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    1. Odd that he doesn’t mention what she was screaming about. Maybe he cheated on her, raped a puppy, eats his own poo and films it. Who knows. Seems like the part about her blowing up at him at work would have some explanation behind it IF he wasn’t embarrassed to say what it was. So maybe the other side of this (before he went psycho on her) was her getting back at his lying, cheating, puppy raping ass.

      Some people (men and women) sneak around and betray the very people who trust them the most… This guy was probably a douche.

  1. Dude, you just don’t do that to a guy, she should know better, she makes all us women look bad.

    She just needs to learn how make them damn sammiches and STFU.

    1. Agreed. Just don’t mess with a dude and make all other women look bad. And the sammiches don’t hurt either. =D

    2. She definately got what she deserved. Some women just can’t leave well alone and move on. Thumbs up Dudette.

    3. What a dumb@$$!!! lol You’re so right Dudette… making all of us real women look like we’re all the same! Sad…. because we’re not!

  2. Interesting story going on here, but I think I have to call it a Fake. I will explain and yes, I have no life so get over it. First, they have a House together in his name. He has an unstable job that allows him to get fired just because someone else starts yelling at his work place and they are having a dispute. Not sure what kind of work he does but he has a House (you can’t afford having a House if you are working at McDonalds or any jobs that can easily replace you). Michael comes back at her saying that she needs to find another place to live (uh, you think?). I think she made it very clear that she hates you so why would she want to be with you? And Plus, did you not read about the part where she says she inherited a decent sum of money. Not sure how much is that but she can stay at her parents place or any relatives until she gets the money. Also, that is good news for her that she has no part of the house so she can move on and move to another state if she wanted to and get another House. Michael text all of her friends about how she hates them all and they annoys her. If they actually believe that Michael (the guy she hates and I’m sure she told all of her friends already of how much she hates him) text this crap lie, then they weren’t friends at all. And now, my favorite part, He calls her Boss and told him on the phone (I presume) that she has been stealing money from the company and she pissed on the boss’ chair. First of all, they need proof that she actually did this, they can’t fire her just because someone who doesn’t work at her workplace said she stole money. And, the part about her pissing on the chair. Was she sitting in it? Squatting over it? Again, they need proof and most companies do not do a DNA samples to see if that is really her piss. But again, I call this interesting funny story a ‘Fake’ just to get it on EpicFail.com

    1. Interesting story going on here, but I think I have to call it a Fake. I will explain and yes, I have no life so get over it. First, they have a House together in his name. He has an unstable job that allows him to get fired just because someone else starts yelling at his work place and they are having a dispute. Not sure what kind of work he does but he has a House (you can’t afford having a House if you are working at McDonalds or any jobs that can easily replace you).

      ((*First off, not all houses cost a shit ton of money, maybe it’s a trailer, or a small 1 bedroom place. Also, not all “good paying jobs” are ones that only pay good because you can’t be replaced. There are afew factories that pay great money. And would fire you for slowing up production because of a personal matter.)) Michael comes back at her saying that she needs to find another place to live (uh, you think?). I think she made it very clear that she hates you so why would she want to be with you? And Plus, did you not read about the part where she says she inherited a decent sum of money. Not sure how much is that but she can stay at her parents place or any relatives until she gets the money. Also, that is good news for her that she has no part of the house so she can move on and move to another state if she wanted to and get another House.

      ((*Point is, he’s point out that it’s his “lazy ass” that is Paying for the roof over her head and everything she owns. It’s more just to prove that she’s been mooching off of his income.*))

      Michael text all of her friends about how she hates them all and they annoys her. If they actually believe that Michael (the guy she hates and I’m sure she told all of her friends already of how much she hates him) text this crap lie, then they weren’t friends at all.

      ((*Doesn’t say that he wasn’t friends with them, there are plenty of couples that have the same friends. Also, there are a great deal of people who get annoyed, or truely know their friend and would know that the texts were true.*))

      And now, my favorite part, He calls her Boss and told him on the phone (I presume) that she has been stealing money from the company and she pissed on the boss’ chair. First of all, they need proof that she actually did this, they can’t fire her just because someone who doesn’t work at her workplace said she stole money. And, the part about her pissing on the chair. Was she sitting in it? Squatting over it? Again, they need proof and most companies do not do a DNA samples to see if that is really her piss.

      ((*If someone calls up, and tells a buisness that one of their employees have been stealing from them, they’ll do an investigation for sure. And yes, it’d be taken seriously. Theft, from an employee no less, is not something most real employers will take lightly. And for that last part, why would they need a DNA sample? I’m sure the boss smelt, or felt it next time he sat on it. And considering this is a close person to said employee, he’d know it.*))

      But again, I call this interesting funny story a ‘Fake’ just to get it on EpicFail.com

      ((*Yes, some stories are fake, however to say it is, without any proof(Which you seem to like to point out alot) is stupid. Take everything you see on the internet with a grain of salt, just try to not make yourself look like an ass.*))

    2. wow u really should be a cop u exposed this story for what it is very good instinct tht would of got right by me damn tht story and its trickery thanks daniel.

    3. wow ur right but if it was true that guy really must not get out much he has some serious problems

    4. In MD you can get fired for no reason at all, you cannot put someone out of their “home” or leased space without a 30 day written notice. She’ll probably blo her money up her nose while she is being passed around the party to feel like her life is better then it will come crashing down on that coke binge. He’ll move on and find another “useless skin surrounding the vag” AKA the woman and hopefully learned his lesson and picked a better one

    5. I will better explain and yes. First, i own a Horse together in my name. He has an unstable horse that allows him to get horsed just because someone else starts yelling at his horse and they are having a poney. Not sure what kind of poney she has but he has a House (you can’t afford having a Horse if you are working at a Stable or any jobs that can easily replace you). Michael comes back at her saying that she needs to find another horse to live (uh, you think?). You mad?….bro?

    6. Who cares if it’s fake or not, it’s still funny… Stop being a damn bubble buster and get a life dude!

    7. Ya know, him explaining that it’s his name on the house means that she has no right to kick him out. That’s why that part is mentioned. And the fact of the matter is this was just a conversation we see. We don’t actually know what happened. My guess is this happens to be a true story but will she be going to jail? I think not. Without hearing an outcome to all of this you can’t just say that it’s a fake because one stupid person is talking to another stupid person. 😛

    8. First of all, most people are employed under what’s called “At Will” employment. That means that either party can terminate the relationship at any time. The only time you should be able to sue an employer for firing you at work is if there is some sort of discrimination involved.

      Second, maybe her boss knew that someone was taking money and pissed on his chair, but didn’t know who? Now he has an inkling and can fire her because she’s working as an “At Will” employee (see above).

      Third, the house. As someone pointed out, houses don’t have to be all that expensive. Especially in this market.

    9. All I see is where “ThatGuy” made a huge wall of text that I agreed with until he wrote “alot” in the last bit. Just ruins any amount of intelligence he had convinced me he had.

  3. Daniel, as you said, you totally don’t have a life. However I agree with you, this is fake or atleast a lie from the from the dudes side to “save” some if his credability.

    1. Emotional based freak! be careful whose toes you step on, they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow, or in her case, that day. That’s why women belong in the kitchen, too much worldly things going on made her forget her role.

    2. @meeeeeeeeee:
      I seriously hope you’re joking, and if you’re not that you can run. Fast. When women beat the shit out of someone, it’s effing scary.

    3. That’s why women should not be president, they think emotionally… IF a nuclear haulocaust happens, it will be from a woman mark my words. I was joking about the know your role part but most women dont think before they seal the deal or pull the trigger… A man may point a gun at someone but will be more apt to not shoot whereas a woman will fire based on her emotional state, Woman = psycho. I guess you’ve never seen a man beat someone into shock trauma before huh.

    4. sooo…you’re a closet homosexual that sees women as unruly, unstable, enemies of logic? Most violent crimes comitted by men are crimes of passion..ergo, you are a moron.

  4. What does him making a paragraph have to do with what he is saying? who gives a crap, and obviously we don’t have lives either if we are sitting here reading what he is writing lol

    1. We already establish that, lol, and awww, I feel so special since you made a new name ‘To Daniel’ just for me, lol, you have to admit, we both don’t have a life right?

    1. What’s the first thing a woman should do after leaving the battered womens shelter???
      Get back to the kitchen if she knows what’s good for her!

  5. Both Daniel and ThatGuy are right at some points, I think.
    If she inherited a good amount of money, she probably won’t care. And yes, I believe some employers WOULD fire you for that.

    On the other hand, if he told her boss she was stealing money from the company, the boss would surely investigate it.. and she would no longer be a trustworthy person.

  6. she’s blowing her boss and buying a new chair for them to have sex on,she dont care about the house she will have enough $ for her new bitch pad,all the friends you called/texted are now trying to get in ur x-ol ladies pants,she’s free now with money and dont need to work she is Open game to the sex daniel couldnt give her but most always the friends want a piece of ur x,the bitch winnns,Daniel gets to stay home alone crying for comfort and jerking off and his friend wont be there except to party at the new bacholor pad,Daniel you lose all the way around now sell the house so you can afford to pay for gas to find a new job,ha ha ur fucked and she’s laughing

    1. well brother that I didn’t know I had, at least you are thinking about me, lol. I guess I’ll see you on the Jerry Springer show to see if we are indeed brothers, lol

  7. For all of you saying that “women belong in the kitchen?”
    Well you want to know why women live longer?…. Because the kitchen is the where the knifes are;)
    Now shut up and stop being sexist you dirty pigs!

    1. it was just me sayin that, not anyone else, It was a joke, this site is to laugh not to cry sexism, go on judge judy or Dr. phil for the pain I have caused by words…This would have never happened if you would have stayed in the kitchen, but i guess you have to get to the laundry room somehow.

    2. and it’s “knives” ..not knifes…you should leave the kitchen long enough to stock it up with books =P

  8. Why can’t you just break up and be done, don’t go into some guys office and screw with him like that. Karma is a bitch and so is this gal but she probably will think twice next time.

  9. If you’re going to be a bitch and try to screw over a guy who was probably a total douche bag to you than at least be smart about it. Think it through and clean up after yourself. Jesus, it’s women like that make us, the smarter female population, look like complete idiots and give sexists pigs like some guys on here material to work with. Oh and don’t go around boasting about it on facebook, not only will you look like a total bitch but it’ll come back to bite you in the ass. So ladies next time you want revenge do it with some class and integrity, if you can’t than move on with your life cause no one likes a person who holds a grudge.

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