Freestyle Fail

Posted on February 26th, 2011


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    1. goatmilk says:

      AND AGAIN!

    2. fucku says:

      this guy should do a song with lil wayne, they are equally talented rappers.

    3. lala says:

      i’ve heard worse

      • Annah says:

        i was gna say look up Li1Rain on youtube…….but so many ppl told him to kill himself he deleted his acct…it was entertaining

    4. Your average white American pedophile says:

      wigger!

    5. OG kush says:

      I’m cocking my head back like Ed Lover, C’MON SON!!

    6. CJ says:

      I find this hilarious. hes way better than justin bieber

    7. Random Commenter says:

      Well.. at least it got better after 2:39

    8. Threepwud.com says:

      I don’t hear the difference between this and any of the other rap ‘songs’.

      • HAHAHA!!! says:

        hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahah
        so fresh!

      • Gemstar says:

        I’m sure what you listen to is much more sophisticated.

      • phillip gelinas says:

        @Gemstar its not about being safistecated its about actually singing noot talking its about real talent needed in both the vocals and the music not just a back track music should be saying something about society or something with meaning atleast the sell out pop artists have something half decent to say not just talking about getting stoned until you cant remember anything fucking the dirties and easiest sluts you can find or popping a cap in someones ass for no apparents reason besides them wearing black and blue (18 st) instead of blue and white (ms13) btw those are the 2 largest gangs in the world and have more people than the bloods and crips in LA the bloods and crips are only more well known because they get more media attention

    9. Nuckelhedd says:

      Kill it before it breeds

    10. bailey says:

      BOY!! kill youre self

    11. HolyShit says:

      Can I get this on Itunes?

    12. HAHAHA!!! says:

      tht was reply @ Random Commenter, sry treepwud

    13. TexTheMerciless says:

      Sure was alot of gerbil talk in his flow.
      Makes you wonder.

    14. really says:

      He ain’t got nuffin on
      JOE SOMEBODY!!!!

    15. me&stevie says:

      they should allow you to press the fail button multiple times during this one.

    16. Ellis D says:

      I lasted 49 seconds in and I couldn’t watch anymore.
      Seriously this is why White rappers never get any credit or respect.
      I have a fucking headache now.

    17. joekatt says:

      Worst rap ever! He must have a disability!

    18. Scarymun says:

      I think this guy should be the next Drake,they both have similiar lyrics and beats

    19. suka says:

      He is better than Eminem anyway

    20. xDman says:

      I wonder if his sister is hot?

    21. Curtsan says:

      He had flow for like 4 seconds at 1:35, then he fucked it up severely.

    22. Fuck says:

      He’s better than Soulja Boy.

    23. Chuck Norris says:

      White N’ Nerdy

    24. Yo, yo, yo yo yo This is what I'm gonna flow about today says:

      Yo, yo, yo yo yo.
      This is what I’m gonna flow about today.
      I saw this thing walkin’ down the street.
      Wait, it wasn’t walkin’ down the street.
      It was a hamster in a toaster.
      Wait, that’s weird.
      I don’t even know what I’m talkin’ about.
      It’s weird.
      I saw a toaster and a hamster yesterday.
      Wait I’m just going to say that
      it wasn’t a hamster in a toaster it was a washer.
      But now I’m just crazy I’m talkin’ crap.
      And I don’t know what I’m saying about
      anything I’m talking about.
      I know I’m wack.
      But I know I saw a flying gerbil.
      I don’t know where I saw it,
      all I know is I saw it.
      And I’m talking about a gerbil.
      It was flying crazy and it didn’t know where it was goin’.
      Then I saw it fly into a building and I was like,
      “Wow, he is silly.”
      And I was driving down the street in my car where i’m sitting right now.
      And I know you’re thinking,
      “Wow, this guy can’t rap. He can’t freestyle for a crap.”
      But I don’t even care.
      The beat’s switching up so I’m gonna take a break
      for 2 seconds until it starts back up.
      Wait it’s starting back up right now.
      And you’re thinking, “Wow, here he goes again.
      He can’t rap and he’s goin’ in. And he can’t do it and
      he’s like ‘woah woah.’ I don’t even know what he’s saying
      ‘woah woah.’”
      Well on I’m gonna go with Gibson.
      Stop it God about the world’s finest and they’re blind.
      They don’t even know what they’re sayin’.
      They’re like blind gerbils flyin’ into buildings.
      And I’m like, “Wow.”
      I don’t even know why I’m saying here now.
      But the world’s blind
      and they don’t know about God
      which is why we’re gonna show them about God
      which is what I do in my songs.
      And you may think it’s wrong, but I don’t care.
      I don’t care you might think air is wrong.
      Air ain’t wrong. It’s what you breathe.
      And I know that you really need to breathe.
      If you didn’t breathe you’d be dead.
      And if you were dead then you wouldn’t be said.
      In my rhymes like Mirzoff
      giving me the topic of a flying gerbil
      or my sister Mikayla who gave me the topic
      of toasters, hamsters, and washing machines.
      Wow, I don’t even know what I’m saying.
      And I know this doesn’t rhyme,
      but this is the time that I’m doing for the first time.
      So gimme a break. Gimme a break.
      My stomach aches and I’m in the car and it’s 10 o’clock at night
      actually it’s almost to 11 o’clock at night
      and I know this isn’t right and I need to go to bed
      and I need to go to bed and rest my head on the ground
      and the beat is fading out.
      So that’s what I’m saying now.

    25. wichterich says:

      you would think this horrible “flow” is something made up from the top of his head but it looks like hes reading those lyrics haha
      DOUBLE FAIL


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