Marriage Proposal Fail

Posted on April 26th, 2011


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    1. Fred says:

      No, she will not marry you! She’s marrying me ’cause I proposed on Popeye’s sign. Ha!Ha!

      • Winner 4life says:

        why the hell you’ll marry a woman named Shanika !

      • Dog Star says:

        I’m not racist…but really…enough with the fucked up ghetto names. Shanika? >_< Come on.

      • Dog Star says:

        Oops…I think I spelled “Shineka” right…which oddly enough was also wrong. My bad. >_<

      • Fred says:

        Well, if I marry a girl named Shanika, I figure I have a better chance of talking her into naming our daughter Fellatio which I’ve always thought would be a pretty name.

      • pierre manslapper says:

        Claymidia sounds like a pretty name.

      • Fred says:

        I agree. That was reserved for the 2nd daughter. Also, I’d like to call my son Richard Edward. That way I could call him Dick Ed for short. “Come here, Dick Ed!”

      • Dog Star says:

        Well…Clamydia does sound better than Shanika…er Shineka.

      • Fred says:

        Here’s one: pronounced “Sha-teed”. Spelled “Shithead”.

      • ohlala says:

        Winner he had choice beetween lakweesha(who in “wannabe” bfrench speaking mean “pork pie”)and Shanika(phonetic for shynekk meaning pussy in parisian slang) make ur choice!!and 4 the kids gonnhorea with clamydia go to school guess who they meet???

      • Bob Saget says:

        you haven’t heard bad names until you’ve heard La-a (pronounced Ladasha)

    2. omgwtflol says:

      Inb4 black racist comments…

    3. fat says:

      NO, the bitch is gonna marry me cuz I got watermelon and grape soda

    4. da nitty gritty says:

      wow, WHAT A FAIL!
      I can’t believe that this brotha forgot to add a question mark at the end of his sentence; shineka girl, you better not let him get away with his lack of punctuation.
      next time get that shit straight, jamurphy!

    5. Adrian says:

      LOL!! “Shineka will u marry me, i’m sorry i couldn’t afford the proposal on KFC”

    6. m says:

      How nice. I esp love the name.

    7. Coon spotter says:

      Wow ! That was very niggerish of him ! Lol

    8. vic says:

      Well the sign does have “Church” in it at least

    9. BulletsAndBracelets says:

      I lmfao when I saw this! It would have been wrong of me to not submit it.
      It was a beautiful wedding. The bride walked down the aisle with a beautiful bouquet of drumsticks.

      • Fred says:

        And if I caught that bouquet I’d be the next to get laid? Kind of a redundant question, I guess.

    10. denizzi says:

      fellow humans have to tell these rednecks its ok to propose in an ordinary way.

    11. jcjunk says:

      ladies and gents he is now officially dumped

    12. Geri says:

      What’s a Shineka?

    13. megalover says:

      waujaja loser, you should’ve proposal in a taco bell or at least in a wendy’s :D DDDDDDD

    14. chris farley was the beverly hills ninja says:

      what would you do for a klondike bar?

    15. shaia says:

      Don’t forget name fail!

    16. leemo says:

      shineka?wtf

    17. Disappointed says:

      LOL WOW this really doesn’t help the whole black people like chicken stereotype does it?…

    18. Polako says:

      He in my language that name is very similar to ham

    19. OhhYeahh25 says:

      Wtf is with all the racial comments? Its 2011 get over it,, people only HATE on what they are jealous of!! Just because it says Shineka does not mean its a black person!!

      • amanda_marbles says:

        omg – people put themselves in “racist” situations. it’s pretty stereotypical that [said black guy] would propose to “shineka” on a fucking church’s chicken sign. damn … get some class and no one would keep this stereotype up …

    20. Daniel says:

      Look baby, this is where we met. I remember coming in and I saw you across the room and you were chomping on that greasy chicken and you looking so good and so fine. I ordered exactly what you had and while I was eating my food, I was staring at you all night, checking you out and you were licking your fingers clean after you ate that chicken, and the way you were eating the mash potatoes and corn on a cob, I just knew you were the one for me, and one day, I will ask you to Marry me

    21. Mikefer says:

      She might as well marry him. I am sure she has about three of his kids.

    22. me says:

      Shineka is a real name as ghetto as it is.

    23. CityBoyDaTruF says:

      MAN FUCK DA NAME!! R ALL YALL MISSIN DA POINT DAT DEY CHEAP GHETTO ASS’S PUT DAT ON A CHURCHES CHICKEN SIGN??
      I HOPE SHE TOLD HIS ASS NO!

    24. Dating says:

      You’ve got great insights about Dating, keep up the good work!

    25. I'm not racist says:

      Hahaha…… thts soooo Black…… It just doesn’t get any blacker than tht.

    26. sparkey says:

      i called my dog STAIN,,,,, NOW CALL THE DOG [ COME STAIN ]

    27. lydia says:

      is it wrong to assume this was a redneks proposal :P

    28. Mohammed 69's Jesus says:

      strange name…. shineka. eh, bosworth isnt much better… or blake.


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