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  1. hahaha when i saw this i was like that turtle is gonna bite that motherfuckin cat! hahahaha u can guess how happy i was when it actually happened hahahaha too funny and that lil turtle was on a mission

    1. Very observant. Not sure many know the difference between tortoise and turtle though ๐Ÿ™

    2. well, no. In fact tortoises are one family of the order of turtles. Thus you can call them both turtles and tortoises. On the other hand you also wouldn’t refer to a wild boar as a pig so your point might be kinda valid…

  2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Heroes in a half shell
    Turtle power.

    There the world’s most fearsome fighting team,
    (we’re really hip)
    they’re heroes in a half shell and they’re green.
    (hey get a grip)
    When the evil Shredder attacks,
    Those turtle boys don’t cut ’em no slack.

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Splinter taught them to be ninja team,
    (he’s a radical rat)
    Leonardo lead’s, Donatello does machines.
    (that’s a fact jack)
    Rapheal is cool but crude,
    Rapheal: (give me a break)
    Michaelangelo is a party dude.
    Michaelangelo: (party)

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
    Heroes in a half shell
    Turtle power.

    1. I’ve just been raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

      Though ironically, he wasn’t wearing a mask so I don’t know which one it was.

    1. What are you a fucking park ranger?
      Nobody gives a shit if it’s a turtle or not.
      Watch the video and laugh. Save your observations for class.

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