Drunk Fail

Posted on March 30th, 2011


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    1. yowza says:

      F I R S T ! ! ! !

    2. Random Commenter says:

      Not sure if that’s entirely drink… home schooling possibly lol

    3. majorfail says:

      Wow how much did this tub of lard have to drink to get that drunk?

    4. K Mart says:

      by the looks of this moron….she couldnt say the alphabet SOBER

    5. Dante says:

      Hahaha, I wonder what those people in the red van did.

    6. Early Tyler says:

      Ohhhh…. She makes me hot. Get her drunk a little more and shes mine.

    7. Synergy says:

      WX2LZ Yeah.. Clearly sober…

    8. Diligent says:

      I’d say waste or taxpayer resources fail. It’s pretty clear that she’s fucked up, so why spend so much time with your thumb up your ass playing alphabet and counting games for your own amusement. Get back to work.

      • Dante says:

        Obviously it’s for fuckin legal reasons. Ur not so diligent after all.

      • Diligent says:

        Bull. At 2:07 he looks over and smirks at the camera. It’s just for his own amusement at that point, considering the camera already witnessed her making a mess of the alphabet.

      • Dog Star says:

        LOL Bet this has happened to you before huh Diligent? No wonder you’re so pissed. Still damn funny. Dante is right though…but why not have a little fun on the job while recording evidence? Better than dealing with a crabby ass cop in my opinion. LOL

    9. Brylock says:

      Here in Australia, you blow into a tube connected to a machine that determines how drunk you are, it’s called a Breathalizer and is very effective and takes only 30 seconds for the copper to know how drunk you are. I thought Amercians knew about this machine???

      • militaryminded85 says:

        well here in england we drown you, and if you float, that means you was a witch.

      • Brian says:

        Americans *have* Breathalizers, just that not every station has them.

      • KellyD says:

        NO!Stupid dumb ass.They do this little road test to determine whether the drunk in question needs to go on to the next step,breathalyzer.Even I know you idiots do that and I’m Canadian.Fucking retards.Like Australia we use the breathalyzer on the spot,we don’t do ABC’s or play counting games.

      • blehh says:

        haha, since when is canada relevant?

      • KellyD says:

        Talk to me when you run out of resources fucker.

      • Ali says:

        Sounds like Kelly has a bit of an anger issue @_@ take a laxative or something.

      • 2blowblow says:

        Sounds aboot right…plus our constitution gives certain rights and they can refuse the breathalizer, the field sobriety test is another way of gathering the evidence needed to charge. Most people that are intoxicated think they will somehow pass this part, they KNOW they can’t fool a breathalizer. By the by, eh, how’s aboot you stay out of our country, eh? Noone wants your waffles, maple syrup, mediocre hookers, dickish frenchies, or shitty cigarettes. We have the resources we need and we trade with other countries for what we don’t have. SUCK IT!

    10. molance says:

      should have asked this cow to jump over the moon.

    11. Joe says:

      go to D. then W. then I. whats that spell?

    12. Sperm drinkers? says:

      Hi Mum!

    13. jim says:

      right on kellyd, however, I got to see one of the roadside ones as well as the one in the cop shop :( (

    14. Geri says:

      You know she smells down there.

    15. wg says:

      umm alcohol doesn’t do that to you. she seems to be having some kind of acute neurolgical episode. minor aneurism or stroke.

    16. Ric says:

      She gets a fail but the cop gets a fail too for administering a sobriety test in the middle of the road.


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