French Soldier Fail

Posted on April 19th, 2011


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    1. Telpekeg says:

      Reversed headshot!

    2. cfeld says:

      Hey, go easy on the guy…this is the first time a French soldier has ever fired a gun.

      • turcc says:

        Yes, you’re right, they use to torture when they got the chance. Ask the people from Argelia

      • USA = NEW EUROPE says:

        the soldier is not french, it’s a legionnaire stupid asshole. learn in your history book who fight for free your american ass against the britt and who wrote 80 % of “your” constitution.

      • pingpong says:

        pretty sure amaericans wrote the constution. the only thing the friench did for are freedom was show up at the end of the war after we had already won, So they could take credit for helping use.

      • poopr says:

        still the french guy is making a point: That’s not a French soldier. He’s a soldier of the French Foreign Legion.

      • Scarymun says:

        French Foreign Legion I thank you for this lol and these french fries.

      • K1i1 says:

        It’s Algeria, and the French actually played a pretty important part in the War of Independence. Pingpong, what you are remembering is The Patriot.

      • Dan says:

        to USA=NEW EUROPE

        Maybe your ‘legionnaire’ should come and train with the ‘Americans’ because first of all, we would surely whip him up into physical condition that is necessary to be part of any type of military branch(because your ‘legionnaire’ looks like a little pussy shit)…second he doesnt know to shoot in the first place and in ‘America’…we go by the snipers code ‘one shot, one kill’…you think you know everything by reading one history book…Europeans, they are fuckin idiots…

      • whatamess says:

        @USA = NEW EUROPE Learn your history, you stupid fuck! American founding documents were inspired, in part, by some French political philosophers, but not a word was written by a Frenchman. Additionally, when the French finally had a chance at experiencing their own glorious revolution **inspired by the American one** they totally FUCKED IT UP!

      • USA = NEW EUROPE says:

        american are all europeen you stupid bitche ! only native american indien are real american… swallow it. if your not black or asian and live in america, you come from europe…

        chek history book… only K1i1 did his homework

      • Blushad says:

        I’ve seen more fail videos of American soldiers than French soldiers. I won’t talk about things i don’t know regarding American history, but i do know the history of my country and some peoples here are saying bullshits about. And that’s pretty funny to see how much they pretend to be historians =P Oh and @Dan French training to enter the army is really hard, don’t talk about something you don’t know. Here is a legionnaire it’s kinda different ;)

      • Dog Star says:

        Damn USA=New Europe…What’s wrong with you? Please don’t pretend to know everything about American history. I doubt you would like us to lecture you on your national history when we are not educated in your native country. The American Constitution had multiple influences…not just from the Brits. What about the French ideas of balance of forces or the ideas of democracy and political confedaracy with the American Indians of New York? You know as much about our national history as we do about yours…and if you still deny the demonym for the people of the United States of America…then look it up sir. Have a good day.

      • FONDLE_ME_SOFT_LEE says:

        im pretty sure my ancestory is irish and scott usa

      • amadeo122 says:

        oh don’t worry americans don’t have a fucking clue about history. They still think that George Washington never told a lie and they believe in Santa Claus until they are thirty. If it wasn’t for the French AND the spaniards they would still be a british colony. They don’t teach them that it was the French who actually defeated the Brist at the battle of Yorktown and that Cornwallace sent his second in command to surrender to the French Coomander and that commander sent Washington to accept the surrender instead, after the surrender the brits and french had coffee and champagne and the americans sat on the side and watched surprised at how they behaved….. they don’t understand to this day that the US was simply a pawn in the global battlefield between the french and the brits, nothing more.

      • YouGotToBeKiddingMe says:

        why can’t us Americans and Europe countries just get along?
        Am i the only one that is looking foward to the future instead of looking at what our ancestors did. Do we have to argue on something like this on EpicFail???? Just enjoy the freaking damn video!

      • whoever says:

        Americans laughing at accident with french army soldier in the comments actually give this page some funny part. Thanks guys. Your comments has rescued this weak joke.

    3. Leave a comment says:

      whats that gun

    4. Haggen says:

      *sigh*…. frenchs… nice shot Jean Luc !

    5. dimplick says:

      He’s actually the toughest most bad-ass French soldier alive.

    6. USA = NEW EUROPE says:

      the soldier is not french, it’s a legionnaire stupid asshole. learn in your history book who fight for free your american ass against the britt and who wrote 80 % of “your” constitution.

      american don’t speak french cause that was better to speak the language of the ennemy… english…

      seriously ! my english is shit but your history level suck !
      i know american came to save the french ass against the nazi but just chek who save you ass first lady’s

      so long bitche’s

      • Dan says:

        you know, have to give it to you…Maybe your ‘legionnaire’ should come and train with the ‘Americans’ because first of all, we would surely whip him up into physical condition that is necessary to be part of any type of military branch(because your ‘legionnaire’ looks like a little pussy shit)…second he doesnt know to shoot in the first place and in ‘America’…we go by the snipers code ‘one shot, one kill’…you think you know everything by reading one history book…Europeans, they are fuckin idiots…

      • Shaguar says:

        Dan your shitty us army is a joke.
        I’ve seen for example your almighty rangers being trained by East european forces.
        that soldier seems like a rookie and NO American soldier can dream of being as good as a legionaire.
        Read about the foreign legion and see what they do.

    7. USA = NEW EUROPE says:

      how i know is not french ? you can here someone speaking in russian/ukrainian. the one holding the cam…

      so long bitche’s

    8. Pitchoune du 69 says:

      @ USA=New Europe +1 !!! Yeah Famas is better and powerfull than your american weapon haha !!! its is first shoot!

      • Dog Star says:

        I dunno…Not too familiar with the Famas but if I am correct doesn’t it use the same 5.56mm round that the M16A2 uses? Just cannot see it being more powerful when it uses the same ammunition.

      • Failfrench says:

        Lmfao @the french fags thinking there all that..
        Never fight a war alone! Fight poor countries kill the civilians and still think there powerfull!!

    9. megalover says:

      lol they fail at two wars and they fail in paintball gun xD
      french ppl=Fail

      • Bloody Loco recognized ASAP says:

        Because It`s a nation of PUSSIES

      • Chad says:

        as i always say about the french…*french accent* they are to busy making the love to tha women to fight

      • USA = NEW EUROPE says:

        exactly we fucked the woman while american guy fuck gun…

      • Dan says:

        hey european, i bet you havent even gotten laid BY a women…your bragging about how your SOLDIERS fucked the women, not you…go fuckin jack off to AMERICAN porn, little faggot

      • USA = NEW EUROPE says:

        i jack off on american soldier who died in afghanistan…. so funny

      • omgitsme says:

        Impressive New Europe that you have to sink to such low levels to try and attempt to win an argument you lost a long time ago.

      • Dog Star says:

        @ NEW EUROPE,
        I can understand an angry response to a fellow commentor…but to make such a brazen retort with not so much as a brain cell of effort, dishonoring the memory of the dead, is pathetic.

    10. Zeek says:

      Normally they merely drop the weapon without firing it first.

    11. omgwtflol says:

      This is why the french surrendered to the Germans.

    12. waynekerr says:

      Wow, I thought the frenchy military only knew “surrender” and “retreat”.

    13. britishgirl says:

      Olalalalaalal FROGGIES FROGGIES Eh Eh …ah ah so much fun, perhaps that’s why they’re so Arrogant ? cause they’re useless mostly everywhere ..lol ( just in case i don’t hate you frenchies ) :p

    14. nowwhat says:

      who made the gun?becausthats where the fail ies,the friggin gun blew in his face

    15. poopr says:

      he’s not french. ever heard about the french foreign legion?
      As a matter of fact those are foreign legionnaires.

      • pingpong says:

        he’s not french. ever heard about the french foreign legion?
        notice that you said FRENCH foreign legion. just because the guy might not be french his traning any military skill come from the french making this a french fail.

      • poopr says:

        Maybe but he’s not a French soldier whatsoever.
        You know, there’s a reason why it’s called FOREIGN legion.

      • poopr says:

        PS: What makes you think he was trained by the French? Most officers of the foreign legion are – guess what – foreigners!

    16. nowwhat says:

      something is wrong with this site,this page keeps jittering up and down and its screwed up,anyone else haveing that problem on this site only?

    17. FranceSurrenders says:

      Americans and the British are better in all aspects than the French. All the French can do is surrender. This is coming from someone who is one-fourth French and is absolutely ashamed of it. I usually don’t tell people.

      • USA = NEW EUROPE says:

        come to the south of france bitch and you’ll do like all american cheated by your women cause they want real men and destroy cause you fight like sissy

      • youidiot says:

        You’re a god damn moron. No women I know want to go out with a frog. Get real. Learn proper English while you’re at it, too.

      • Haggen says:

        you just suck french frog your country is just a piece of shit ,you lose every war only reason germany didnt destroy froggieland am… france is because we and england helped you fucking frog now, get lost in your fucked up french country.

      • King Asator says:

        ok, so just take a look at our war history, take a look at yours and put a diaper on, cause you gonna shit on your pants

      • USA = NEW EUROPE says:

        last time america won a war ? yes 1945 !!!

        since…

        mmm….

        vietnam = U LOSE
        korea = U LOSE
        IRAQ = 2 TIMES u LOSE
        AFGHAN = OOPPSSSS LOSE AGAIN !!!
        ETHIOPIA = OOOOOOO LOSE AGAIN

      • America and Britain says:

        If it weren’t for us, you frog, you wouldn’t even be able to write that message. Go surrender more. Fucking French are pathetic.

      • Haggen says:

        last time france won a war?…. oh i am sorry you never win a war alone!!! HAHAHA

    18. manhood_failed says:

      He’s not French. The French soldiers have a different outfit… That’s a title fail

    19. Seb-Ksl says:

      Why isn’t there an “american self-made fail” notice before every redneck fail ? Racism ? You decide.

    20. King Asator says:

      non mais lol le gars qui sort que les Légionnaires sont des tafioles haha il m’a tué sur le coup là

    21. gmboy18 says:

      it was a weapons malfunction….. maybe it wasnt assenmbled properly……….. french or not its not fun getting blasted in the face by gas or fragments from a weapon

    22. USA = NEW EUROPE says:

      c’est typique des americans. on leur a sauvé leur cul face au anglais ( tous comme eux ont sauvé le notre face au nazi, c clair). l’esprit des lumiere c leur constitution. nous ca été plus long car il y avait un roi a viré, eux y’avait rien que deds indien qu’ils ont massacré…

      • Mike says:

        Write it in english if you have balls. Stop writing in that shitty lenguage.

      • USA = NEW EUROPE says:

        i cant’ wrote in english, the dumbest language ever ! even the most stupid nation in the world speak it….

        ALORS VA TE FAIRE ENCULER GROS PORC AMERICAIN

      • Dog Star says:

        Not like you wouldn’t get pissy about us typing English on a French site. As far as I am aware…the inclusive nature of the English language has made it having the most words of any language highly probable. Not too bad for “…dumbest language ever ! even the most stupid nation in world speak it…” I love English…I thank the Brits for this wonderful language we have now as our own dialect.

    23. Screagle says:

      It’s not a weapon malfunction. He is firing a grenade with the famas (Le Clairon > tellement plus beau). Maybe it is the first time for him…

      @ Dan : You don’t know what your are talking about. You make me laugh with your sniper code…You go with the sniper code too with a grenade ?

      Par contre, USA = New E, comment vois-tu qu’il s’agit d’un légionnaire ?

    24. Ludo says:

      You guys should calm down.
      Shit happens…is France and in US.
      USA is a cool country
      France was a cool one also (yeah was, now muslims are eating us down, politics are cowards now)

      Probably France will need US again against the muslims in a few…
      We should keep in a good relationship, we both have to win of such a relationship :)

    25. Me says:

      THIS is the reason french tanks have 1 forward gear and 5 reverse gears ;)

    26. BadAss says:

      One french failed so 65 millions of french failed?
      It’s like : Hitler was a nazi, every German are nazis, or Bush is a dumbass, every american is a dumbass? don’t make generalities fuck fucking fuckers :D
      get a life/brain dudes, wherever you’re from…

    27. Ambellina the French says:

      This is a Famas with FLG (fusil lance grenade = grenade launcher) And yes, this is a french guy the camera man (probably Trainer Sergent) “says shoot at the grass and medium coverage” and “OK. but” because he has fail
      ok
      It’s a powerfull weapon with a lot of kick.
      Stop your racist comment. our soldier are trained, we have professional army.

    28. Greg says:

      Wow… so many dumb fucking Americans… so little missiles

    29. Jack says:

      He’s not French. The French soldiers have a different outfit… That’s a title fail

    30. Piloman says:

      I guess he’s not even French.
      Half of Nothern Africa speaks French. Even I do, mais je ne suis pas français ou africains.

    31. Alexxx45 says:

      @Jack, I’m French and I will say, it’s the French army for 3 reasons:
      the language
      Dress
      weapons
      Happy New Year! ;)

    32. Chris says:

      Such french bashing for a simply funny video
      you are speaking like France was your enemy despite close history, value, religion etc..
      What a shitty world

    33. Kreit says:

      I just wandered around here, and though I light be able to add to the trolling act x-]…
      So here’s what US marines say about la Légion Etrangère :
      tough guys.
      And another point : France has nukes, and the planes, missiles and submarines to deliver them. Given this, a 100 thousand troopers is enough to be safe.
      And there’s another thing : you can’t compare calling people names in french and in english. Don’t even try to translate from the first to the second, simply put, it’s pointless.


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