Urination Fail

Posted on May 5th, 2011


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    1. Awesome-O says:

      nothing better than a gay pride piss parade

    2. FIRST says:

      Gay Americans are so proud!

    3. WaddaBoooudit? says:

      Yeah im just gonna piss on your leg and theres nothing you can do about it because im a police officer!

    4. NOT SO FIRST says:

      Hahahah, piss fight!

    5. Tigger says:

      Look its a double fail!! one is pissing on the other and the other one pissed himself! hahaha

    6. omgwtflol says:

      His jeans look wet from the other side too. How many guys pissed on him?

    7. H. says:

      the SF guy already pissed his pants :|

    8. majorfail says:

      Is this how you get into the San Fran Gay Biker gang? Have a cop and others piss on you? Hazing is a bitch and so is that Biker. But wait thats a NY cop or the uniform says so. I’d hate to see what other fluids get shot on the guy’s face later.

    9. Anon says:

      It would seem they’re at a fetish event. And contrary to what some commenters seem to be implying, fetishes are not exclusive to gay people.

      So, also that’s not a real cop and the guy getting pissed on seems to be the type who appreciates such things.

      Soooooo… not a fail. This is exactly as those people intend.

      • Bud says:

        Pretty sure the “Fail” in this pic is for you not recognizing this as a “Fail”.

        Or maybe it’s a “cooling off fail”.

        “Dude, CA is soooo freaking hot.”

        “Dude, I can like, help you and stuff… I’ll piss on you, and since piss is liquid, it’s cool and refreshing.”

        “Dude, that’s a great idea… maybe I’ll piss on myself while we’re at it!”

        “I got next! I’ll have to save some of my piss for me to though, so I’ll put on my pissing gloves, so I can get a nice firm clamp on this when I’m half done!”

        “OH NOES, dude, I forgot, piss is like warm, this sucks!”

        “OH RIGHT, I’m sorry dude, this is a total cooling off fail.”

        “OMG, you’re right, we should post this on EF!”

      • beakt says:

        Anon, you fucking freak. If you like peeing on other men in public, or receiving it from other men, then you fail. Also, if you defend people who do this, you also fail, sir.

      • cunty wunty says:

        Are you fucking ok? Intended or unintended, one queer pissing on another is Fail. Infact anyone getting their jeans pissed on in this manner is Fail.

    10. meowcat says:

      WTF is going on here? lol this is the weirdest thing ever. stuff like this actually happens?

    11. Yoyo says:

      Since when golden showers are a fail?

    12. Adrian says:

      This is so gay!

    13. Annah says:

      No no no yall got it all wrong! The guy got stung by a stingray but he couldnt reach! the cops helping him out! =D

    14. OMG GROSS says:

      Okay the Cop is not real people. Think of the Village people. Also looking at this you can see the tip of his um yeah. This about made me puke.

    15. Yikes says:

      lol cops dont wear that type of leather pants. obviously a homo on homo crime

    16. pineapple says:

      NO NO He is putting him out cause it is obvious he’s flaming

    17. Geri says:

      I don’t know why they call it gay pride. The whole scene is embarrassing and I have a gay friend.

    18. chris farley was the beverly hills ninja says:

      check out that giant cigar in his shirt pocket :O!

    19. FTWicked says:

      DUDE! You just pissed MY pants…

    20. FTWicked says:

      …check out the not-so-giant cigar in his hand…

    21. da nitty gritty says:

      last night i fucked a girl on her period. then she gave me a treat and took me for a walk. she takes good care of me.

      - air bud

    22. Knut says:

      Doesn’t he need a yellow bandana in his pocket or something? Maybe to just dab on the area.

    23. BetsysBigWhiteStallion says:

      San Fran faggots gotta go pee pee, too!!

    24. jacko wacko says:

      hahahah i pisss on you fucker :P

    25. winklebottom says:

      Queer probably liked it. Looks like he has piss on the other leg too.

    26. Fred says:

      I don’t understand this. Is this making some kinda statement or is this some fetish?

    27. Daniel says:

      Meybe he had a Jellyfish on his leg?

    28. EPICFAILMASTER says:

      i didnt know cops were this retarded… ^^

    29. aimee says:

      wt a piss take this is some copper he is

    30. NoThanks says:

      This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

    31. CityBoyDaTruF says:

      wow he did not care..GO HARD!!

    32. JellyfishTheory says:

      ok, so maybe the guy with the San Francisco jacket pissed his pants accidentally, and his buddy’s just helping him out, making it look like it’s somebody else’s fault his pants are wet. I mean, yes he could’ve just dumped a bottle of water on him or something instead, but…. um, yeah I got nothing.

    33. AD says:

      Not sure wht to make of this pic.

      Here’s what I think happened:
      He already pissed his pants (or maybe just spilled water at the right spot) [see his pants - they r already wet frm the center]. He asks his friend to help ‘cover his embarassment’ by pissing from the other side too. So it does not look like he pissed his pants – rather like his pants r wet for some reason.

      Anybody else have any other explanation? Please do enlighten me. Am really curious abt this…

    34. Ummm... says:

      is it just me, or did everyone fail to notice that he’s showing himself to the world, not only embarrasing the guy he’s pissing on, but also giving the gay men a show that they’ll like?

    35. Gallade says:

      Urine trouble, buddy.

    36. Ben says:

      Just another day at the gay bar.

    37. monkey says:

      dw it looks like the dude has pissed himself already lol


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