Birthplace Fail

Posted on March 6th, 2011


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  • 17 Comments on “Birthplace Fail”

    1. GOfuckYOURmom says:

      First

    2. Sact says:

      I love you, Hearbreak Princess, every time I see the word FAIL, I first think of you, and me…

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Yea, because your going to FAIL to get me.

      • Sact says:

        I’m not trying ”to get you” honey, but you know I won’t fail to love you… If you’re so heartbreak, you would get me and break my heart, but I see you fail…
        Honey

    3. Research. says:

      So was she on the pole or giving a lap dance? I kinda want to hear the story.

      • Research. says:

        Good story lol. It actually a cop fail, they got pulled over for speeding as they were going to hospital. By the time they got back on the road, the wife went into labor. The 911 operator told them to pull into the 1st parking lot, well…. :)

    4. TexTheMerciless says:

      By far the nastiest strip club in all of TX.
      Dancers have bullet wounds and c-section scars.

    5. teh Pooba says:

      I had a c-section last year and now have a scar on my lower abdomen. Didn’t know I was in the “nastiest” category now for trying to get my son into the world safely. Have some effing sensitivity you worthless douche bag.

      • Mikefer says:

        Did you retire from stripping when you had your c-section?

      • TexTheMerciless says:

        Don’t get mad at me because no man will touch your mutilated body now.
        You should have shit that kid out the proper way and it would have stretched that vag out.

      • Sami says:

        Seriously asshole. You try to give birth.

    6. OG kush says:

      and just after the baby came sliding out to the main stage it jumped on the pole and went to work. great job baby, great job

    7. Boz says:

      That kid is gonna be the next GG Allin or a Classic Country Singer no matter this kid is gonna live a very colorful life.

    8. girl says:

      i actually know this news story, and it is a woman went into labor her husband was driving her to the hospital but they had to pull over and it was the first lit parking lot when she said it was coming. Its a funny/terrible headline but the baby was born in the car of a strip club parking lot and no she wasnt a stripper.


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