Tan Fail

Posted on April 27th, 2011


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    1. nightshade says:

      WTF! The girl from the right has twisted eyes . . .

    2. STALLOWNED! says:

      FIRST!

      • allah Is A Homo says:

        UMMMM No you tool you would be second , and who gives a fuck anyway . . . your name is slightly mispelled , shouldnt it be SWALLOWED , as in your boyfriends cum you fuvking homo.

      • Dog Star says:

        OUCH…Just punch him in the face…maybe it’ll make ya feel better…….JK :D

      • allah Is A Homo says:

        Dog Star , I dont hate it that bad , but it is a good thought , heehee.

    3. Hagar says:

      Fake tan = turn off

    4. Gog says:

      Is it just me, or does anyone with a tan constitute as a fail nowadays?

      I mean for fuck’s sake people, we can’t all spend 24 hours a day inside the house sitting infront of a computer screen.

      • allah Is A Homo says:

        YA IT IS JUST YOU , ASSHOLE.

      • Gog says:

        You’re just pissed because you’ve never tasted sweet pussy nectar.

      • allah Is A Homo says:

        You may be right , I havent tasted sweet pussy nectar , beuse I kehooking up with pigs like your girlfriend and your mom. Nasty hoes that they are. But Gog I will try harder to drive past the trailer park that you call home and find a chick that isnt ghetto-trash.

      • Gog says:

        Wait, my pigs? I don’t have any OH MY GOD!

        You’ve been fucking Farmer John’s prized Livestock haven’t you!? :(

      • Shawn Warma says:

        Someone with a real tan (made by the sun) is not a fail, But EVERY fake tan (giving an ugly orange skin) is a fail. Fake tan is just very ugly and unnatural.

    5. Gog says:

      I think it’s a jealously thing, like all of these internet nerds envy people cooler than them.

    6. neto says:

      cinderella’s ugly step sisters

    7. allah Is A Homo says:

      Gog , you seem to be the internet nerd you dumb fuck. Neither of these ugly fucked up hoes would fuck your scrawney ass so stop kissing there nasty asses you basement dwelling troll.

      • Bla Bla says:

        It’s cool to see someone assuming his homosexuality, but you don’t need to steal other’s name.

      • Bubba says:

        Speak for yourself, fatass. You spend waaaaaay too much time on here so I can assume that you’re only some fat manchild who lives with his mom and keeps a stash of loli and dickgirl porn under his soggy mattress.

      • Gog says:

        @Allah is a Homo: Looks like I struck a nerve. Thank you for proving my point, fatass. Maybe when you leave your computer you’ll be able to score some pussy that didn’t come from your mom’s dog.

    8. allah Is A Homo says:

      Say what you like GOG , I busted your lame fag ass for what it is , a troll. The last pussy I scored was last nite and it was your moms on your kitchen table as you sat in the basement and spanked your little needle dick. Fuck boy , do her a favour and buy her a douche , her snatch smells worse then your cock breath if that is even possible. You are one lame fat fuck arnt ya.

      • allah Is A Homo says:

        To you BUBBA , who named you that , your boyfriend. What a redneck , backwoods description of yourself. Good to see that you know which magazines to order when you go to the gay porn shop. Most of us real men have never heard of your spanking material. Now go give ur boytoy Gog a good ass licking…The 2 of you combined still dont have an IQ higher then the speed limit , TOOLS.

      • Gog says:

        The death throes of a loser trollfag. Don’t embarrass yourself.

      • allah Is A Homo says:

        i’m sorry everybody. i’m just stupid fat-fag-troll who is very unhappy and miserable, so this trolling thing is the only thing i got…. it is the only thing that makes me happy….
        and i suck cocks :)

      • Dog Star says:

        Damn Allah…You could shave with that tongue…HA HA HA

      • allah Is A Homo says:

        Gog , thats all you got eh BOY. Looks like I win again , if you cant run with the big dogs , stay on the porch ya old mutt. Now go fight with a 5 year old , you may have a better chance , HEEHEEHEE , BOOOOOYAAAAA.

      • Gog says:

        How does winning at a cock sucking contest make you right about anything?

      • allah Is A Homo says:

        Gog , does that stand for …GAG ON GUYS. Nice name flamer.

      • Gog says:

        You insist on the homo-eroticism in my name. Yet it’s not an Acronym.

        Maybe once you reach 3rd grade, they’ll teach you Acronyms. :)

    9. omgwtflol says:

      Whatever I would still do her hard.

    10. twstbitch says:

      is it just me… or is “Allah is A Homo” a dick that needs to find better things to do than start shit on a website with everyone that writes a comment.

    11. killroy says:

      Yeah I love the cheetoh tint too baby rock dat shit girl

    12. jcjunk says:

      whatever it is, the most important is her vagina, boobs and mouth to spit my cum

    13. jaime-fmu says:

      fuckin assholes, study, or watch porn

    14. allah Is A Homo says:

      what I meant to say is I LOVE YOU EVERYBODY!!!
      and i suck balls :)
      …peace

    15. enzojmc says:

      tan fail should be removed, they aren’t funny

    16. Meh says:

      That girl on the left is actually quite pretty but she has fucked it all up looking like her mum fucked a wotsit then gave birth to her!
      Why soo orange it looks awful!

    17. pebkac says:

      fail ratings are a fail itself
      YOU FAILED to fail this

    18. MARCO says:

      SEX EVERY DAY <3

    19. Alexie says:

      Your having fun i hopeeeee ! :)
      You people are so retarded dont you have better things to doo ???

    20. jbfromfrance says:

      The girl from the left buys her makeup at The Home Depot…


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