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I’m the FIRST Bitches !!
First to suck cock.
Oh,and this is fake as hell.
@ O_M_F_G,
Sit down, I have something to tell you…
Your mom was the first to suck cock. — Let that soak in — and it was for dollar bills.
hello
hmmmmmmmmm I wonder.....test
test mom
testicles
boobies
Why TF does ANYONE post shiz like that?! Haha! Who cares if your fist?!? >:I Dayum…
it is first, dumbass go back to first grade.
LMFAOOOOO i love her
cats suck, dogs are better anyway!! hey look at the bright side, at least its probly dead!
+1
-1
so if you have a dog and i kill it chances are your going to cry to your mum
no, actually ill paste it on your forhead, bitch.
You would pate your dog has died on my forhead… hey anything that helps take away the pain
Cats all over the world are now looking for you Chris. You’re fucked up.
funny, he ll still never get any pussy…..
Dumb bitch, but anyway at least cats are smart enough to come back home unlike dogs…
1+
dogs are smarter than cats dumb ass… first of all it’s a scientific fact, second of all you never see police cats or fire cats or search cats. So not only are you an ignorant fuck up but you’re a cat loving faggot… Seriously bro what guy likes cats over dogs.
Jesus, he obviously means that cats are more likely to come back than dogs. Dogs are kept inside or on a leash cause they tend to run off for whatever reason.
The dude is acting like a bitch, and the bitch is acting like a dude, twilight zone!
LOL !! “Twilight Zone” win xD
Fail on both parts there. The guy is a failure because of the fact he doesnt know how to remove someone from having the ability to post comments on his facecrack. She is a failure because well as is clear…she isnt a good friend or even acquaintance but would probably be fun at parties…be it due to her sense of humor or possible indiscriminant promiscuity. Word to the wise, woman with an aggressively rude yet amusing sense of humor are generally more easy to get in bed…but you may want to invest in a ball gag.
Cool story bro. In my eyes, this girl is just a bitch.
Who invited Corporal Buzzkill?
Have you ever been told that you talk too much? Clearly over-thinking this one. Not sure how you can’t assume someone’s sexual activity, even orientation, based on a Facebook conversation. I’m guessing your the guy that goes to the bar and GUARANTEES that he’ll pick up… only to go home alone with excuses like ‘I wasn’t interested in anything here tonight.’
can’t=can
Sheldon Cooper?!?
iDon’t See A Fail. iAm Seeing A Girl That Thinks She’s Awesome..?
CapItaL lEtteRs fAil
Trolling win
I agree here, I think it’s a sympathy win!
I agree that this is totally a win!
I feel so sorry for that guy; I really do
Dude is a wuss. Get the fuck outside and look for your god damn cat. Not sure how Facebook will solve anything.
maybe he was searching? he posted it with his cellphone (‘:
Why does this website still post fake ass Facebook posts? Anyone can make one. This site needs to be a little more professional.
fuck you asshole. why dont u start ur own site so u could post ur own shit. or go outsite and make some real life friends.
Your saying epic fail needs to be more professional? That’s like telling your cat that it needs to be more like a dog. Besides, they rely on people sending in fails… and there’s probably a shallow pool to pick from.
Either post real shit or don’t post anything at all. It’s like those fuckin shows on tv that are supposed to be real but they’re all fuckin scripted. I’m sure their pool isn’t so small and even if they rely on who sends in the fails, they are still in charge of picking which ones get posted.
Oh and “i am” AKA Andrew, don’t be mad at me cause it was your cat and the honey badger don’t give a shit.
I think it’s fucking hilarious…and it doesn’t look fake to me?
And you can tell this is fake how …… first show me some proof that it’s fake and then you can start bitching about what epicfail post
what a fuckin cunt
Although it is quite funny it leaves a bitter aftertaste..
Oh come on that’s a win/fail xD
LMAO
I’d like to wear the scream mask while I do her from behind.
Megan is my kind of girl!
If he didn’t want to talk to her, why not stop reading facebook and focus on looking for his cat?
he needs to get some pussy.
LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess walking away from the computer wasn’t a option for Andrew…but it’s funny as hell..
It is inherantly obvious from his wording and over dramatisation that Andrew is GAY…
Megan: Hey Andrew, ‘Knock Knock’
Andrew: ‘Who’s there’
Megan: ‘Your Cat’
Andrew: ‘Your Cat who’
(complete silence)
Andrew: oh come on Megan, that’s not funny!
Somebody watches too much annoying orange
LOL f****** owned xD!!!!!
Lol, Megan is a bitch… She’s funny as hell, but still a bitch
Pretty obvious that Andrew was probably throwing rocks at the pussy and would be happier with a crowing cock.
Megan, you rock my world! ROTFL!!!!
Nah, Andrew is a little bitch here. Unfriend that cunt if it’s that serious and move on.
megans funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
This is hilarious. It could just as well be real you people. Stop analyzing and laugh.
lmao megan is fucking awesome and andrew should’nt be such a pussy and stop whineing about losing his pussy
lol im in love with her
Ok so some people call her a bitch, some say she is awesome, i say i wana fucking date that girl, Christ almighty she is quick to the draw!
she should stop replying and delete the post…
Trolling. She’s doing it right.
That is not a fail, its freaking HILARIOUS!! LMAO!!!
She’s an idiot.