FIRST and FAIL!
YOU ARE SECOND
the secret to winning the long-jump has been revealed!
that was pretty awesome.
Kinda’ wished he could’ve made it to the horizon line…
kite WIN! its says “B!tch, Im gonna Fly you!”
OH MY GOD
This is a Tornado !!
In Soviet Russia kite fly you
That looks kinda fun
yeah would totally do that
but won’t since I fear I’ll wine up here
Having fun flying a few feet takes all the pain of your neck breaking and your rib cages destroyed!
Wins for all – You for the flying, and the funeral people for taking your body.
kite is flying a wimp.
totally gonna try this but gonna get drunk first!
Superman Recruitment Center:
Lesson #72 – Flying
Result: Lolwut, it was a fail you blind imbisile
Pass: Hell no
the british accent ruins thing