Epic Statue Fail

Posted on April 15th, 2011


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    1. drake says:

      i dont see the problem…everybody know that back in the greek days of old that wrestling was done naked…and this was a legal move (as well as painful) but has been done away with in recent years due to its gayness.

    2. Telpekeg says:

      Helenism?

    3. megalover says:

      the ancient greeks were wise
      they create the standing pose of 69 loool xD

    4. Bubbles says:

      Typical gayreek culture. All they were about was anus. Did you guys know back in ancient greece, cheating women were punished by first having their pubic hairs burned and then having a raddish stuck up their butts…literally because society were so sure the intercourse involved anal.

    5. Bubbles says:

      And here is how greeks justified their homosexual intercourse: “Homosexual intercourse is more virtuous than hetero intercourse because it involves sex between 2 men so it’s all about equality.” The fuck, right? I know.

    6. majorfail says:

      Looks like any Saturday night at my house!

    7. crazy2 says:

      THERE IS THIS PERSON ( ” BOY OR GIRL”)??????????? ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE/SHE NAME OF ” KYLE ” A FAN OF JON STWARD SHOW……. KYLE LOVE TO MASTURBATE EVER TIME HE/SHE WATCH JON STWARD ON TV……….

    8. pierre manslapper says:

      The Polish Heimlich Maneuver

    9. LR says:

      The Greek finishing hold known simply as the Coxendix Piledriver!

    10. Dr.doctor says:

      OMG! he grabbed santas weiner! DDDD:!

    11. jcjunk says:

      i knew it primitive americans were into porn

      • pierre manslapper says:

        Better then the Japanimation toons you stroke your vagina to.

        Now if you don’t mind, we’re busy having the worlds highest GDP.

    12. Cutie says:

      I saw this in the movie Death at a Funeral. (dont wanna say what happens cuz its funny as hell)

    13. Fred says:

      Wonder who buys shit like this?
      Oh, yeah! Fags.

    14. mikael says:

      what the fuck is going on here? he is falling and just happen to grab a dick on his way down?

    15. jay bextor says:

      I think is art!!! also be gay it’s an art!!! Gay people make art greek made art!!

      • Fred says:

        Ugh! Jane make art! Jane make red stains on Tarzan’s swingin’ vine and Cheetah’s face! Jane artist is!

    16. Knight says:

      Meh its art, maybe modern culture judge it gay (and no way in hell id have this gayness in my place).

      YET

      Back in the times, possibly when this was made, this was considered fine, expensive art.

    17. Bartolo says:

      This statue does exist. The original can be seen in the Palazzo Vecchio, in Florence, in the huge room with mural
      paintings where the Medicis used to live befor moving to
      the bigger Palazzo Pitti.

    18. Gabbriel says:

      Hey bloody haters this is an italian sculpture, check the damn tag on the statue fucking flamers.

    19. sparkey says:

      may be it won the PULL-IT-SURPRIZE AWARD !!

    20. IcYH0tD0G says:

      Leonitis:”THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!”
      Espatha: “Really feels like a penis to me.”
      Leonitis:”…And a grand one at that, my friend!”
      Narrator:”And thus Sparta was form and fornicated as the gayest country to ever defeat the slightly gayer yet sexier Persians.

    21. Piadora says:

      Back in the Roman and Greek times this is how guys used to fight. I mean if I were a guy and I was losing a fight the first thing I’d do is grab the guys penis. It’s not a fail, it’s just what they did.

      • Lymbe says:

        If I were a girl I’d grab my tits everyday in front of a mirror and lick them.
        But you know what they say, men-mars-women-venus.

    22. Dee S. says:

      Umm, Greeks are not gay you fucking losers, and this statue is most likely Roman. Dumb ass Americans don’t know shit.


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