Monkey Handler Fail

Posted on April 30th, 2011


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    1. some_guy says:

      aww i was hoping it would have thrown shit

    2. O_M_F_G says:

      He should have ripped that monkey’s nuts off.

    3. denizzi says:

      jesus fuckin screamer. ha ha .

    4. heywood jiblowme says:

      now you have aids!

      • Scarymun says:

        Youve just explained another reason I have a phobia of monkeys good sir.

      • Majestic One says:

        Monkeys don’t give you aids!!! Lesson HERE: This is what you will find; United States Patent 4,647,773
        Gallo , et al. March 3, 1987
        Method of continuous production of retroviruses (HTLV-III) from patients with AIDS and pre-AIDS
        Inventors: Gallo; Robert C. (Bethesda, MD), Popovic; Mikulas (Bethesda, MD)
        Assignee: The United States of America as represented by the Department of Health (Washington, DC)
        ==
        The US government also invented the patented cure for AIDS, called Tetrasil (U.S. Patent Number 5676977)

        The first USA man, Dr. Boyd Graves, who EVOX also mentioned, received the injection in November 2001 in Southern California for about $10, is still symptom free to this day. He actually has had law suits against the US government a few years before finding out about the cure. If you want to read more about him, follow the link below.
        The distributor of Tetrasil or Imusil is Marantech Holding LLC . (info sopy and pasted from yahoo answers)

      • Troll says:

        Majestic has had sex with hundreds of monkeys, yet he doesn’t have AIDS. If that isn’t proof that monkies don’t carry HIV, I don’t know what is.

      • Mhm says:

        Tetrasil? That’s a topical ointment for people with skin diseases. Idiot.

      • Mhm says:

        “trying to be intelligent” fail.

    5. Random Commenter says:

      lol its a wild monkey, what did they expect was gonna happen.

      • Scarymun says:

        So the little cage, how it was around humans in the first place and the fact it had a name struck you as a wild animal?

      • Random Commenter says:

        lol didn’t notice the guy sounds dumb enough to have a name like Poncho so you can see where iIcan be mislead lol

    6. Mama Guchi says:

      When you she fucks the monkey, monkey wont let any other male come near her. That’s monkey’s bitch now.

    7. YOooo says:

      Man, I would have slammed that god damn animal head first into a rock.

    8. Alex says:

      Stop Monkeying Around!

    9. Adrian says:

      Bunch of retards, that’s why spider monkeys are the worst pets. Extremely temperamental, the animal is like PMSing all the time.

    10. allah Is A Homo says:

      FIRST!
      (to suck ur balls)
      :)

      • Majestic One says:

        allah, you fucking glistening, vien popping, ridgid, pole polishing nympho… always look forward to your ball comments.

      • allah is Homo says:

        You only wish that you were me ,BOOOOOOYAAAAA

      • iatepi says:

        he isnt as clever as the other allah is a homo guy , but hey I like the name so its all good.

    11. Sherika says:

      It was like watching an episode of COPS.

    12. omgwtflol says:

      I thought the girl was going to get it.

    13. Meghan says:

      “Walk away. Walk away.”

      Yeah, that’s great advice when you have monkey claws in your skin.

    14. Сonvert m4a to mp3 free says:

      I’m tempted to say “what a load of crap!” just for the sake of irony, but I’ll refrain

    15. Somchai says:

      That’s not a monkey.

    16. Main says:

      0:35 WHAAA!!!! xD

    17. Xodus says:

      This vid raises the following question in my mind: “Why do white people insist on interacting with wild animals?” They are called wild animals for a reason.

      • ratata says:

        so you’re basically saying we should either start separating you from our society, re-creating apartheid; or putting you on the first boat back to Africa?

    18. Geri says:

      It’s like watching an episode of cops.

    19. nowwhat says:

      guess they psychic him out didn’t he,mabey stay the fuck out of the his turf

    20. beakt says:

      Good editing!

    21. LoL says:

      LET’S PSYCH IT OUT!!!! YEAH MUNKEEEEE

    22. maria says:

      Didi not the guy said something about psyching the monkey and girl go “nooo, comooon”. Pancho new the guy had low thoughts about him and kicked his ass, go Pancho!

    23. Mar says:

      Monkeys dont belong there.. they do belong in a forest! Go monkey!!!!


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