. poopr says:

      Well I perfectly understood what she wanted to say:
      “Let’s go ahead terror-tasing those students that had the pet!”
      I think that was meant as a statement against police brutality…

      • Fred says:

        Good one. I listened again and that is exactly what she said. And, obviously, it was our brains that, for whatever reason, screwed up our understanding. We all are having mass strokes/seizures!

      • poopr says:

        …or maybe it’s just because my brain is fucked up on acid. Anyway, come on, let’s all just have a really fuckin heavy burtation tonight!

      • Gemstar says:

        We had a very daris – darrison.

      • poopr says:

        Daris Darrison – I think that’s the daughter of Gareth Garrison who used to play for Tottenham Hotspur… fuckin terrible.

      • Fred says:

        Uh, no thanks. I had a very heavy terror-tasing burtation and wiped all my Prep H for those students that had the pet. Got Daris Darrison to play it up.
        We keep this up and we may have to start at new dictionation.

      • Fred says:

        And I couldn’t make fun of the situation? Guess I need to recant.

    10. Mrable says:

      damn you bruce o’mighty

    11. Christina says:

      what the fuck did she just say??

    12. Roscoe MG says:

      If you look closely at her face you can see the moment her brain breaks.

    13. Random Commenter says:

      scratchen records 2 that report seems to fit well lol

    14. Curtsan says:

      XD Left frontal lobe tumor fail.

    15. Fred says:

      What did they censor out? Looks like she may have stated some more of the obvious.

    16. Lauren says:

      She didn’t have a stroke. She just went retarded.

    17. Zimm says:

      You nasty people, how dare you make fun of this poor woman! How would you feel if this happened to you while ish yower daris, darrison der per burtation der de tum te teedily terp!!!!

    18. Danny says:

      I’ve got something she can stroke

    19. EpicFail-- says:

      Lol!! I thought that was kinda cute. Hahaha!! She seemed very nervous.

    20. Brush says:

      This should be taken down, this isnt a fail. The lady is having a stroke on national television.

    21. Chuck says:

      “Video of Branson went viral on YouTube and after wild speculation about the causes of her episode, tests conducted by Branson’s doctor confirmed that she had suffered a migraine and that the symptoms — dizziness, nausea and garbled speech – mimic a stroke. Since the broadcast, Branson has also learned that the migraines are hereditary and that her mother also suffers from them.”

    22. lolnervous says:

      She was probably just drunk.

    23. v2turbo83 says:

      THIS IS NOT A FAIL. The reporter had a specific kind of small STROKE. she did not end up getting hospitalized because she didn’t want to go. we learned about this in my medical class. our instructors were using this as an example of someone having a stroke

    24. Rebby says:

      Who cares what caused it. I don’t think she even gives a shit.


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