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first
…..To try the synthesized human feces
and eat it
and enjoy it
Nothing better than a shitburger
Oh shit!
Literally.
Ahh the japanese and their poop fetishes
Yep…..now they just need to have some underage school girl dressed in school uniform shit it out for them.
yammmm! finally!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING CANNIBALS EAT YOUR ASS
McDonalds will surely capitalize on this to make more profit. If their burgers didn’t taste like shit before, you should be able to taste it now.
word; dude
WHAT WORLD HAS IT CAME TO WHERE A MAN CANT ENJOY REAL STEAK??
lol @ dipsht was not first. FAIL
I was the first one to eat my shit. So technically i am still first.
ha ha dumb fuck where is he
who the fuck are you and why are you trying to be me.. you asshole ill shit on you mums face.. stop using my name.. im the real dipsht and always will be an og dipsht… so many people trying to be and be like me its become a joke… ill do all ur assholes one by one…. no homo..
btw you can tell its really me by my color and pattern dont fall for these fake wannabees… once again ill shit in all your mouths and melt in your mouths… sincerely yours dipsht
melt in your asses***** …… no homo…..
Nom Nom Nom…. by the way you just ate crap.
McDonalds stocks now sky rocketed…
Grow some fucking eyelashes you slanty eyed bastard.
lmfao, I read it as “human faces” the first time then started reading the article as I ate a hog dog at 7 am.
Old news mcdonalds had the formula perfected decades ago.
Damn, just when I was getting comfortable ordering a Pu Pu Platter…
XD
They finally made food that looks the same coming in and coming out, ewwwww.
“Waiter, this is the shittiest steak I’ve ever had! What the hell is your cook doing back there? I want to have a word with him!”
“He’s in the bathroom, sir, making more steaks.”
wuajajajajajajajajaajjaa win xD
yep might as well good use to the taste cause the future is shitty
Me love poop long time
“Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!”
FAKE
This isn’t news. Burger King has been making meat from shit as long as I can remember.
If you eat shit, then you’re a shit? Or a shit eater?
But if you’re a cannibal and you eat a shit eater, then you are a shit eater eater?
Wait, now I’m confused.
What came first the shit or the shit eater?
FUCK!
now you can truly say that someone has a “shit eating grin” on their face
cashier: “may i take your order?”
me: “ummmm yea, i’d like a cheeseburger…”
cashier: “and how would you like that dressed sir?”
me: “all kinds of shit i guess… whatever you have…”
WTF Japan!
It just figures that it would be the fucking sick-ass nips that come up with something this foul.
I would starve first, i don’t care.
@daniel: actually, if you think about it, if all that is true, then they’ve managed to make a food that could potentially taste better going out than it did going in
This is what Kobe Beef actually is and not some cuts of beef from the black Tajima-ushi breed of Wagyu cattle
haha poopy poop mouth, haha after the earthquake they all just started eating shit cuz they ran outta food haha
Actually this means i can sell my shit after i am done
So its not a bad trade i will eat normal food and sell my shit lol
I will be like ” hey want to buy my shit and eat it ?”
dam that sounds horrible.
You catch that DANTE its good for you
I’m glad they didn’t do THAT while I was stationed there. Come to think of it, I’m just glad I didn’t eat any steak while I was there.
O_O Thats DISGUSTING….Im Not suprised because its JAPAN…TENTACLE PORN AND ALL WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS THERE..
I saw that tentacle shit. What was it on? efuct, maybe? My first thought was that will spawn alot more weird porn crap. But, then again, how much weirder can it get?
SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!
Certainly not buying any potted meat from Japan.
what in the hell is tentacle porn? better yet – i’m quite sure i’m better off not knowing..
It’s offical; I’m never eating McDonalds in Japan. EVER.
New weight loss program. “You enjoy your steak sir?” “Yes, I did.” “Do you like recycling programs?” “Yes, I do, why?” “Because you just ate recycled shit, will you fill out this survey on how it tasted?”
at least this is more better than 2 girls one cup…