Yahoo Answers Fail

Posted on May 28th, 2011


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    1. Stupid says:

      thats too stupid

      • KellyD says:

        Ya,I’m sure this is a fake fucking question.No one can be that callous and fucking retarded.

      • Dog Star says:

        Yeah…Who knows? I just checked and she posts some freaky-ass questions. Kind of hard to tell if they are real or just jokes. LOL

      • beakt says:

        KellyD, I think you’d be surprised. The moral strength of our country seems to be at an all-time low. The poster might have made this up, but there are millions of people who think that way.

    2. Vitamin says:

      OMFG.!!

      you shouldnt be allowed to have ANY kids..!

    3. bebeep says:

      Just another extremely dumb american

    4. Have you met...me ? says:

      Some people shoudn’t be allowed to have kids !

    5. K says:

      yeah you’re right, it’s waaaaaaaaay easier to abort than to repaint a room, but you know she’s an interior designer…

    6. Bruce says:

      Not exactly a finalist for “Mother of the Year” award.

    7. XGI says:

      Someone PLEASE tell me that I didn’t read what I read?

      She much rather abort a child rather than redoing a room???
      I’m not one whose all in favor of abortion but in some cases merit this.This woman should’ve been one of those cases…

    8. ROFLROFLROFL says:

      Why doesn’t she just kill herself?! The fact that she’s being selfish to not want to redo the nursey because she didn’t want a boy is way beyond me. There needs to be a moral/intellectual/level of brain cells/maturity exam before women decide or get pregnant by accident (and I’m a young female typing this).

    9. grangulp says:

      It’s too sad…

    10. Yoyo says:

      Are you stupid? This is just a joke!!!!

    11. Skyle says:

      Yeah, sure you can kill it. big deal. Kill a baby just because you’re either too stupid to think about decorating AFTER you know what you have inside you, or because you’re too lazy to redecorate. Oh, and you’re not selfish at all, having a child does not mean you have to take responsibilities, who gave you that idea? Having a baby is all about you, they are just for transmiting the stupidity in your family… and who blessed you with them? He should die too for not knowing what he did.

    12. K1i1 says:

      I’m pro choice, but some people shouldn’t be allowed to choose what freaking clothes they put on in the morning.

      • beakt says:

        So then you’re not “pro choice”, right? Or it’s “pro choice” only for you?

    13. Jamaica says:

      O M F G ! ! !

    14. damn it lol says:

      some should punch that bitch in the face, so she can open her god damn eyes! worst yahoo answers ever!

    15. TDUBZZ says:

      lol its obv fake u bunch of fucktards, but if she really wanted to do it just roll down the stairs on one side, duhh

    16. crazy2 says:

      Your son will be GAY……..

    17. denizzi says:

      its possible actually. note the loacation of the boy during ultrasound and punch the crap out of him. yet the girl will be born prematurely of course. i know it sounds reasonable to you.

    18. jerry says:

      thats crazy, give me a call i’ll drop by for a couple hours and paint the walls blue for you!!

    19. KellyD says:

      I hope the boy dies inside her, rots and kills his sister and his mother in the process. Sounds just to me.

      • Fred says:

        You’re about as sick as I am.
        BTW: How long are you going to keep up the KellyD argument?

      • KellyD says:

        dunno i was going to let it go a few weeks ago, but when she found out and started flaming i decided to keep it as it was doing it’s purpose – annoy her. Why? No reason. For the lulz I guess :P

      • Fred says:

        Well, carry on then. I thought she would be messing with you alot more though. Haven’t heard much from her about it, but I’ve been busy and haven’t checked in but for short spurts. She may be consulting with the Internet Police about you.

      • KellyD says:

        HEY FUCKER.GET OFF OF MY NAME.YOU’RE replies are infantile and embarrassing.I am GOING TO KILL YOU:)Fucken fuck fuck.Have a nice day.

      • KellyD says:

        P.S FUCK YOU TOO FRED.I KILLA U ALSO.FUCKING FUCKERS.:)

      • KellyD says:

        FUCK.Your,not you’re.And FUCK YOU pretend KellyD.FUCKINGFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.With love…the real KellyD.

      • KellyD says:

        Also,suck big giant black cock covered in some white trashes poop splash.Ya know,like you did last week.Yep suck that big hard throbbing slimed up pipe,dripping yellow brown slosh from the recent rectal invasion,just the way you like it.Enjoy my love:)

      • KellyD says:

        wtf is that bitches problem??

      • KellyD says:

        Will the real KellyD please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? I would call these posts ‘KellyD fail’. :D

      • Fred says:

        Me? What the fuckin’ fuckitty fuck did I do?

      • Fred says:

        BTW: Hell, now I’m really cornfused as to who’s the sickest. Sounds like we all need to stay away from that efuct site. “Rectal… slime pipe… yellow brown slosh” what?:o
        For fuck’s sake!

      • KellyD says:

        LMFAO!!!!!!

      • KellyD says:

        Hey bitches , the REAL KellyD is back , thannks for keeping the name alive , wheeeeeeHawwwwwwwwww

      • Fred says:

        Oh hell. Now what? Are there three now?

    20. Dumbwhitepeople says:

      More.. Dumb white people

    21. Diane says:

      I think that girl is a troll, because if you look up her name, she also asked this:

      Should I tell my online crush I’m fat???<<<<<<<<<<<<?

      Being a largish lesbian, I don't get out much because I'm slightly agoraphobic and I have a tumor on my face.

      I've always been afraid of hospitals ever since my father took one hostage and shot several doctors in the E.R when we had to go in for my mother dying, so I don't want to get it examined. The problem is I can't see from my left eye and I can't chew properly. I've never had children because my dogs were poisoned by a crazed teenager who lives in the neighborhood.

      I've started dating people online and I've grown in love with 'butchdyke23', but I've told her I'm a really skinny, ex model, caucasian super healthy trainer, but in reality I'm a fat, African computer tech who works from home and has a huge tumor on my face, that is slowly eating me.

      What do I do?

    22. Billy says:

      Lmfao, whether this is real or fake, it’s still hilarious. The dumb bitch is too lazy to paint the room again and not one person suggested painting it neutral colors. Then again, she could leave the damn room pink anyway because it’s not like the baby’s gonna give a flying fuck. Just gonna chill out, get an immense amount of sleep, suck on tits and shit himself at will.

    23. ashleyj says:

      U R SICK!!!!! This has to be a joke.

    24. Denus says:

      This is a bad joke, right?

    25. Earl Shine says:

      I hope the mother does NOT survive childbirth. Just saying.

    26. paige says:

      Are you shitting me?! Just redo the room!

    27. Ruth says:

      She cannot possibly be for real? Can she? *facepalm*

    28. Bling Baby says:

      there was probubly a reason she had such a hard time getting preg, she wasnt meant to have kids. I hope her husband is smarter than she will ever be.

    29. nuts says:

      1) epic fail faild , this is a question not an answer !
      2) this woman should have been aborted 30 years ago

    30. Nat says:

      It should be illegal for this idiot to be a mother.If she doesn’t want the baby boy give it to Brad and Angelina, I am sure they will make good use of it.

    31. bruno says:

      wtf? kiil yourself

    32. bob says:

      I think the boy would have been better off aborted then living with that psycho of a mother…and if this is a joke then its a bad one at that too

      • beakt says:

        If you really think that, bob, then you have the same mindset as the mother you call psycho, right? Better to kill him than let him enter the world with a challenge?

    33. RaCk says:

      “I have been blessed with two twins – a boy and a girl”

      …. so can I kill the boy because it just won’t “fit” in the girly nursery that I designed?

      NICE o.O

    34. fuckyouismypass says:

      oh shes from america, no wonder why

    35. Courtney Fultori says:

      I think it’s almost funny. I did a half smile.

    36. Lucid says:

      you know how many people with they could be blessed with a baby?! and you got two! be proud you bitch and paint half that room blue! put a damn car bed in that shit..

    37. peter hiller says:

      she should be aborted. i think its a wind up

    38. Amanda says:

      I have a question for Yahoo now. Can the babies abort the parent?

    39. j-rock says:

      90% of these fucking yahoo answers are just trolls.

    40. Gash says:

      Obviously a troll

    41. fuckyouismypass says:

      she must be an american

    42. jbugsmom says:

      This is probably a joke question making fun of the stupid, selfish reasons people have for having abortions.

    43. Angie says:

      There obviously must be an abortion, only ur mother must have done it 30 years ago…

    44. Amanda Robinson says:

      Wow isn’t that just beautiful? this bitch must of been high when she wrote this, I don’t think anyone is so stupid as to write that as a yahoo question, and if this is serious then I guess we all know that our world is coming to bitches who don’t wanna pay 20 bucks for some new paint who would much rather kill an innocent child because of their gender. Besides, its not like the baby is gonna know that pink is a girl color who gives a fuck ._.
      Oh and her name is an epic fail to Gabreilla Simone Felix Crabstein? what the fuck was wrong with her mother? .___.?

    45. Elizabeth says:

      YOU DUMB FREAKING BROAD – It seems you had a BRAIN ABORTION-

    46. SickTamale says:

      She should abort them both rather than unleash two narcissist psychopaths like herself on the world.

    47. SickTamale says:

      Better question: can the mother be aborted?

    48. Bassinger2 says:

      Moral of the story, be single dammit!

    49. Rovertarthead says:

      Id this question is real someone clearly needs to get some sense slapped in them. LOL.

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