He pee’d himself instantly ’cause of the pain! That’s not funny!
Im pretty sure he emptied his bowels muahaha
I’ve never been so literal when saying “OH SHIT”.
“Yeah! That felt goooood!!! May I have another, please?”
And that must be his best friend there in front grinning like it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen.
Well, that’s definitely gonna put a kink in his love life for a few days.
“grinning like it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen” Laughed out loud after rechecking the look on his face!
If i were him, i’d buy the horse after the show strap it somewhere, start making small cuts here and there, stab it’s eyes out to use them as love holes and play with it’s intestines for weeks, while constantly putting large amounts of salt on them, but make sure i keep it alive. Nice slow painful death… mmmm i got goosebumps
and i just got an orgasm, while reading my own comment.
you need help man go outside
So, you really like horses, I see.
Hold your horses, cowboy!
happened to you before lad?
I’m fuckin’ callin’ PETA!
Where’s James the Fist-Man when you need him??
and you are a psycho wannabe
sadly, you can only hope that.
I feel you man. This one time a dog bit my inside thigh…1 inch away from my scrotum. So next time I saw that dog I put a piece of steak in the middle of a sheet. Wrapped him up and tied his legs together. I then had the idea of putting a fire cracker in its rectum and light it. I was a kid and didnt expect it to be such a mess or for a dog to be so loud. But it happened… and nothing has gone near my scrotum since.
So, PETA, your saying that you’ve never had sex, right? You said that nothing has gone near your scrotum, right? KellyD (with the red doohickey by her name) would probably help you with that. He/she/it likes virgin scrotums.
Yup not even woman got near your scrotum :]
gives a new twist to the term nut cracker
In the words of Emeril Lagasse, “BAM!”.
just imagine that he bounced off the ground with the kick…
he will spit his balls..(hot shots 2…)
my eyes started watering as soo as i saw the hoof
That guy got kicked in the cash and prizes!
Pedobear does not approve this.
I love how that fella’s buddy is standing there laughing, like he’s thinking, “Glad it ain’t me, ese!”
I thought horseshoes were supposed to be lucky?
lucky for horse bad luck for the balls
Poor little Jose and Maria…they never got a chance….
If he has a wife his penis just got replaced by a sex toy.
poor guy crapped his drawers and if you look there is another guy just smiling like crazy
AH, I really feel bad for that guy…
what a beauty, right in the fucking knackers. poor man is now paralyzed waist down.
hahahahah look at the guy in front of him
Ouch, that has to hurt.
Talk about literally busting a nut.