Showoff Fail

Posted on February 23rd, 2011


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    1. Firefly says:

      I wont say that IM FIRST! That would be so rude…

      • Amy Winehouse says:

        Let me guess, you work at a bank? …I would love to put a bullet in this fuckers head & toss his skinny carcass into a hog pen.

    2. kacko says:

      ouch, im a freak

    3. trololololo says:

      Real life Troll.

    4. Mr WTF says:

      IDIOT IT TO LATE!
      NERVER WAKE UP DUDE IT WOULD BE TO PAINFUL!

    5. Telpekeg says:

      He looks like a giant bug.

    6. Its a Trap! says:

      Too much ScFy…

    7. Zimm says:

      eeeew, kill it!

      • militaryminded85 says:

        id like to watch him work around rotating machinery and see how long it would take for his face to get absolutly ripped the fuck off, only then, at that precise momment, would i except him as a living organism.

      • Pat says:

        Learn to spell right. Then maybe people will start ACCEPTing you. :)

    8. jon says:

      why do people do this to them self’s?

      • ghfewu says:

        “I am willing to put myself through anything; temporary pain or discomfort means nothing to me as long as I can see that the experience will take me to a new level. I am interested in the unknown, and the only path to the unknown is through breaking barriers, an often-painful process.”

      • kill joy says:

        If you want to learn about the unknow try to read a book. You don’t have to do the pain thing unless you want to hurt yourself, but thats a topic for another day…

    9. Larisa says:

      poor thing. sorry for him.

    10. beh8ingu says:

      Lady Gagas long lost meth addicted Cousin Sir GayGay

    11. cfo says:

      some one kill this douche asap and take his ass out of the gene pool

    12. ArissaLynn says:

      eww this is completely repulsive. Who would make themselves look like that.

    13. beakt says:

      He put on a tie, so he would look respectable.

    14. unofokal says:

      30yrs later….. Grandpa, why does it look like a bear ate your face?

    15. fucku says:

      typical french american. i hope he swallows a jawbreaker or something funny..im hungover

    16. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      How in hell does he blow his nose? Does he just pick it out or when he blows it, is it like a explosion?

    17. Scarymun says:

      he must feel so unique and superior, I wonder what he would say as soon as he figured out everyone hates his guts

    18. FONDLE_ME_SOFT_LEE says:

      im guessing the capital V on his neck means virgin

    19. unofokal says:

      was just thinkin. wonder if u pulled his ears up to those bumps on his head, would they stay there?

    20. Ellis D says:

      i bet a gust a wind makes his face whistle

    21. dodge3800 says:

      Spongebob?!

    22. XGI says:

      WTF D’matter w/ people???? Geez Louise!!!!

    23. cunty wunty says:

      WTF are those lumps in his forehead ball bearings?? FAIL

    24. CUTE CHICK says:

      thats a WTF fail! lol he is soo uglyy…never gonna get a GF

    25. drelain says:

      body modification is expensive. has to be the bastard child of charlie sheen or some shit.

    26. linx4355 says:

      Hallo! Human fly hear! Common I stayed up all night dying my underwere.

    27. Cutie says:

      I think he looks awesome! It takes guts to do that. And that’s not as different as dyeing your hair or changing your earrings. It’s a modification like anything else.

    28. nowwhat says:

      This one is easy without a doubt without a second thought if i saw him in the woods i would shoot and keep walking,no remorse and no sorrows,shoot,shoot,and fuckin shoot again,theres just down right no fuckin excuse for this moron for any reason to be so fuckin idiotic,even a retard has more breins than this ducebag,i vote spend 50cents and just shoot the dork

      • Scarymun says:

        Seconded
        Ten Points goes to Gryffindor!

      • ghfewu says:

        breins?
        Lol apparently you’re the moron. Learn how to spell, asshole. Brains. With an ‘A’ not a fucking E. People like you have no room to judge anyone when you’re not even intelligent enough to spell brains. Fuck off. Oh, and it’s douche-bag. Yes, that is what you are. Congratulations.

    29. Fred says:

      A cry for attention?

    30. You're mom says:

      likes his shirt

    31. ghfewu says:

      Seriously? How about you all grow the fuck up. His modifications are a life choice and a serious commitment. Not to mention, are beautiful. So get over yourselves and stop basing your childish judgments on things you are too close-minded to understand.

    32. Johnboy says:

      ratard

    33. john locke says:

      Why is this fool wearing a tie?

    34. Matteo says:

      i saw this guy in London 3/4 years ago! he use to go around with a mountain bike, even good dressed!

    35. Gabrielle_The_Viking says:

      I’d fuck him.

    36. Sarah says:

      I love body modification <3

    37. Ashley says:

      paul unstoppable! love hem :D

    38. jen says:

      Do these losers actually hold jobs? The only place his resume would go is in the shredder. WTF?!?!?!

    39. HC95 says:

      how does he blow his nose?

    40. solid_snake says:

      he’s awesome …

    41. meggaroo says:

      thats nasty

    42. thedarkchocolate says:

      good luck getting a job

    43. Resurrectionofufail says:

      Poor man will never feel a womens touch… Women dont normally touch bugs … We hit them with a shoe..,.

    44. Josephina Tawhai says:

      I’m about to have a nightmare.

    45. Larus says:

      I’m oddly ok with this…


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