Way to go asshole, you just gave the shark diarrhea! And probaly Hepatitis C. And… ummm, I guessing some as-yet-to-be diagnosed strain of herpes. Look, just stop touching shit and sit down.
Will make a cool scar.
He doesn’t have to tell anyone the dumbass way he got it.
Just that he was bitten by a shark.
I wouldn’t mind a nice shark scar myself.
maybe a tornado ! and i mean a mom-i-shut-the-door-and-lock-it-mom-its-hailing-golfballs-ok-mom-im-staying-in-oh-my-gooooood-its-ripping-stuff-appart-oh-my-god-its-coming-hard-its-coming-down-hard-if-you-could-see-that-OH-MY-GOD!!!!-TORNADO!!!!TORNADO!!!! – kind of tornado.
dont get close to his mouth??? u dumb shit ur suposed to hold them close as to ther mouth like an inch away. do u know y???SO THAT DOSENT HAPPEN fucking hell im 14 and know more then u but it probbly dosent help that ur a yank…btw i dnt hate all yanks but comon we would b better with out u
lol wtf is wrong with him.
Safety First
beer first, then safety
Safety firthst ppl…Safety firsthst.
that’s just funny right thar.
should have been his neck
d´oh
drugs is bad, mkay.
alcohol is bad, mkay.
babysharks are bad, mkay.
he deserved it
Damn!! that’s gonna be really hard to stitch.
Stupid shark should have gone for his crotch, help humanity.
Way to go asshole, you just gave the shark diarrhea! And probaly Hepatitis C. And… ummm, I guessing some as-yet-to-be diagnosed strain of herpes. Look, just stop touching shit and sit down.
LOL! I love it!
Drinking Beer and Show-off ” PRICELESS “
Will make a cool scar.
He doesn’t have to tell anyone the dumbass way he got it.
Just that he was bitten by a shark.
I wouldn’t mind a nice shark scar myself.
Good work Sharky, hope they let you out and you gonna kill a lot of people.
baby..ouch!
baby..ouch!
baby..ouch!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Wow! if if beig bitten by a shark doesnt make you throw your beer i don know what will
i think it s a tornado !
IT`S A TOOOOOOORNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
maybe a tornado ! and i mean a mom-i-shut-the-door-and-lock-it-mom-its-hailing-golfballs-ok-mom-im-staying-in-oh-my-gooooood-its-ripping-stuff-appart-oh-my-god-its-coming-hard-its-coming-down-hard-if-you-could-see-that-OH-MY-GOD!!!!-TORNADO!!!!TORNADO!!!! – kind of tornado.
Im going to lmao when they catch that shark in the future and test its blood only to see it tested positive for seven STD’s
it should have bit him on his pee-pee.
someone have to sign that “don’t touch this”
dont get close to his mouth??? u dumb shit ur suposed to hold them close as to ther mouth like an inch away. do u know y???SO THAT DOSENT HAPPEN fucking hell im 14 and know more then u but it probbly dosent help that ur a yank…btw i dnt hate all yanks but comon we would b better with out u
“SAVED MY BEER!”