Technology Win

Posted on June 22nd, 2011


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Source: http://gizmodo.com/5813821/scientists-create-first-memory-expansion-for-brain

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  • 19 Comments on “Technology Win”

    1. manodg says:

      FIRST?

    2. Deaner says:

      cyborg rats will take over the world…

    3. Daniel says:

      This is bullshit! This is just one of the ways in the future for Government to Control us in their New World Order. They are testing on rats now, but just watch, they will test it on humans soon.

    4. linx4355 says:

      “just flip a switch and they forget? Date rape just got easier!”…… Heh, Heh, All Right, Giggity Giggity Goo

    5. pebkac says:

      go
      explain how this is a win

      • Connor says:

        We can learn new things instantly ?… no need to revise for hours, we’ll just instantly know how to do it.

      • World85 says:

        Well let’s see, one application that can be used is by helping people with neurological complications ‘re-learn’ how to i.e. walk, speak, see, better dexterity, etc.

        Overall, this could be used to help people with severe brain injuries make a better life for themselves by bypassing disrupted and/or destroyed neurological brain connectors.

        So yes, imo this is not only a win but an epic win.

      • pebkac says:

        no shit!
        next technological advance, a machine that does homework
        argument seems banal to me

      • pebkac says:

        @85 yes they help a lot sir. you guys are epic. everybody helps a lot.

    6. Dante says:

      Fuckin humanity fail right here. Suddenly all the stuff you saw in the movies on everyone’s individuality being taken away like in the movie Equilibrium, is all coming true.

    7. Fred says:

      Hardware is not really the problem. It’s the software that needs revised and updated. If people could braindump all this Republican/Democrat shit and start thinking for themselves abit, we’d all be better off.

    8. liafcipe says:

      breeding programs for all new borns..army baby farms

    9. eduardo mntl says:

      a ram in your head? you think faster…

    10. mario1368499 says:

      LMFAO so we have to deal with computer viruses on our selfs to

    11. hauwaffle says:

      SHHHHHHHH it’s The Secret of Nimh.

    12. the science dude says:

      put that shit in my brain and it would be very usefully

    13. ( o Y o ) says:

      The newest fatal weapon! a memory board to the brain!

    14. Feh says:

      …Ghost in the Shell?

    15. zoomer296 says:

      YAY! No More School!!!


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