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By jason in People Fail on March 30, 2011
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32 Comments : trollzone

  1. yowza posted on March 30, 2011 at 7:07 am

    F I R S T ! ! ! !

    Reply
  2. yowza posted on March 30, 2011 at 7:10 am

    yes

    Reply
  3. Random Commenter posted on March 30, 2011 at 9:32 am

    Not sure if that’s entirely drink… home schooling possibly lol

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    • Courtney posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:30 am

      Yeah. Homeschooling probably :)

  4. majorfail posted on March 30, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Wow how much did this tub of lard have to drink to get that drunk?

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  5. K Mart posted on March 30, 2011 at 11:36 am

    by the looks of this moron….she couldnt say the alphabet SOBER

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  6. Dante posted on March 30, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    Hahaha, I wonder what those people in the red van did.

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  7. Early Tyler posted on March 30, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Ohhhh…. She makes me hot. Get her drunk a little more and shes mine.

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    • Scarymun posted on March 30, 2011 at 11:18 pm

      Now counting backwards from 69 how many bottles will that take?

    • militaryminded85 posted on March 31, 2011 at 2:18 am

      AZ3?

  8. Synergy posted on March 30, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    WX2LZ Yeah.. Clearly sober…

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  9. asd posted on March 30, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    First!

    Reply
  10. Diligent posted on March 30, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    I’d say waste or taxpayer resources fail. It’s pretty clear that she’s fucked up, so why spend so much time with your thumb up your ass playing alphabet and counting games for your own amusement. Get back to work.

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    • Dante posted on March 31, 2011 at 12:54 am

      Obviously it’s for fuckin legal reasons. Ur not so diligent after all.

    • Diligent posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:36 pm

      Bull. At 2:07 he looks over and smirks at the camera. It’s just for his own amusement at that point, considering the camera already witnessed her making a mess of the alphabet.

    • Dog Star posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:29 pm

      LOL Bet this has happened to you before huh Diligent? No wonder you’re so pissed. Still damn funny. Dante is right though…but why not have a little fun on the job while recording evidence? Better than dealing with a crabby ass cop in my opinion. LOL

  11. Brylock posted on March 31, 2011 at 2:11 am

    Here in Australia, you blow into a tube connected to a machine that determines how drunk you are, it’s called a Breathalizer and is very effective and takes only 30 seconds for the copper to know how drunk you are. I thought Amercians knew about this machine???

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    • militaryminded85 posted on March 31, 2011 at 2:23 am

      well here in england we drown you, and if you float, that means you was a witch.

    • Brian posted on March 31, 2011 at 11:29 am

      Americans *have* Breathalizers, just that not every station has them.

    • KellyD posted on March 31, 2011 at 2:53 pm

      NO!Stupid dumb ass.They do this little road test to determine whether the drunk in question needs to go on to the next step,breathalyzer.Even I know you idiots do that and I’m Canadian.Fucking retards.Like Australia we use the breathalyzer on the spot,we don’t do ABC’s or play counting games.

    • blehh posted on March 31, 2011 at 4:05 pm

      haha, since when is canada relevant?

    • KellyD posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:29 pm

      Talk to me when you run out of resources fucker.

    • Ali posted on February 14, 2012 at 5:50 am

      Sounds like Kelly has a bit of an anger issue @_@ take a laxative or something.

    • 2blowblow posted on February 19, 2012 at 5:00 pm

      Sounds aboot right…plus our constitution gives certain rights and they can refuse the breathalizer, the field sobriety test is another way of gathering the evidence needed to charge. Most people that are intoxicated think they will somehow pass this part, they KNOW they can’t fool a breathalizer. By the by, eh, how’s aboot you stay out of our country, eh? Noone wants your waffles, maple syrup, mediocre hookers, dickish frenchies, or shitty cigarettes. We have the resources we need and we trade with other countries for what we don’t have. SUCK IT!

  12. molance posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:07 am

    should have asked this cow to jump over the moon.

    Reply
  13. Joe posted on March 31, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    go to D. then W. then I. whats that spell?

    Reply
  14. Sperm drinkers? posted on April 2, 2011 at 2:26 am

    Hi Mum!

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  15. jim posted on April 2, 2011 at 11:35 am

    right on kellyd, however, I got to see one of the roadside ones as well as the one in the cop shop :( (

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  16. Geri posted on April 2, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    You know she smells down there.

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  17. wg posted on April 16, 2011 at 3:26 am

    umm alcohol doesn’t do that to you. she seems to be having some kind of acute neurolgical episode. minor aneurism or stroke.

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  18. Ric posted on July 25, 2011 at 8:55 am

    She gets a fail but the cop gets a fail too for administering a sobriety test in the middle of the road.

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    • spr808 posted on September 3, 2011 at 10:25 pm

      They’re not in the middle of the road, dumb-ass.

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