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this isn’t really a fail, its just nothingness isn’t it? Why even give this (what i assume to be) slag any recognition at all, good or bad? You fail epicfail, you fail hard.
Oh, and first too.
It’s a fail, just like you.
Ooooh, ouch.
guess whos back bitches sorry i haven’t been around iv been in the forest rapping trees with ma chainsaw you guys miss me….come gimme some love ya bitches.. i know you love me and this site is boring without me…….admit it god dam it… btw first to say first reply to first comment so betsybigwhitestallion suck on my left testicle …no homo…
dipsht-jew is back, finally, guess what? Another train is leaving for Auschwitz and you will LOVE it ! Jews and Homos United for as One ! in the same grave
and by the way ! First ! to fuck your fat jew mom with a frozen vomit dildo stick
Dipshit you do protest too much not to be one
Little tip: putting “no homo” at the end of your posts makes you look as if you have a severe case of repressed homosexuality.
worst thread ever… you sound like a bunch of fat kids who discovered a history book and watch cnn…
first!!!
close but no cigar
your name makes me imagine a huge white woman who, while simply breathing, makes really weird hollow noises… and smells like horse shit..
still better than paris hilton
Hell yeah, I’d do her good
tap that!
This is the 16-year old who just married a 51-year old
the sync is terrible.
I hope her boat “syncs” with the water
water horrible song…
lol guys
Looks to me just like an audio sync lag, that and the whole video. other then that, its great
LOL…production value = $ 2.89
Yeah..lets shoot some dipshit music video in some stagnant back water lagoon filmed by a 12 year old with an I-Phone.
Fucks sake……and this is what passes for “pop music” today?
Yep…and there are worse. Just look up some of those American fail singers (like Kim Kardashian or Christina Aguilera’s melodic grunting…and yes…one word can be as long as a sentence) and especially zero talent Latin American female “singers” like Ninel Conde, or the nasaly Jenni Rivera and Latina Americans don’t even care that they always lip sinc…lol.
Well…Most lip sync but Jenni doesn’t. I don’t think…but maybe she should.
She would be hot if she kept her mouth shut or been nude doing this video
No not really…Not even the plaatic in her boobs would look good. She’s fake. Not just her body, but her whole life seems a big fail and big fake(and gayzor too).
Perhaps if she’d been a ginger…
No ginger that would have blinded the camera man by the whiteness
I think that her actual fail is marrying while being 16 to a 51 year old actor…
That is called a ditzy gold digger with no real life goals
That’s call fail parenting. (or win parenting if you wanted to get rid of her without murder)
can i just like this?
yeahh… i wouldn’t wanna be her friend.. it would be kinda awkward walking into her house and seeing her 51 year old husband…
My prediction: At age 17, husband is going to be jailed for taping more than just that music video on the lake. Age 18: She’s going into porn. Age 19: Her drug addiction will fuel an epic outburst of criminal charges. Age 35: Dead.
Hmm. Would your handle my investments? Er…lottery numbers?
But what else could she be successful at?
Then again, she may wind up being a rocket scientist. HA! Hahahahahaha!
Yeah, if by rocket scientist you mean ‘nose rockets made of cocaine.’
08-14-22-31-32-44-48
Thanks!
Winning!
@ djarum.. that’s so true!! Honestly, I don’t believe she’s 16, she looks way older… but maybe is the excessive plastic surgeries (think of Heidi Montag)
there’s a fucking reply button… try it
Omg there is a reply button?
@ smrt.. ohh shut up and go outside to play with your little friends (:
I see you found the button… that’s not what she said..
Until I saw this, I had no idea who the bimbo was. So, after reading the comments and a bit of reading. This is a Multi-Epic Fail…
1. The whole Video, itself and “song” if you can call it that, Hell I think RB’s “song” was better. lmao
2. Parenting Epic Fail of letting her marry a 51 year old “Manager”/Bit part actor. Nowhere on his official site does it say that he’s a manger.
3. If they are living in Calif, pretty sure the cops could still show up and charge him for rape, since she’s still not a legal adult. not 100% on that, but it wouldn’t surprise me.
4. Says she was home schooled, kind of self explanatory there.
5. Her new hubby is older than her dad. lmao.
No reason to keep going. This is just to stupid. Nominate for the Darwin Awards, and don’t let her parents have more, or her have any kids.
We’re getting punked..right?
No, parents are just getting desperate. Since Jessica Black, the ‘American Dream’ feels like it’s in the fingertips of all the dumb idiots in the USA. The USA is such a mess…
That “black” chick didnt start the get rich off being bad fad …. what was that Asians name from American Idol that did “she bangs, she bangs?” We should blame him and American Idol imo
i dont care how much she fails…id still do her
Yeah after all the senior home is done shooting dust at her
She don’t look like the type that would let anybody do her, without a video camera.
I expect to see her next video at efukt, Heavy-R and Humor On.
What an amazing voice!!!…….. She said sarcastically
Could she say it any other way?
poor dog
And then a chainsaw wielding maniac…please? some one kill her.
Boats and Hos
Nice little saturday for pedo-bear.
cocaine nose
like totally
This isn’t singing. This is talking.
God, All of this generations music sucks ass.
you’re right… at least system of a nickle creed isn’t popular any more…
I would put her over my knee, lift her skirt up and give her a spanking she wouldn’t forget in a hurry.
hot
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap aaaaaaaaaahhhh! lol.
Fail? Who cares if she can sing? Look at her! She is Hott! Case closed, it is a win for her new husband. He can smash her for 3 or 4 years with her looking like this and then she will hit her prime. Imagine she is only going to get hotter!
The fail here is caring about her singing, look at her! OK, yes she is only 16 and it is creepy to say she is hott. But man is she hott!
Stupid piece of shit.
So… since she’s sixteen and all… *cough cough oldface cough* I guess we’re supposed to believe she’s drinking cola out of that pink bong?
if i was that dog i would be humpping the shit out of her leg
FAKE
Who Give A Flying Shit if she can’t Sing…… Damn!!! I’ll eat her ass-o!!!!
She is hot.
i would bang her on the boat then push her ass in the water for the gators
Who?
I don’t get it. Why is this any more fail than Katy Perry or Jewel?
Id skeet skeet all over them tittas
Too bad you don’t know what the that thing in your pants is actually called let alone meant to be used for.
lol at use of ‘skeet’ and ‘tittas’!
Damn Ke$ha’s getting good
THE DOG IS HOT
I think the funniest bit is the hilarious attempt to look exotic (or even stylish) in a place that flees the very definition. I live in Ocean Shores (this was shot in the canals) and don’t get me wrong, I love it here, I moved here for a reason, but while Ocean Shores is many things, it ain’t Malibu.
does she need a piss???
I DONT FUCKN GOT THAT ?
That is a minute and 36 seconds of my life in which I will never get back because wasted listening to a song that this hot chick sang, which made no sense. Bullshit she is only 16, maybe her implants are!
This girl’s whole life is an epic fail…