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Hey, go easy on the guy…this is the first time a French soldier has ever fired a gun.
Yes, you’re right, they use to torture when they got the chance. Ask the people from Argelia
the soldier is not french, it’s a legionnaire stupid asshole. learn in your history book who fight for free your american ass against the britt and who wrote 80 % of “your” constitution.
pretty sure amaericans wrote the constution. the only thing the friench did for are freedom was show up at the end of the war after we had already won, So they could take credit for helping use.
still the french guy is making a point: That’s not a French soldier. He’s a soldier of the French Foreign Legion.
French Foreign Legion I thank you for this lol and these french fries.
It’s Algeria, and the French actually played a pretty important part in the War of Independence. Pingpong, what you are remembering is The Patriot.
to USA=NEW EUROPE
Maybe your ‘legionnaire’ should come and train with the ‘Americans’ because first of all, we would surely whip him up into physical condition that is necessary to be part of any type of military branch(because your ‘legionnaire’ looks like a little pussy shit)…second he doesnt know to shoot in the first place and in ‘America’…we go by the snipers code ‘one shot, one kill’…you think you know everything by reading one history book…Europeans, they are fuckin idiots…
@USA = NEW EUROPE Learn your history, you stupid fuck! American founding documents were inspired, in part, by some French political philosophers, but not a word was written by a Frenchman. Additionally, when the French finally had a chance at experiencing their own glorious revolution **inspired by the American one** they totally FUCKED IT UP!
american are all europeen you stupid bitche ! only native american indien are real american… swallow it. if your not black or asian and live in america, you come from europe…
chek history book… only K1i1 did his homework
I’ve seen more fail videos of American soldiers than French soldiers. I won’t talk about things i don’t know regarding American history, but i do know the history of my country and some peoples here are saying bullshits about. And that’s pretty funny to see how much they pretend to be historians =P Oh and @Dan French training to enter the army is really hard, don’t talk about something you don’t know. Here is a legionnaire it’s kinda different
Damn USA=New Europe…What’s wrong with you? Please don’t pretend to know everything about American history. I doubt you would like us to lecture you on your national history when we are not educated in your native country. The American Constitution had multiple influences…not just from the Brits. What about the French ideas of balance of forces or the ideas of democracy and political confedaracy with the American Indians of New York? You know as much about our national history as we do about yours…and if you still deny the demonym for the people of the United States of America…then look it up sir. Have a good day.
im pretty sure my ancestory is irish and scott usa
oh don’t worry americans don’t have a fucking clue about history. They still think that George Washington never told a lie and they believe in Santa Claus until they are thirty. If it wasn’t for the French AND the spaniards they would still be a british colony. They don’t teach them that it was the French who actually defeated the Brist at the battle of Yorktown and that Cornwallace sent his second in command to surrender to the French Coomander and that commander sent Washington to accept the surrender instead, after the surrender the brits and french had coffee and champagne and the americans sat on the side and watched surprised at how they behaved….. they don’t understand to this day that the US was simply a pawn in the global battlefield between the french and the brits, nothing more.
why can’t us Americans and Europe countries just get along?
Am i the only one that is looking foward to the future instead of looking at what our ancestors did. Do we have to argue on something like this on EpicFail???? Just enjoy the freaking damn video!
Americans laughing at accident with french army soldier in the comments actually give this page some funny part. Thanks guys. Your comments has rescued this weak joke.
whats that gun
It’s a FAMAS (French army weapon)
*sigh*…. frenchs… nice shot Jean Luc !
He’s actually the toughest most bad-ass French soldier alive.
the soldier is not french, it’s a legionnaire stupid asshole. learn in your history book who fight for free your american ass against the britt and who wrote 80 % of “your” constitution.
american don’t speak french cause that was better to speak the language of the ennemy… english…
seriously ! my english is shit but your history level suck !
i know american came to save the french ass against the nazi but just chek who save you ass first lady’s
so long bitche’s
you know, have to give it to you…Maybe your ‘legionnaire’ should come and train with the ‘Americans’ because first of all, we would surely whip him up into physical condition that is necessary to be part of any type of military branch(because your ‘legionnaire’ looks like a little pussy shit)…second he doesnt know to shoot in the first place and in ‘America’…we go by the snipers code ‘one shot, one kill’…you think you know everything by reading one history book…Europeans, they are fuckin idiots…
Dan your shitty us army is a joke.
I’ve seen for example your almighty rangers being trained by East european forces.
that soldier seems like a rookie and NO American soldier can dream of being as good as a legionaire.
Read about the foreign legion and see what they do.
how i know is not french ? you can here someone speaking in russian/ukrainian. the one holding the cam…
so long bitche’s
learn english first jean luc then wipe your tears you are crying
Lmao, that is CLEAR french.
@ USA=New Europe +1 !!! Yeah Famas is better and powerfull than your american weapon haha !!! its is first shoot!
I dunno…Not too familiar with the Famas but if I am correct doesn’t it use the same 5.56mm round that the M16A2 uses? Just cannot see it being more powerful when it uses the same ammunition.
Lmfao @the french fags thinking there all that..
Never fight a war alone! Fight poor countries kill the civilians and still think there powerfull!!
lol they fail at two wars and they fail in paintball gun xD
french ppl=Fail
Because It`s a nation of PUSSIES
as i always say about the french…*french accent* they are to busy making the love to tha women to fight
exactly we fucked the woman while american guy fuck gun…
hey european, i bet you havent even gotten laid BY a women…your bragging about how your SOLDIERS fucked the women, not you…go fuckin jack off to AMERICAN porn, little faggot
i jack off on american soldier who died in afghanistan…. so funny
Impressive New Europe that you have to sink to such low levels to try and attempt to win an argument you lost a long time ago.
@ NEW EUROPE,
I can understand an angry response to a fellow commentor…but to make such a brazen retort with not so much as a brain cell of effort, dishonoring the memory of the dead, is pathetic.
Normally they merely drop the weapon without firing it first.
This is why the french surrendered to the Germans.
Wow, I thought the frenchy military only knew “surrender” and “retreat”.
Olalalalaalal FROGGIES FROGGIES Eh Eh …ah ah so much fun, perhaps that’s why they’re so Arrogant ? cause they’re useless mostly everywhere ..lol ( just in case i don’t hate you frenchies ) :p
who made the gun?becausthats where the fail ies,the friggin gun blew in his face
he’s not french. ever heard about the french foreign legion?
As a matter of fact those are foreign legionnaires.
he’s not french. ever heard about the french foreign legion?
notice that you said FRENCH foreign legion. just because the guy might not be french his traning any military skill come from the french making this a french fail.
Maybe but he’s not a French soldier whatsoever.
You know, there’s a reason why it’s called FOREIGN legion.
PS: What makes you think he was trained by the French? Most officers of the foreign legion are – guess what – foreigners!
something is wrong with this site,this page keeps jittering up and down and its screwed up,anyone else haveing that problem on this site only?
Looks like the buttmuncher virus. You’re screwed, dude!
stop looking at gay porn and you clean your computer and all will be well. your gayness gave your computer ADIS
last time france won a war?…. oh i am sorry you never win a war alone!!! HAHAHA
Quit bagging on the French already.
Americans and the British are better in all aspects than the French. All the French can do is surrender. This is coming from someone who is one-fourth French and is absolutely ashamed of it. I usually don’t tell people.
come to the south of france bitch and you’ll do like all american cheated by your women cause they want real men and destroy cause you fight like sissy
You’re a god damn moron. No women I know want to go out with a frog. Get real. Learn proper English while you’re at it, too.
you just suck french frog your country is just a piece of shit ,you lose every war only reason germany didnt destroy froggieland am… france is because we and england helped you fucking frog now, get lost in your fucked up french country.
ok, so just take a look at our war history, take a look at yours and put a diaper on, cause you gonna shit on your pants
last time america won a war ? yes 1945 !!!
since…
mmm….
vietnam = U LOSE
korea = U LOSE
IRAQ = 2 TIMES u LOSE
AFGHAN = OOPPSSSS LOSE AGAIN !!!
ETHIOPIA = OOOOOOO LOSE AGAIN
If it weren’t for us, you frog, you wouldn’t even be able to write that message. Go surrender more. Fucking French are pathetic.
last time france won a war?…. oh i am sorry you never win a war alone!!! HAHAHA
fag
He’s not French. The French soldiers have a different outfit… That’s a title fail
Skirts?
Why isn’t there an “american self-made fail” notice before every redneck fail ? Racism ? You decide.
non mais lol le gars qui sort que les Légionnaires sont des tafioles haha il m’a tué sur le coup là
it was a weapons malfunction….. maybe it wasnt assenmbled properly……….. french or not its not fun getting blasted in the face by gas or fragments from a weapon
c’est typique des americans. on leur a sauvé leur cul face au anglais ( tous comme eux ont sauvé le notre face au nazi, c clair). l’esprit des lumiere c leur constitution. nous ca été plus long car il y avait un roi a viré, eux y’avait rien que deds indien qu’ils ont massacré…
Write it in english if you have balls. Stop writing in that shitty lenguage.
i cant’ wrote in english, the dumbest language ever ! even the most stupid nation in the world speak it….
ALORS VA TE FAIRE ENCULER GROS PORC AMERICAIN
Not like you wouldn’t get pissy about us typing English on a French site. As far as I am aware…the inclusive nature of the English language has made it having the most words of any language highly probable. Not too bad for “…dumbest language ever ! even the most stupid nation in world speak it…” I love English…I thank the Brits for this wonderful language we have now as our own dialect.
It’s not a weapon malfunction. He is firing a grenade with the famas (Le Clairon > tellement plus beau). Maybe it is the first time for him…
@ Dan : You don’t know what your are talking about. You make me laugh with your sniper code…You go with the sniper code too with a grenade ?
Par contre, USA = New E, comment vois-tu qu’il s’agit d’un légionnaire ?
You guys should calm down.
Shit happens…is France and in US.
USA is a cool country
France was a cool one also (yeah was, now muslims are eating us down, politics are cowards now)
Probably France will need US again against the muslims in a few…
We should keep in a good relationship, we both have to win of such a relationship
THIS is the reason french tanks have 1 forward gear and 5 reverse gears
One french failed so 65 millions of french failed?
It’s like : Hitler was a nazi, every German are nazis, or Bush is a dumbass, every american is a dumbass? don’t make generalities fuck fucking fuckers
get a life/brain dudes, wherever you’re from…
Thanks.
This is a Famas with FLG (fusil lance grenade = grenade launcher) And yes, this is a french guy the camera man (probably Trainer Sergent) “says shoot at the grass and medium coverage” and “OK. but” because he has fail
ok
It’s a powerfull weapon with a lot of kick.
Stop your racist comment. our soldier are trained, we have professional army.
Wow… so many dumb fucking Americans… so little missiles
He’s not French. The French soldiers have a different outfit… That’s a title fail
I guess he’s not even French.
Half of Nothern Africa speaks French. Even I do, mais je ne suis pas français ou africains.
@Jack, I’m French and I will say, it’s the French army for 3 reasons:
the language
Dress
weapons
Happy New Year!
Such french bashing for a simply funny video
you are speaking like France was your enemy despite close history, value, religion etc..
What a shitty world
I just wandered around here, and though I light be able to add to the trolling act x-]…
So here’s what US marines say about la Légion Etrangère :
tough guys.
And another point : France has nukes, and the planes, missiles and submarines to deliver them. Given this, a 100 thousand troopers is enough to be safe.
And there’s another thing : you can’t compare calling people names in french and in english. Don’t even try to translate from the first to the second, simply put, it’s pointless.