Epic Parenting Fail

Posted on March 29th, 2011


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    1. Andrew says:

      EPIC! I guess that’s what you call a shit grenade…and I wouldn’t want to be in the cleaner’s position (whoever that may be)

    2. ...heh.... says:

      oh…shit

      • militaryminded85 says:

        i just got visions of that guy stuck in the lift lol but now its a kid stuck in his room

    3. briabear says:

      ..Don’t even want to know what happened…

    4. nuts says:

      dear god !

    5. chickenwings says:

      This should be renamed to legendary parenting fail

    6. Silent says:

      Shit fight!!!

    7. juiger says:

      nasty

    8. ryanthony says:

      How is this a parenting fail?

      • ryanthony says:

        Toddlers throw tantrums, this one threw shit. It happens.

      • fimmion says:

        the fail is, that his parents prefer to take a photo instead of cleaning up their son (and avoid an illness)

      • KellyD says:

        Fimmion shut your stupid ass face.It doesn’t take long for a kiddo to crawl out of his crib and splash poop everywhere.The parent in question took a moment and grabbed an EPIC memory on film.

      • Nyuki says:

        What crib? I see a toddler bed. And for him to do all that, they should have been watching him more often. Epic parenting fail!

      • ryanthony says:

        @Nyuki, coming from someone who actually has a child and knows what it’s like to take care of a toddler, what I see is probably a parent who was busy doing much needed laundry, cleaning, etc. while their kid takes a much needed nap. Are you saying we should be in the child’s room watching them sleep for 1-2 hours? Like KellyD said, kids will do all kinds of shit (no pun intended) when you step away momentarily.

      • WERWER says:

        the fail is that there is no pudle of blood around the kids head, from the stops he should have been getting. should have popped that kids head like a fucking melon.

      • retrobm says:

        Definitely NOT a parenting fail. Every parent I know has experienced something similar like this, including myself!
        They usually do this while they are supposed to be napping or asleep, THUS why the kid is sleeping. And they parents were watching him, they obviously were checking on him while napping and saw this.
        Ask your mom, I’m sure you smeared your shit around when you were a kid, and I bet you LOVED IT :)

      • kimmers4t says:

        This is not a parenting fail. This happens when you put kids down for their nap and they make a poop. Kids at this age love poop. This is actually good because it means he/she is closer to being ready for potty training. Yes, potty training is rough and you should think of this before having kids. You WILL deal with poop. Everyone with a kid has either cleaned up a mess like this or paid someone else to do it. I think this is a parenting win because they had a sense of humor about it instead of screaming and freaking out.

      • YourMom says:

        It’s a parenting fail bcuz he shouldn’t have been left in the diaper long enough to do that! And if you don’t think it a parenting fail then you a fucking dipshit!!!!

      • Kat says:

        @yourmom the diaper is usually checked and changed AFTER they wake from a nap. When the kids is sleeping you dont go in every 5 minutes to check if they pooped then change them. That wakes them from there nap therefor leaving an upset child. This is no way is a parenting fail. Shit happens! Just wait til you turn 80 and are in diapers see how long they keep you in a dirty diaper!

      • simone says:

        Parenting fail comes from taking the picture and posting on the internet. Ofcourse, children display this type of behavior. The poop and temper tantrum is not the issue, however when you get reported because someone yells neglect; they people will understand why you don’t post pics of this nature. Just being honest. God forbid you piss off the ex-husband.

    9. nobodycares says:

      Wow, he either had a shit tantrum or someone left him alone with the poo for a little too long. x__x

    10. KellyD says:

      The rug is now a “GagShag” ughh.

    11. skysavage says:

      It is a parenting fail because no child should ever get so out of control that they resort to this type of behavior. The parents should have helped that child to control his emotions. Not to mention that his diaper should have been changed. This is child neglect.

      • SnuggyFu says:

        Sometimes, a child has to have a poopy diaper for a few minutes, until the parents can put down what they’re doing and change it.

        And some kids have fun with this kind of thing. My daughter always tries to grab at her poopy and powder and stuff when I’m changing her. He doesn’t have to have emotional problems to want to throw poop all over the place. For them, it’s like any other art. XD

      • debbie says:

        Child neglect, every parent would be accused of child neglect then, parents cant control a childs bowel movement when napping, kids will do this, no neglect, so obviously people who thinks ita a parent failure dont have children, control his emotion the emotion is a bowel movement which we have no control over, so get facts first before blaming this childs parents of neglect.

    12. XQTUX says:

      Poop-a-normal activity

    13. Scarymun says:

      That one is not the parents favorite anymore

    14. asd says:

      this kid is made of shit.

    15. huggablehobo says:

      lol omg i cant stop lasughing…

    16. EyeIsAFail says:

      That is terrble.

    17. omgwtflol says:

      I think they’re going to have to get a new carpet put in.

    18. TexTheMerciless says:

      Looks like me after a Saturday night.

    19. bob says:

      nom nom…mmm..chocolate

    20. nowwhat says:

      Its my money and i want it NOW!,ha,hahe,lol,
      MA!Its your turn to check on the babey,i got to go to work im late,man i can think of every excuse in the book plus some to get out of haveing to clean up this mess.

    21. smh says:

      ugh white people are so nasty How does that happen?

    22. ... says:

      HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!

    23. hahaha says:

      hahaha he still has shit on his ass…look closely

    24. YOU FAIL says:

      OH What the poop-machine :D

    25. Jessica says:

      I hope he doesnt suck his thumb….

    26. mandi_007 says:

      If that kid was mine the reason he would be laying there is because he would be unconscious from the whooping I gave him. That kid isn’t that much of an infant, he looks old enough to know a little better.

    27. ROxy says:

      looks like he passed out lmao this is nasty.

    28. scrumdidlyumptious says:

      It’s The TURD-Minator.

      Thats what happens when you eat curry chicken, explosive diarrhea.

      Look at the lil’ artist. I love the way the earthy tone compliments the canvas.

    29. Lous says:

      oh! sh**T!!! no more milk with vodka…

    30. ME Queens says:

      HE’s POOPED out!

    31. Rumpa says:

      omg poor kid…
      This is NOT okay and i agree its a parenting fail!

    32. Sumthin says:

      I’d give him an ass beating he would never forget then i would call CPS on myself

    33. Kat says:

      this is not a parenting fail! Kids can do this in a few minutes of leaving them alone to take a nap. Not to mention kids poop in diapers and it sometimes smears all over the bed all over them. Just because they stopped for a second to take a picture does not make this a parenting fail! This is life!

    34. Woody Verman says:

      Daddy – “What did i tell you about playing with your food son?! You better pick that up and eat it” . bwuahahaha

    35. Butthole says:

      I think he is saying that I am a big kid now!

    36. CuT says:

      thats not normal, i notice only certain ethnicities think this is normal or cute. That kid probably never gets disciplined and throws tantrums, or in this case throws “shit”

      • YadaYada says:

        I agree with you CuT…if this was any other ethnicity they would been called every nasty ass name in the book. If CPS seen this shyt those parents would be catching a damn case! This is downright bad parenting!

      • CuT says:

        I couldn’t agree with you anymore.

      • simone says:

        I agree! if this child was of darker skin, I can imagine the racial insults and the threats about reporting to social services. It’s amazing how stupidity spreads like the plague.

    37. WTF WHORE says:

      WIN!!!! to the pasted out kid :)

    38. >O> says:

      OH MY JESUS

    39. WtShizz says:

      Shouldn’t have drank that much…

    40. jen says:

      I have 4 kids and this has never happened to me. My kids have fallen asleep with a poopy diaper but I change it while they sleep. Who wants to sleep with a poopy diaper?? And they could get a rash. Parent FAIL!

    41. tam says:

      wooow some of u r really fuckinstupid…this is not a PARENT FAIL…it takes 2 seconds for a kid to explore this..i have 5 kids n ive experienced it myself n my mom told me somethings she had experienced with me…yall some idiots

      • simone says:

        quote”n my mom TOLD me somethings she had experienced with me”, key word TOLD and shared the memory verbally. Glad your mom is smart enough not to take a picture. When are people going to realize it’s about the kind of pic on the internet NOT THE FACT THE KID POOPY.

    42. ugh says:

      if a kid is shitting so much he can paint his effing walls with it, i think its time to potty train….just saying….

    43. ugh says:

      so that is a parent fail…..duh

    44. Zeke says:

      Well, this guy has an excuse – he’s a kid. I’ve been to some public restrooms in which adults did the same thing.

    45. Zeke says:

      LOL! And if you look close: between the kid and the bottom right side of the picture, you can see where he sat his dirty arse down and did a “dog-wipe” on the floor. It’s the mouth part of the poo smiley face there…

    46. Juliet says:

      i wouldnt be taking pics LOL i would be running a bath!!!!

    47. kukunku says:

      drinked

    48. todcon says:

      Really some of the comments are pretty stupid….this by no means makes anyone a bad parent…people are so uptight and ready to point an unnecessary finger…enjoy life and moments and get a laugh or two when possible. This was definitely one of those moments….too funny…gross but funny.

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